Niceguy24:
Ride on bro

Make I buy popcorn cos dis night go hot with your update

No disappoint ooh

But bros, you sef suppose redirect that question to yourself unto say you dey culpable na �.

The tori sweet us

Olatoman:


But bros, you sef suppose redirect that question to yourself unto say you dey culpable na �.

The tori sweet us

Yeah

No vex

I never too Sabi quote for nairaland

I dey always dey guest mode

Na now I just say make I login cos of this tori

E sweet die

Therock5555:
My people.... To type the next chapter dey weak my body... I don't know how many of una go look at me the same after reading it....




Update drops by 10pm but before then, who fit guess what my Demon 2.0 is capable of doing?

Baba you try I swear, if na me I for don slap better sense inside blessing head. Then I go use my last card arrange soldiers go the brother house go carry dem . We take the war to them.
I go make sure say the soldiers no touch them , but we go gather reason as men.
From then on , it's totally over between blessing and I. Right from time , I no dey like babe wey too popular # area mama#. Once I notice you know all most everybody for you street omo na red flag be that.
If your brothersna rag head, na red flag for me.
If me and you go dey struggle who drink pass , na red flag.


I no dey touch women o, but that blessing own na overboard, she come get mind dey call me small boy plus she dey manage me. Chai who be her father sef.
I just dey boil as I dey read all through.
Overall nice work man

~~~FIFTY~ONE~~~
~~~READERS DESCRETION IS ADVISED~~~



Blessing must have seen the darkness in my eyes cause she began trembling and turned to leave. Before she reach door, I was already in front of her.


"Where you wan go?" I asked.



My hands were vibrating, I was stalling the inevitable for as long as I could.


"School nah. Please get out of my face, I'm through with you, you and that Zuzi can continue. Just allow me pass." She said politely.


"School time is over babe, go and drop your bag and kneel down." I said.

"You say....."



"TWARPPPPP" I landed a golden slap on her face, boy that shit felt good.



"What!!!! Peter you slapped me?" Blessing asked, I'm sure she was seeing stars already cause her voice changed to that of a two year old pikin.




"I'll repeat myself again, go and drop your bag and kneel down."



"Bleep you..... Jesus...." She screamed as another slap landed on her cheek.


As per strong woman wey she be, she made the lovely mistake of slapping me back, twice , payment for the two slaps I gave her.


So for her mind she don revenge? What of all the ones she had been giving me since? Shebi me sef suppose revenge too?

Well, that was me at my 1% evil level, so I increased the evil volume up to just 5%

Blessing didn't expect what came next cause her breath was literally knocked out of her as I body slammed her to the bed, before she could recover, I was on her already, as she tried to crawl away, I held her suit top and dragged it off, she allowed me to remove it but when It got to her elbows, na there she know say she don trap herself cause I twisted the suit around her arms and pulled her upwards.


Her scream ranted the air as she felt the weight of her body on her arms. Trust me, even me don't want to be in that position, I've been there before. And the feeling is nothing like pleasureable.

Shouting didn't help either cause she just managed to knock off the remaining small breath wey she for utilise well.

"Peter please, stop it. I'm begging." She barely could talk as I held her firm in place.

I was sitting directly on her waist while grabbing her two hands behind her with her own cloth and lifting her up with it, she just curve backwards like banana.

The worse part was that I calmly leaned toward her ears and spoke to her again.

"Babe I hope I have your attention now. Now I'm gonna leave you, you'll get up, and kneel down, am I clear?"

She painfully moaned in response as I let her hands go and climbed off her.

I purposely turned away like I was searching for something. Instead of following my orders, she made a mad dash for the door, well big mistake.


She made it to the main back door before I caught up with her. She began banging the door and screaming as I grabbed her by the neck and slammed her to the wall.


She fought my one hand as I used the second to lock the door. As I dey turn I dey follow her with another slap with that free hand.
She reeled backwards, I rush her again and grabbed her waist, she was struggling as I raised her like bag of garri and placed on my shoulders, back to square one.

Well atleast her screaming attracted one person.



Mazi was in the only one at home that morning, so he rushed out of his room when he heard someone pounding the door. As normal he rushed to the door only to find it locked.


He knocked a couple of times to no response and then followed the next scream that he heard to my window.

Now back to me, I heard the knock and Mazi calling out my name as Blessing struggled to break free as I dangled her on my shoulders and walked to my room.

I slammed her backwards on the bed, I made sure her head landed on the pillow but with enough force that would make her head swim for days.

Well that was to weaken her for my main idea. Cause as she reeled from the aftershock and got her focus back she was staring into my naked red eyes.



