I haven't been accused wrongly of late but maybe I've been accused of stealing in childhood and I know how depressing and embarrassing it is . I would love to hear y'all stories.

In the university, I was tagged a very bad boy and a s3x addict because I had over 500 porn movies on my laptop. But funny enough, I graduated as a virgin from the uni and even waited till 28yrs before I had my first s3x. The first day I had s3x eeh, na then I know s3x is so so so overrated.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, the day I go mistakenly born girl pikin eeh, I go ***********

Lalami3232:
In the university, I was tagged a very bad boy and a s3x addict because I had over 500 porn movies on my laptop. But funny enough, I graduated as a virgin from the uni and even waited till 28yrs before I had my first s3x. The first day I had s3x eeh, na then I know s3x is so so so overrated.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, the day I go mistakenly born girl pikin eeh, I go ***********

strangulate her abi?:Ok,I pray u born Hope u born one soon and let see if u'll not dance and merriment

"Guy, what was the shade of her nipples - dark or pink?" My female cousin kept asking me while laughing. She won't stop teasing me with it even after many years.

This was a day a woman accused me of peeping at her just because I passed by her bathroom window while she was taking her bath.

I felt like the ground should open and swallow me up. The only consolation I got was when her brother-in-law told me not to worry that the woman is a troublemaker.

This happened almost twenty years ago but its trauma still hovers. I may not be the best guy but i have never peeped at a girl before. It's not everyone that knows how to overcome this sort of things easily.

GeneralKoko:
I haven't been accused wrongly of late but maybe I've been accused of stealing in childhood and I know how depressing and embarrassing it is . I would love to hear y'all stories.

It Was a terrible experience.
Immediately after the covid-19 lockdown.resumed back to the office and a colleague raise alarm of lost phone. Searched everyone and everywhere. Phone no show. Next thing I'll hear, i was accused. Her reason being that "i wasn't seriously helping her do the searching the way she wanted". Thought it was a joke until evening when the husband called and told me to either bring the phone or tell him where to meet. Long story short. I had to involve the police before the matter rest o. But the depression/shame wasn't easy even till now.when ever i remember,i always pray to God to expose the thief so i can act the way i would have wanted to..

It gets to a point i was even asking myself " did you steal the phone? Where did you keep it"
Wrong accusation can kill o.

Yes and yes.

A neighbor of mine invited this girl he's been talking with over the phone for a few months.

When she came, other men on heat around the neighborhood and my compound saw her pvssy as a trophy that must be won at all cost.

Me on the other hand, always on my own. On the 4th day of her visit or there about, I heard a knock on my door. When I opened the door, it was the girl. She demanded for my lighter. "Ours just finished" In her words.

I gave it to her but this lady didn't return it. I kept quiet and got a new one. Two days later she came again. She demanded to come inside, I declined but she was very persuasive.

She said she had something very important to discuss. I let her in and she started by apologizing for not returning my lighter.

Then Aunty started preaching to me o. That she noticed the number of girls that's been coming out of my room. That if I continue with such lifestyle I'll die miserably. I said nothing. And she left.

The next day she came again. But this time, I saw her in my sitting room. She said the door was open so she decided to let herself in.

My brethren what this girl came into my room with can raise any dead wood in a man's pant. A very revealing piece of fabrics.

Hmm! Not even up to 5 mins later, her guy and a host of violent men stormed into my room with weapons.

They came to teach me a hard lesson for not keeping my dick in one place according to them. They said ever since the girl visited, I've been parting her red sea. A girl I never imagined touching o. All the girl's plea landed on deaf ears that day.

It was through God's intervention that their plans of reducing me to shreds did not materialize.

I dont have a rugged, rough and criminal looking face.
Not even my body language.

Why dem no go dey accuse u.wen u go dye hair,carry tattoo cover ur body,sag trousers,lips dey black like charcoal,make u look like who smoke ganja.even wen u no dey smoke am.and ur eyes go dey shine left and right anywhere u enter.

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Was almost lynched in my final year in school by one guy called FLAVA and his stooges. Baba said i stole his phone, his proof was that my phone had scratches at the exact same places as his lost phone..

Sometimes when i remember the experience I dey hyper ventilate.. It was a very close call.



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Our truck spoilt so my aunt asked me if I was the one..

"NO, it's junior the came to fetch water and spoilt the damn truck..."


Na so junior come dey next day my aunt confront am he talk say na me...

Of course its me...

But I don give u biscuit already make u take the fall u dey call me... Alaye u dey madd oooo..


