EBUBS:


Can't I see for like 150/180?

TarOrfeeek:
Firewood alone is now N100,000


Fulani have destroyed this country.

Ishilove:

You can see the baby for 100k. The two weeks old calf

pocohantas:
Wedding ceremonies are not compulsory, especially now that we are in perilous times.

I don’t know how you will write that list with numerous zeros and sleep well at night. The only people that write the price of groundnut oil and tin tomatoes themselves are people working on a very tight budget. Else you will handover the cooking to a caterer and she would multiply a plate by your estimated number of guests (e.g) N750 * 300 guests. How many litres of oil she uses wouldn’t be your business.

If you have to sit like this to bother your head about prices and inflation, scratch it. Have an indoor trad in her father’s sitting room, proceed to a registry if you want.

This is 2021 for God’s sake. The people you want to come for a wedding, some of us do not even have money for transport. If we come, we no fit spray you pass 2k.

EBUBS:


Can't I see for like 150/180?

taretoofine:
I go need you for my wedding planning Surely I will keep in touch

EBUBS:
I wrote this wedding estimate four years ago thinking I'll get married but it didn't work out again.

But with the way things are going in my current relationship I think it's going to happen this year .

So please if you know the updated price for the items on the list please drop it here so I'll upgrade it. I know say things don expensive
Thank for the feedback

Machinegun91:
Wedding or weeding?

Munzy14:


Ebubs as you are calculating this things like this, I tire o...Isn't it obvious you are not well balanced for this?

The ceremony is the reggae, after the ceremony comes the real marriage(the blues)...where you are to spend more everyday you breathe.....

From this list one can rough estimate the type of wedding you wanted...In this current Inflation, if you wan go run this yourself, just keep a million plus...chai money weh you go even add small money buy small direct toks car make your wife use am the do school run for your kids..

Well, everyone has a dream wedding to wet their fantasies..I will advise you involve caterers and multiply number of plates..But know this, no wedding has ever won a medal for most elaborate...or say best...

But couples can celebrate diamond jubilee and multiple awards for being role models to younger couples or intending couples..

Finally, to that your list, begin to tripple prices you have there...
I see 4bags of rice 32k Maybe I was reading daily times of 1990...lmao..

Cow 100k, maybe na cow them demote to goat status..

You never add clothing sef, venue rent, dj money, band, transport and accommodations for friends, family and in-laws...lol

E no easy...

I rather do a 50persons getogether stuff and zoom off with my wife to a calm place and enjoy ourself away from daily stress and hustle ...come back and upgrade living standard than impressing people who will eat everything and still talk down on me say the meat no big na maggi cube size them cut am

Or use ghana must go pack food meant for everyone only for it to sour in their kitchen...

TarOrfeeek:
Firewood alone is now N100,000


Fulani have destroyed this country.

pocohantas:


Omo! Ishi, if my children wan see my wedding picture, make them imagine am for their head. They should get creative abi imaginative, because I ain’t doing nothing!

Nigerian youths should start using their heads. They can organize a photoshoot if they want pictures for memory. After that, go for a honeymoon in a nearby African country. That is a whole lot better than sweating inside one hall while dancing skelewu, watching people drag foofoo, jollof rice and souvenirs, greeting unknown faces, including the ones that don’t mind tying your womb if they could.




I have the right to advise them because it is us they would want to sell 3yards asoebi for @ 25k. It is still us they would expect to spray them money that they can use to recoup their wedding expenses. It is us they will want to borrow money from after wedding. It is even worse when you are single because they assume you have no responsiblities. Whether single or married…they don’t spare us of their expectations. So I won’t spare them my advice!

Thank you.

EBUBS:
I wrote this wedding estimate four years ago thinking I'll get married but it didn't work out again.

But with the way things are going in my current relationship I think it's going to happen this year .

So please if you know the updated price for the items on the list please drop it here so I'll upgrade it. I know say things don expensive
Thank for the feedback

pocohantas:
Wedding ceremonies are not compulsory, especially now that we are in perilous times.

I don’t know how you will write that list with numerous zeros and sleep well at night. The only people that write the price of groundnut oil and tin tomatoes themselves are people working on a very tight budget. Else you will handover the cooking to a caterer and she would multiply a plate by your estimated number of guests (e.g) N750 * 300 guests. How many litres of oil she uses wouldn’t be your business.

If you have to sit like this to bother your head about prices and inflation, scratch it. Have an indoor trad in her father’s sitting room, proceed to a registry if you want.

This is 2021 for God’s sake. The people you want to come for a wedding, some of us do not even have money for transport. If we come, we no fit spray you pass 2k.

pocohantas:
Wedding ceremonies are not compulsory, especially now that we are in perilous times.