I was seated just below her breast, just below her ribs, effectively I resisted her breathing capacity, she could barely breath in and out deeply, she had to made do with short quick gasp.

Her arms were spread eagle wide like she was crucified on the cross, my two knees trapped them In place.

Blessing scanned the whole situation and then got back to looking at my eyes.


"Peter, I use God beg you. Don't do what you want to do, get off my body please. I'll kneel down if you like." She begged.



"Well, too late babe. We don pass that stage, now we'll do things my way."




"Peter, Peter..." Mazi shouted my name from my window.


"What?" I shouted back.


"Abeg wetin dey happen?"


"Wetin you hear?" I countered.


"I hear woman voice dey shout na."


"Mazi e no concern you. Go your room go sleep." I shouted back.


"Bros please don't leave me....." Blessing screamed with her last strength.

A hot slap landed on her mouth, she bursted Into tears as she tried to cry and beg at the same time.

"Peter e never reach this level na, come open door make we talk." Mazi said.



"Guy no allow me come for you now o, better respect yourself and go and sleep. Na you be the Genesis of this problem sef, remember that day wey two girls clash wey I say make you come help me, if say you help me, this day no for happen, so better get out of my window make fresh air enter." I shouted back.



"Now you my lady, I'm gonna slap you for Everytime that you have ever hit me, but then I'll be considerate and give you the opportunity to do it yourself first."


"What do you mean?" She asked as more tears poured out.


"First of all, for slapping me that day In that joint, you are going to slap yourself three times or I'll do it myself." I informed her as I raised some knee to free her right hand.




"What? You are not serious. Which kin rubbish talk be that...."



"TWARPPPPP" I slapped her and pinned her hand back.


"Do I sound serious now?" I shouted as veins gathered on my forehead.



"God please, Peter I'm sorry, please stop." She begged.



"Are you going to slap yourself now?"



"Yes.... Yes.... Please.... I'm sorry..." She wept.

Instead of getting soft, her tears turned my heart to Zuma rock. I was actually enjoying what was happening, the power I had over her was .........



GLORIOUS.............






Mazi jejely respected himself and walked back to his room.

Blessing managed to slap herself for the first six times, she couldn't take it anymore so I continued from where she stopped.


By the time I was through, I was sweating like a rabid dog as I stood off her limp body, no single tears remain for her eyes, I'm not sure saliva or catarrh remain sef cause as she dey cry, I dey use her tears, saliva and mucus to rub on her cheeks to soften the spot for the next slap.


She slowly curved sideways as I stood off her, her body trembling as pain and relief wreck through her body, I'm sure her cheeks soft pass agege bread that moment, they were bright red.

I returned back to bed and dragged her backwards to lie on her back again, she immediately complied so that I wouldn't hit her again.

I looked at my handiwork and smiled.

No bruises....


Just slight finger lines on her cheeks and a very fat cheek, her eyes were blood red too.


There's no how she'll tell somebody that she just received nearly hundred slaps, she looked more like she was just waking up from sleep. I smiled again and stood up.


I came back with my weed stash. My whole body was shaking, I was feeling the adrenaline pump, I felt like hitting her again that's why I grabbed the dope cause I needed something to pause my rush.


I didn't know how I did it despite my shaking hands but I managed to tie two wraps, even I was impressed by my expertise, me wey no Sabi wrap dope, I come turn Wiz Khalifa overnight.


After I finished, I offered them to Blessing, she stared at me with eyes full of pain and hatred and slowly shook her head.

My inner demons were asking me to force her to smoke weed but then I controlled that evil voice and stood up to grab a shirt.




"I wan go smoke, if you move from this bed when I'm back, I'll start all over again." I warned her and grabbed my wallet before walking out.




After first wrap, my nerves cool like ice water, reality hit me. What the fuckkkkkkk did I just do? Did I just pummel somebody's daughter? Naso my father raise me? To be a woman beater?


I felt ashamed...


I no fit smoke second blunt, I just stand up begin go house.


As I reach house, I saw a Hausa girl with a tray full of boiled groundnuts passing, I called her and bought half mudu worth.


Blessing didn't even shift from the curled form that I left her, she looked so weak, so venerable. I felt stung in my heart and wanted to just wrap my hands around her and beg her till infinity.


But unfortunately my dark side took over immediately, I didn't mean it at first, I was just gonna try it for the last time before I soften back but the results were tremendous.



"Blessing!" I shouted her name, she immediately jerked up and went to one corner of the bed squeezing herself in.


"What?" Her coarse voice asked, she sounded really dehydrated.


"Why are you talking like that?" I asked amused.