Na so I start to dey shout the curse...


" OK, if its not me eh, if its not me eh... Mtcheew make thunder fire u"

It was a funny bitter experience.

We were in 300L in the Uni then and we had a 7 AM test on a Friday morning. After the test, a female colleague sitting nxt to me went to eat so she left her bag on the seat (the lecturer was still in class at that time so she dashed out).

Lecturer left around 8.30AM or there about and next class was 9 AM. Usual thing everyone stood up for gist and the likes. This lady had not come back at this time and the guy sitting in the 3rd seat while standing up mistakenly hit her bag that was placed on the middle seat (it's a foldable chair) and everything inside it fell. Right there the bag was picked up and everything was packed inside her bag.

I also went outside to catch some gist with my friends before the 2nd Lecturers arrival. 2nd Lecture had commenced before she came back and lo and behold immediately she came back I told this lady her bag fell while she was away but we had packed the things that fell out inside her bag so she could chk if there was anything missing and probably chk the floor or something.

Monday morning whilst in class preparing for the 1st lecture of the day. This lady just walked up to where I was sitting few metres away and beckoned on me with a tone that gave me the instinct something was up.
I went to her and she strtd the whole story of an Infinix fone was in her bag and she didn't see it when she got back to her hostel in the nite.

Mehn I choke when she strtd the whole story so the next thing I asked her was but I told u ur bag fell while u were away on Friday. I expected if she had valuables in her bag that was meant to be the 1st thing to check and she didn't until nite.

This lady strtd drama that she was going to report to a lecturer blabla. I told her to pls go ahead cos the whole thing was just funny to me and I remained unperturbed.

I was in the library when I received a call from Student union Security Council that I shld report to there office that same day (students as well but if u love urself just adhere to their call)
I was very well familiar with there modus operandis so I called a class mate who apparently was their Gen Secretary at that time to inform him of what happened but he didn't pick so I sent a text but he didn't see it until I had gotten to there office.

We were at there office - questions were asked we both talked but the fools handling the case I guess were carried away because it was a lady that was involved.

The fools there seized my phone went tru all my social media app to see if I had chatted anyone in recent time that I had a fone to sell.
Those fools with the lady inclusive came to my house in town scattered my whole room to check if the fone was in my house (I allowed all of this cos I just wanted to proof to this girl I didn't take her fone- in fact I paid everyone's T-fair to my house and back to campus)

It was when we got back to school that the Head of Security Council who had just gotten to the complex inquired about what was happening and the whole story strtd from the beginning again.
The guy was the one that dismissed the case.
He asked the lady if truly I told her - her bag fell when she was away and she confirmed I did.

He said if u had valuables in ur bag that would be the 1st thing u would ve looked for and it is almost unbelievable that u didn't rmba tru out the day until late evening.
He concluded she must ve lost the fone somewhere and was just trying to look for someone to take responsibility for it.
I went to SUB with my friends the nxt day to do little cwazy for them for the useless harassment melted on me the previous day but I had to allow it just to prove my innocence to this crazy girl.

She was still not satisfied with this - midnight she sent one yeye msg that she was outside in the middle of the night naked laying some form of curse that whoever took her fone was going to die in 7days time
Come and see me in those 7 days omo I careful die to cross road sef I dey look not just right and left I dey look up and down make we no go die for devil to shame us for wetin we no do.


Apparently the mistake I made was to notify her that her bag fell and she also felt it was my responsibility to look after the bag in her absence as per say na bag I com watch for school.

Each time I rmba that case, I am always sad and it still bewilders my imagination that what could ve given this lady so much assurance that I took her fone. We nva spoke till we left school cos of that incidence

TOSIN I didnt take ur fone ooo I hope the person that took it died from ur curse I just really hope so.

Just now now sef wey one idiot accusing me in my office that I fart



Just looking the were like malu

God forbid

When I was in jss2, I took #200 to school. It so happened that I somehow got to school way before assembly so I was just goofing with my best friend until it was time

During break time I saw my friend in tears. When I enquired what the matter was, he told me Someone had stolen his #200. Out of the kindness of my own heart I offered up my own #200 since his place is much farther than mine.

Omo, the next day baba came to school with his mom and they reported to our then computer master that I have been the one stealing his money. The most painful part was that everyone believed him and even moreso his money was marked exactly as mine was
Everyone saw his own #200 but I had no single witness in my own case.

I don't know how the issue was resolved but till this day Ejenavi & I stopped being friends.

