Monogamy:
Last weekend, I summoned courage to address the mosquitoes, cockroaches and rats in my house.

If they are not ready to share the bills with me, then I can no longer tolerate them in my house..

They have all been sent packing

mardis:
How rat take pass tru that tiny entrance for goodness sake? all this rats be acting like possesed little witches and wizards.
The one that baffled me was during my undergraduate days, i kept some documents, those admission papers, in between my two mattress, like i joined two mattress those six spring mattress together, on my bed. Only for me to come one day for the documents and saw some part of it shredded by rats. How rat got there is still a misery to me.

MadamVanessa:
That was what happened to us that saved our money in one of the bank in Uyo yesterday. When we insert our ATM card to withdraw, it will be written boldly on the ATM machine screen "insufficient fun".

Insufficient fun? When you have about 200kplus in the account. So we barged in to the banking hall, so the explained what the matter is, only for us to be shown torn money destroyed by rats, as such, all our money is gone, that they're sorry.