"I'm thirsty, my throat is dry and you said I shouldn't move from the bed, that's why my voice is like this." She replied.




"Hahahaha, I didn't say you can't drink water, I meant you shouldn't leave the house before I get back. Anyway, you can go and drink water and then bring back an empty plate. I bought groundnuts for you." I said curtly.


"Can I use the bathroom too?" She asked.



"Eh...."


Why was she asking for my permission to use the bathroom?


"Why not. You can go." I added.



"Thank you." She said as she passed me to the bathroom.


My eyes were open like saucer pans, like did Blessing just thank me for allowing her access to ease her self? This is very fantabulous.



She returned back with the plate and water and sat down to wait for my next orders.


I laughed and gave the ground but to her, she thanked me again and ate like a wounded Lion. I just laid down smiling and watching her eat, she could barely look at me.

She thanked me again before clearing the mess. I asked her to go bath and join me.

She did just that....


Then I bleeped her like the sturborn child that I've redeemed, and guess what...


She enjoyed every bit of the violence... Cause she was cuming back to back to back....




So the scores now .... Hmmm the scores.... Well I declared the match a draw match.



I lost my phone.... She collected lots of mending, we Bleep ourselves last last, she no go school again cause her clothes don stain finish.....






Barely ten minutes after she got home, a strange number called me....



"Peter what have you done to Blessing?" A female voice screamed when I picked the call.



I couldn't figure outif the voice was sounding elated, angry, disgusted or happy, I just allowed the question roam in the air....




"Peter, I said what have you done to my friend?"


Disclaimer..... Please I'm not proud of what I did, it was a dark phase in my life that I wish I could delete, but then what's done is done...


My advice is that, walking away is the best policy... When the opposite partner gets tired, he/she go calm down...




The writer is not saying he takes his own advice.... But you're not me, be better than me.


Don't have a good day, Have a Great day......

iamehmakute:


Baba you try I swear, if na me I for don slap better sense inside blessing head. Then I go use my last card arrange soldiers go the brother house go carry dem . We take the war to them.
I go make sure say the soldiers no touch them , but we go gather reason as men.
From then on , it's totally over between blessing and I. Right from time , I no dey like babe wey too popular # area mama#. Once I notice you know all most everybody for you street omo na red flag be that.
If your brothersna rag head, na red flag for me.
If me and you go dey struggle who drink pass , na red flag.


I no dey touch women o, but that blessing own na overboard, she come get mind dey call me small boy plus she dey manage me. Chai who be her father sef.
I just dey boil as I dey read all through.
Overall nice work man

Hahahaha, this man is definitely feeling my pain....


Baba you don read me finish..... I no fit add anything again....

I respect your patience oooo. :he sure say u no go still do anything.

Sir P, u tried o. I no fit endure such shit.

Even by Nigerian Law (Penal Code of Northern Nigeria, Section 399), you are very much justified.

Therock5555:




Hahahaha, this man is definitely feeling my pain....


Baba you don read me finish..... I no fit add anything again....

Blessing learnt her lesson in hard way and hard way is the only way

Tissyjay:
I respect your patience oooo. :he sure say u no go still do anything.

I was more volatile growing up as a kid but then my dad had to act quickly and cure me before I turn a complete Pyschopath....


Maybe by now I for dey death row or asylum hospital cause the number of people wey I fit don cause to commit sucide for long die....



I was thought the seven second rule.... My dad told me to always try and count from one to seven slowly before answering an offensive remark.


Most times the person for don give up due to your lack of reply or you simply have that chance to walk away without saying anything.


There are times I snap but then any one responsible never tried that stunt after receiving a welcome visit from my Darkside....




But then my episodes are few and far between.


I usually sound that as a warning to any girl or guy that know me, shout and insult me all you want, just don't hit me or insult my parents....


I might get brain clog and lose myself... Trust me, you don't wanna see me then...

Sensitivity1254:
Sir P, u tried o. I no fit endure such shit.

Even by Nigerian Law (Penal Code of Northern Nigeria, Section 399), you are very much justified.

Hahahahahahaha, falls off bench ...

Wow! I can read this update 99 times a day. With the Blessing type of babe, Therock I swear na man you be. This tory sweet diiieee.

Therock5555:




Hahahaha, this man is definitely feeling my pain....


Baba you don read me finish..... I no fit add anything again....

� no cap, you did well man. Some ladies like it the voilent way. You handle it better than I envisaged. Respect to you.

Make nobody quote me, I don't support manhandling a woman, but I also dont support being woman handled as a man. There's a reason I'm a man, and there's a reason you're a woman. You can't constantly be bridging the Gap and when I choose to walk away you turn all voilent on me.
Even baba God wey be the alpha and Omega no dey force person to follow am. Let's respect ourselves.