Plus na that day I know say devil get power o but I learnt a valuable lesson that day that stuck with me till today

Lalami3232:
In the university, I was tagged a very bad boy and a s3x addict because I had over 500 porn movies on my laptop. But funny enough, I graduated as a virgin from the uni and even waited till 28yrs before I had my first s3x. The first day I had s3x eeh, na then I know s3x is so so so overrated.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, the day I go mistakenly born girl pikin eeh, I go ***********

hummmmmm holy father of soapy

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https://www.nairaland.com/6641440/funny-experience-some-police-men

A so called prophet of God said that his god told him that i stole 120k meant for buying a new generator in our house

Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....got no experience though
But am gonna grab my weed while I read comments

Yes ooooo

My aunty carry me go church for family prayers ...Na so the pastor accused me say I be witch and that I used to fly at night ..I was shocked can I be a witch and I don't know ??

Na so the man begin dey fire prayer ,they press my neck they blow my chest say i must confess

Before I knew it my aunty don join am before I open my eyes all of them don hold broom

The pastor Begin they tell my aunty to flog her way to breakthrough ..na so beating start for me ooo..see flog see broom

Omo I jejely confessed ooo say I be witch and na me be the cause of all the problem ,before these people go use broom end my young life

I come even begin to dey make cat sound mew mew mew mew ooo so that them go believe and leave me as all my back don already dey bleed

Na so dem free me ..I run for my life go back go meet my mama for village

But guessed what ?...the witch is a big boy now and all his family is extremely proud of him

Also my aunty now want her first son to come live with the witch so that the witch can send him to school .

I remember when I just started school, we were taught a punishment where you hold someone's leg and they hold your's - with the both of you standing until one of you falls. The person who falls first, takes the flogging.
Well, when I got home that day, I called a girl (let's call her Rose) aside and tried the punishment with her. Less than 2 seconds after I grabbed her leg, she started crying and before you could say Jack, I was surrounded by her family.
To this day, I don't know how the story quickly turned to that I was trying to rape the girl. Omo those guys beat me silly, strip me naked and were parading me round the area until they were intercepted by my people.
The experience scarred me for life, from then to this day, I don't play with or around girls. Girlfriend sef I don't have.
I was just 5 years old.

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I try no to accuse people of stealing my money because you can't be too sure who the thief is

A Rev Father accused me of stealing his offering money and provisions which was used for thanksgiving during sunday mass,this happened while i was in SS2 because i was alter knight and have access to his apartment . i was called for questioning into the parish house by church security that i should bring out d offering money and the provisions used for thanksgiving or else my name will be announced during Sunday mass,i told the priest to check his room very well but he insisted he has done that b4 calling me,it lasted like 4hours before i remembered how his relation who is studying at our state university came to pack everything on his behalf and for the money,it was later found in his drawer, I told d priest that am reporting him to our Bishop,i was shouting at him like a boy,he stated begging me but i informed my parents n grandparents,it wasnt an easy thing sha but thankGod for everything. d priest is currently lecturing in one of our federal universities,whenever he sees me,shock is all over his face.

I was accused of stealing #50 when I was a child, continuous beatings for days running to weeks without stop until I confessed to stealing the money and my dad bought new razor blade to give me mark at my back which makes the story unforgettable till today, I have to remind my father that I did not steal the money again after over 18years. The second one is even with a witness that insists he saw me stealing meat from the pot, an allegation that never happen and my parents believed my step brother and not me. I almost shed tears writing all these because it's hurt to the bone. It is better you don't marry at all than to have children from different women because you are only preparing a potential hard life for those children and also yourself.

A woman once accused me of molesting her 10 year old daughter who was my student. She suspected the girl was violated. When she called in to accuse me, I told her to stop the April Fool joke. I advised her to investigate very well. That if the girl was messed with, the violator may still be watching to do worse. On investigating, we discovered that nobody violated the girl. She had discharge as a result of puberty!

Back in the days in secondary School, it was a boarding school in the south west and in the night I felt the urge to poo.
There were surrounding bushes but I couldn't go out into the bushes at that time of the night and so I had to quickly do it somewhere and threw it away.
Then in the morning, there was a solid poo on the corridor of the hostel. Someone who saw me the previous night said it's me, I denied. Then I was in JSS1, then the seniors gathered and said I should remove my panties and they saw small traces and said I was the one. I cried that even though I excreted previously the night before, I wasn't the one who did that.
I was told to wash the whole poo and I cried while doing that. I knew deep within me that the culprit was somewhere close.
Senior Tope, you did a bad thing ooo