jachi001:
What came to my mind then was to commit suicide, and I needed the easiest way to do that without feeling all those excruciating pains, so I went to a fast food joint and ordered for fried rice and chicken but when I was done eating I didn't die, I said this one is not working ooo, I ordered for ice cream but instead body just dey sweet me. Abeg life too sweettttttt jor!!!!!!

Bull will jam you.

wildikeman:
My own was a SIMP and complicated situation.

I never met her. Na audio relationship

I slashed my wrist when she left me.


Now, my heart is made of ice.

Imagine if we had met and all.

After I recovered I went to build my self up. Stop simping.

Mugu Pro Max.

Amarisco:


Perhaps you’re reminiscing on your former days

I’m playing

You have no idea

aluyapreston:
I have aready planned breaking up with her now. i am just preparing it and trying to kill all the emotions. as the economy hard reach, i will spend close to 40k for our feeding monthly, then other buyings will make everything total to 60k or 65k and she still calls me stingy because i decide to save 120k from my 180+ earnings.

on my own i wont spent more than 20k monthly because i cook ad i dont do cream. I will ensure that i do all i can to take care of her basic needs so she can save 20k from her 30k salary (i give her the jobs, which i still end up editing) and she would still be calling me selfish, making herself the prize.

yesterday she called me stingy again and i calmly told her i dont care. we are like a live in couple but in the next few weks, we are going to be seperated couple

Congrats in advance

OJURONGBE1:



May be, she does not know how to tell you that you're suffering from a chronic Halitosis.
Do yourself a favour and visit a state dental clinic near you.

Or maybe she is the one suffering from the mouth odour and doesn't want him to discover. Any girl that doesn't like kissing abeg try observe her mouth well esp the inner side of her teeth when she is sleeping

RICHOLAC:


Bro. Highlight me on that, 'Girls that likes anal sex'? Please I need to learn.
But I beg your pardon, did you said she practically suggested you both go Anal, after placing a ban of touching body? Jeeez! This specie I wonder o.
Abeg tell me what's it withgirls tha

pass

chatinent:


Mugu Pro Max.

Serious one o

Eyeness:
Happened 3 years go

After breaking up with my Ex for cheating on me and denying it, and had the nerve to be dating a look alike of me a month later, he had the nerve to call me and tell me he wanted to patch things up with me and confessing that he didn't love the new babe.

I'm pissed because I hate being a second option or being played, I also kinda felt bad for the babe.

So I show up unannounced to his house one saturday morning looking sexy in red when I knew, he and his babe will be present. I greet and introduce myself to the babe as his 'friend' and tell her that you gotta surprise men once in a while while chatting with them both jovially. My intention, to sow discord. It worked because the girl is very paranoid. My ex still succeeds in kicking me out in a non confrontational manner and tells me never to try it again.

He then has the nerve to call me later that same day to come over, most likely because she had gone out. So we talk about stuff, I send him to buy me food because I was hungry. While he's gone, I browse his phone and send her contact to my phone then put his on airplane mode I save it and say hi on WhatsApp and we start chatting. She was aggressive, but I tell her that I come in peace but I needed to tell her something important.
I keep my phone in an inconspicuous corner.

He comes back, we chat, we eat, he tells me he still loves me and is with her because she's ready for marriage and we have mind blowing sex, but meanwhile, my phone is on a WhatsApp video chat with her. She saw and heard everything.
Immediately after, she calls him and threatens to leave him.

He's angry, and I tell him never to two time again, then I dress up and walk out

She packs out of his house the next day, but he begs her to come back and she does because she says she's pregnant for him. The pregnancy she magically loses a month after.

After teaching him that lesson, I felt justified and relieved. I felt that I gotten justice for myself and gained closure.

At least she knows the kinda man she's dating.

Maybe I'll tell their ending another time

Summary: I banged him live while his new babe watched.

That's not very smart of you babe. Just imagine if she recorded it with another phone and later uploaded it on the net? You got away with one

Jayrodrigo:
i too love the girl,the breakup really touch me,8 months now i still dy grief and she no gree make up...
the pain still dy...

is like you are not making enough money?

RICHOLAC:
We kept having misunderstanding every now and then, and so I got tired. Could you imagine a girl that had the temerity to tell me that she went and see her so called ex in his lounge? As if that was not enough, I began to suspect some flings with my colleagues, like the other day she addressed my colleague ( married colleague) whom she got to meet through me, as,"sweetheart". Something she had never opened her mouth to call me for once.

Mistake I made was that I showed her that I really loved her so much, and so she took advantage of that I supposed.

Just two weeks ago I ceased talking to her, whether by chat or calls. It will baffle you to know that she on her own part has never called nor chatted me up even though she sees me online always.

This is a girl that nearly committed suicide, if not that God used me to calm her down.
And to even think that she would be this dumb after all her secrets I have in my archives, is quite ridiculous.

Whatever happens I have keep on praying to God for my own woman, whom will be supportive in every sense.
Never knew I could have such peace of mind, even though seeing her online always triggers this bad feelings. That's the only challenge I have now some how_ never wanna block her.

the problem you are having is that,you think you can't do without a woman....remove that from your mindset and be alright!