Free guy
"Don't have a good day, have a great day".


Thanks for the update.

Aswear, I nor know wetin to write. As i read both updates finish, I just weak like dodo. You get patience like GEJ wife.

Upon all the warning and squeezing of face you did Blessing no get the message. Abi you were till handsome when you're doing your maddog face? [Just they imaging you inside our uniform small, hold AK49 do our work small when you come? The civilian no go to fear if them see you].

But you over try. You no to react quick to your anger. [na your type we they find for work]

So hw did her brothers respon to what u did to her.

Cylovee:
Upon all the warning and squeezing of face you did Blessing no get the message. Abi you were till handsome when you're doing your maddog face? [Just they imaging you inside our uniform small, hold AK49 do our work small when you come? The civilian no go to fear if them see you].

But you over try. You no to react quick to your anger. [na your type we they find for work]

Make we chill till 2023, if this country still dey stand, I go think about joining force if una still want me

~~~FIFTY~TWO~~~
"What did I do to your friend?" I asked the caller back.


"No, like seriously. What did you do to Blessing? She told me something when she got back home but I didn't believe her so I said lemme call you to ask."



"So what did she tell you?"



"Say you beat her like small pikin."



I was grinning wildly as the caller continued speaking.
"See, I'm not angry with you one bit, infact I am very happy about what you did. Blessing has been telling us about you."


"What does she say about me?

"That you're one of the most gentle dude that she has ever been with. Say she even dey slap you, you no dey react. We dey warn her say no be everyday be Christmas but she dey brag say you dey fear her, so you no fit do anything."



"Nawao...." I said.


"Today I saw her leaving for school in the morning, she been tell me say you sent her a break up text, I been dey think say na una Normal matter, only for her to return this evening looking like train jam her, her clothes dirty die, her hair resemble mad woman own and she been dey limp alittle the only word she said before she went inside was 'Peter', if you see as Blessing gentle eh, even her father shock.

Na as she comot she tell us say you beat her like werey, I just dey make I call you to thank you, you don reset Blessing to factory settings, atleast her body go calm down for awhile.

I never see person tame Blessing like this before, it feels good seeing her so gentle. I wish say she go remain like this forever.


Awoooooo..... Peter you can't believe what is happening, I enter their house right now, Blessing dey kitchen dey wash plates, see Blessing wey no dey gree serve herself food sef, guy abeg good night, I need to go announce the goodnews to the rest of my friends.

Keep it up bro, if she ever shout for you again, abeg still reset her brain. We dey your back, I think you're the first person that Blessing is not capable of carrying out a revenge on. So you're safe... Bye for now."




The call cut abruptly as I bursted out the laughter I've been holding all this while. My belly dey sweet me die.



I slept comfortable knowing that I just straightened someone's life even though I know it won't last that long. I know my Blessing, that fire in her would still come out but I was pretty sure that she won't be repeating any hitting stunt on me any time soon.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jago wasn't pleased to see me that morning. He frown the more when I showed him my phone and asked for another borrowing.

"Guy I know say you no go pay me back at due date, just try pay up to half Sha before the time." He said and handed me another 5k....



I thanked him profusely for being a life saver, I was determined to pay him back one way or the other but my phone was more important that moment.


As I walked to the Phone technician's shop, I kept thinking, why I wan carry my phone go give person wey leave three black dots and used two days to repair. By the way apart from being my former neighbor, me and him no get business, it was time to leave familiarities aside and look for a serious technician....





I went to an aboki technician who totally suprised me. He didn't have to use two days, Infact he sat me down to do it in front of me. Na razor him use detach my touch pad and then he put a new one for me within ten minutes, my mouth was wide open.

I was already putting hand in my pocket to bring out the cash when I say make I ask am how much.



"Na #1500 be your money." He said.


"I mean money for everything o." I shouted in shock.



"Oya as new customer, bring #1400, make I give you transport back home."


I was shivering as I gave him the money, e dey my eyes like say na prank, even as I dey go,I dey turn back to see if the man go begin shout thief...


Na as I reach house Nai my mind calm down. I begin think am, so that asshole ate my #3500 just like that? But why na your fellow brother in Christ dey cheat each other pass....



I Sha carry 2k go return back to Jago, atleast make I begin offset my debt small small......



~~~~~~~~

Now, looking for money for me is just as good as dialing a number. I've got lots of people that I've helped one time or more, all I needed to do was reach out and I'll get an easy job.


So that what I did exactly. I called my church chief usher. The woman had the hots for me but me no dey like go her side ever since she lost her husband. No be me devil go put for temptations.