I don’t know how you will write that list with numerous zeros and sleep well at night. The only people that write the price of groundnut oil and tin tomatoes themselves are people working on a very tight budget. Else you will handover the cooking to a caterer and she would multiply a plate by your estimated number of guests (e.g) N750 * 300 guests. How many litres of oil she uses wouldn’t be your business.

If you have to sit like this to bother your head about prices and inflation, scratch it. Have an indoor trad in her father’s sitting room, proceed to a registry if you want.

This is 2021 for God’s sake. The people you want to come for a wedding, some of us do not even have money for transport. If we come, we no fit spray you pass 2k.

akaahs:

I did mine in May, up till date I'm yet to recover financially.

TarOrfeeek:
Firewood alone is now N100,000


Fulani have destroyed this country.

pocohantas:


Omo! Ishi, if my children wan see my wedding picture, make them imagine am for their head. They should get creative abi imaginative, because I ain’t doing nothing!

Nigerian youths should start using their heads. They can organize a photoshoot if they want pictures for memory. After that, go for a honeymoon in a nearby African country. That is a whole lot better than sweating inside one hall while dancing skelewu, watching people drag foofoo, jollof rice and souvenirs, greeting unknown faces, including the ones that don’t mind tying your womb if they could.




I have the right to advise them because it is us they would want to sell 3yards asoebi for @ 25k. It is still us they would expect to spray them money that they can use to recoup their wedding expenses. It is us they will want to borrow money from after wedding. It is even worse when you are single because they assume you have no responsiblities. Whether single or married…they don’t spare us of their expectations. So I won’t spare them my advice!

Thank you.

Munzy14:


Ebubs as you are calculating this things like this, I tire o...Isn't it obvious you are not well balanced for this?

The ceremony is the reggae, after the ceremony comes the real marriage(the blues)...where you are to spend more everyday you breathe.....

From this list one can rough estimate the type of wedding you wanted...In this current Inflation, if you wan go run this yourself, just keep a million plus...chai money weh you go even add small money buy small direct toks car make your wife use am the do school run for your kids..

Well, everyone has a dream wedding to wet their fantasies..I will advise you involve caterers and multiply number of plates..But know this, no wedding has ever won a medal for most elaborate...or say best...

But couples can celebrate diamond jubilee and multiple awards for being role models to younger couples or intending couples..

Finally, to that your list, begin to tripple prices you have there...
I see 4bags of rice 32k Maybe I was reading daily times of 1990...lmao..

Cow 100k, maybe na cow them demote to goat status..

You never add clothing sef, venue rent, dj money, band, transport and accommodations for friends, family and in-laws...lol

E no easy...

I rather do a 50persons getogether stuff and zoom off with my wife to a calm place and enjoy ourself away from daily stress and hustle ...come back and upgrade living standard than impressing people who will eat everything and still talk down on me say the meat no big na maggi cube size them cut am

Or use ghana must go pack food meant for everyone only for it to sour in their kitchen...

CICONTOP:


You're correct. One of my friends who got married recently, nearly used me as his ATM. When It became too much, I confronted him. He told me that I don't have any responsibility yet.... Whaaaaaat?

sholikay:
Kai!. Had it been my ex-girlfriend,reason like this way you reason so,we for dey look forward to our wedding day soonest...but she labeled me a poor thinker or someone with negative mindset... I told her it's not about negative mindset of not being buoyant to cater for luxury wedding, but I don't fancy all those one day noise..I prefer giving her (fiancee) the extra money budgeted for large wedding,if we eventually agree to a small wedding.. she said lai!.. lai!.. ooo...that was how we parted ways... Blaming me for being a negative thinker,hence she can't roll with such person not to talk of marrying..

pocohantas:
Wedding ceremonies are not compulsory, especially now that we are in perilous times.

I don’t know how you will write that list with numerous zeros and sleep well at night. The only people that write the price of groundnut oil and tin tomatoes themselves are people working on a very tight budget. Else you will handover the cooking to a caterer and she would multiply a plate by your estimated number of guests (e.g) N750 * 300 guests. How many litres of oil she uses wouldn’t be your business.

If you have to sit like this to bother your head about prices and inflation, scratch it. Have an indoor trad in her father’s sitting room, proceed to a registry if you want.

This is 2021 for God’s sake. The people you want to come for a wedding, some of us do not even have money for transport. If we come, we no fit spray you pass 2k.

sync:
Na wa o, you must be a very stingy man making list like a woman even down to curry and thyme.
Why not just make wholesome rough estimates for food and drinks