Iamthoney:
Babe eloped with some rich guy during lockdown while she was pregnant with our child. When she got to Lagos with the guy she called me to break up with me and also told me she has removed the pregnancy. I wasn’t hurt and heartbroken for the rest of year cos we weren’t having any kinda issue and if at all she wanna abort the pregnancy she ought to seek my consent. I started drinking more and smoking excessively. But I’m good now and she got served cos the guy dumped her when the lockdown was lifted and he flew back to his base to be with his family. Babe dey beg to come back but I’m so far gone and I don’t need her in my life no more

if you allow that dog back into your life, she will kill you!

uthlaw:
if you allow that dog back into your life, she will kill you!

No I won’t allow her back into my life. But she no be dog lol na human being

uthlaw:
is like you are not making enough money?

...lol it not always about money,trust me when i say that...

Jayrodrigo:
...lol it not always about money,trust me when i say that...

oya na....I believe you!

uthlaw:
oya na....I believe you!

...funny chap...was my first love was naive...jealous...over protective...fights blah blah blah...thats mhat made her left...my bad i guess!!!

Moz22:
koburu.. later then

I don return

Greystone:


You have no idea

I fear you o

Amarisco:

I don return

lol.. after like 3 days, anyway, welcome back. Where did we stop

Amarisco:
I fear you o

Honestly, I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of.

Greystone:


Honestly, I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of.

Any of them backfired? Or you escaped any possible sticky situation

.

Greystone:


I have gotten away with more than 99% of the things I’ve done.

I’m intrigued

Amarisco:


I’m intrigued

Eyeness:
Happened 3 years go

After breaking up with my Ex for cheating on me and denying it, and had the nerve to be dating a look alike of me a month later, he had the nerve to call me and tell me he wanted to patch things up with me and confessing that he didn't love the new babe.

I'm pissed because I hate being a second option or being played, I also kinda felt bad for the babe.

So I show up unannounced to his house one saturday morning looking sexy in red when I knew, he and his babe will be present. I greet and introduce myself to the babe as his 'friend' and tell her that you gotta surprise men once in a while while chatting with them both jovially. My intention, to sow discord. It worked because the girl is very paranoid. My ex still succeeds in kicking me out in a non confrontational manner and tells me never to try it again.

He then has the nerve to call me later that same day to come over, most likely because she had gone out. So we talk about stuff, I send him to buy me food because I was hungry. While he's gone, I browse his phone and send her contact to my phone then put his on airplane mode I save it and say hi on WhatsApp and we start chatting. She was aggressive, but I tell her that I come in peace but I needed to tell her something important.
I keep my phone in an inconspicuous corner.

He comes back, we chat, we eat, he tells me he still loves me and is with her because she's ready for marriage and we have mind blowing sex, but meanwhile, my phone is on a WhatsApp video chat with her. She saw and heard everything.
Immediately after, she calls him and threatens to leave him.

He's angry, and I tell him never to two time again, then I dress up and walk out

She packs out of his house the next day, but he begs her to come back and she does because she says she's pregnant for him. The pregnancy she magically loses a month after.

After teaching him that lesson, I felt justified and relieved. I felt that I gotten justice for myself and gained closure.

At least she knows the kinda man she's dating.

Maybe I'll tell their ending another time

Summary: I banged him live while his new babe watched.

Lol na u still loose na,cos he still fv.ccked u silly right infront of his girl whom was probably wet as fvcck and still returned to him to get her own mind blowing sex and u also proved to his girl how desperate u are and cheap too..my dear if at all u hurt anyone,it wasn't the guy cos he won both ways...go and drink cold water so u can calm desperation. ..I envy the guy man o..u must have been real pained to go through all that shit ignoring the fact that u could have been recorded by the girl too and become a famous pornn actress online nxt day..fish brainss �

torqque7:


Lol na u still loose na,cos he still fv.ccked u silly right infront of his girl whom was probably wet as fvcck and still returned to him to get her own mind blowing sex and u also proved to his girl how desperate u are and cheap too..my dear if at all u hurt anyone,it wasn't the guy cos he won both ways...go and drink cold water so u can calm desperation. ..I envy the guy man o..u must have been real pained to go through all that shit ignoring the fact that u could have been recorded by the girl too and become a famous pornn actress online nxt day..fish brainss �

it's 3 years later and this same ex called me to apologise. He said he didn't marry the babe because a lot of stuff happened. He sha called to apologise for which I told him there's no need. He asked to see me for which I lgnored and blocked him

Eyeness:
it's 3 years later and this same ex called me to apologise. He said he didn't marry the babe because a lot of stuff happened. He sha called to apologise for which I told him there's no need. He asked to see me for which I lgnored and blocked him

To see u?is he trying to marry u since he didn't marry her or did he just miss ur punny and wants u to wet his d.ic.k?some guys tho..

torqque7:


To see u?is he trying to marry u since he didn't marry her or did he just miss ur punny and wants u to wet his d.ic.k?some guys tho..

As in.

Very bad behavior.

I with someone else now, it's his loss