She was the first person that met me when I left my parents house, she told me that her house was open whenever I needed food. Ifa hear say I ever went to that house.


The woman na one of the biggest caterer for the town, every weekend, if she no dey rent chairs, cutleries and other wedding stuffs, she go dey do decorations for one event center or she'll be taking a catering job for one event or another, either way, getting quick cash from her in exchange for work time was easy as it gets.


She was elated to hear from me and invited me over. I didn't waste time as I ran to her house.


The house was a beehive of activities, people choke as heavy cooking was going on.

Because of my leg, she didn't allow me do anything, I just sat in the parlor watching movies and raiding the fridge while collecting everything that passes my front.


I don't care if na onions, crey fish, carrot, cucumber, MEAT, FISH, and even Maggi, I was stealing one Maggi each for my house. Hahahaha.


She informed me that she was in charge of a big socialite wedding, from feeding to decorations, so I was appointed head caterer.

My brain dey hot right now. I can't think of the right word to use. But wetin I fit explain be say na we go dey in charge of food distribution, well the right word in our Nigerian language be say, na serve yourself dey that wedding.


Abroad, the term serve yourself in weddings means that during item 7, everybody go form orderly line and pass through dozens of different dishes, most of them would fetch from two or three pots and go back to their table, but if you try am for Nigeria, I say if you try am for Nigeria!!!!! Only ten people go serve themselves, all the food go finish.



That reminds me of a story that my dad told us when he came back from Jerusalem. Their first dinner at their hotel room was with other pigrims from all round the world. Now every country was served different, a serve yourself banquet was prepared for each country.

No waiters, no guards, nobody watching what you served yourself.

Guess what.... At the end of the banquet, only the Nigerian food table was completely empty.


Ask me what happened?



Our Nigerian spirit kicked in, people just dey eat and eat and eat, say some women pack eggs and meat full their bag to carry go back hotel room.

For their mind, if them leave any food, na waste be that, and by the it had already been paid for so them gats flex the food till the highest level.

It wasn't a suprise when the Nigerian food table was the only table the next day that was mannned by waiters.



Naso Nigerians begin dey shout Racism up and down.... Lemme hang this story here ......







Back to my catering job. The high table guest were taken care of by another group, all we had to do was man the food stations, people would pick plates and point out what they need and get served by the waiters.



Despite that, Nigerians were still Nigerians, you'll see somebody that just collected FuFu and eghusi soup ten minutes ago come back with a clean plate asking for fried rice.

"Oga no be you come collect food now now?"



"I swear my pikin, no be me. Maybe na person wey resemble me."


You go serve am, guess what. The same man would turn up the third time with a more cleaner plate asking for a third round swearing to heaven and earth that he has been waiting for hours on the queue....




Chai I weak for my Nigerian brethren.... But then ask me, am I any different?

Even if na me, I no go leave that wedding reception without atleast three different types of food.


I no get joy....


No, this country no get joy.....




If them born you for this country, you dey comot with street manual and orientation guide, cause it's a cold world out here.....



At the end of the day, I made cool 5k with two leather filled with all kinds of delicacies. That night I call Blessing make she come chop kill herself.


For the first time in my life, I see Collins chop and run, everywhere just stew........

hahahahaha, collins chop japa lolzzz

Chop and run,,,, Still you rock
Uduakiii

Thanks man.

Therock, you rock! Na correct man you be. I just dey follow ya gist bumper to bumper.

HONESTLY BABAA UR TORI DOPE ,THUMP UP BRO

Olatoman:



Her name wey be blessing na curse to you.

She been just Dey destroy relationships you get, destroy your property and still hit you violently.

I beg you, if that update can be made before 10pm, will appreciate it more.

While you say it’s an intro to your inner demons, I think it’s more an intro for blessing about the docile man who became the villain and macho liberator of himself.

Whatever you did, you still get my respect sha, from when you follow your papa drag that house matter.

You for Kuku quote am from chapter 1

Lol

TPound:



You for Kuku quote am from chapter 1

TPound:



You for Kuku quote am from chapter 1

hahahahaha your savagery is on another level man...

Therock5555:





hahahahaha your savagery is on another level man...

We dey expect update, e go dey quote whole page...
It's just like you expecting credit alert and Domino's pizza texts you offering amazing deals on fried bread and burnt tomato sauce...
Abeg ooo.. post more updates

TPound:



You for Kuku quote am from chapter 1

Today is 30th, and na 27th I make the post, apologised to one person for the long quote say na mistake, abi you wan say updates never drop after my initial post?

No vex, na me cause am.

Therock5555 am hungry come and feed me o