You all are aware of my moving to Lagos island, I didn't really tell people close to me because I notice something about nigerians these days they have this syndrome known as
COMPULSIVE LIABILITY DISORDER in which when they see someone that looks like he's doing well not necessarily doing well persay all they start thinking of is how to get one thing or the other from the person.

So this friend of my dad called me and told me his son needed somewhere to stay for a couple of days being someone I hold really high I couldn't say no so I allowed him.

It's a month now and the guy is still here, this shouldn't be a problem naturally but let me break it down for you this guy has been chased away from 5 different places so for someone that has been chased away from 5 different places I don't need to tell you again anything about the kind of person he is.

The most painful part is everybody that heard that he wants to come and live with me WARNED ME STERNLY against it but mumu me I was saying to myself why are people so wicked shebi it's just to accommodate the guy for a couple of days let me be my brothers keeper. Now I understand better why it looks like people no one dey help.

I have left the house for him and went to my town where I will tell his dad he has 1 week to vacate.

So what ways can I use to evacuate him forcefully because he looks like he's not leaving


My message to everyone reading this is NEVER ABUSE ANY PRIVILEGE OR HELP YOU ARE PROVIDED WITH, DON'T BE THE REASON SOMEONE WILL STOP ASSISTING FELLOW MEN, because now it will be difficult to provide accommodation to anyone again.

Iamdbull:
You all are aware of my moving to Lagos island, I didn't really tell people close to me because I notice something about nigerians these days they have this syndrome known as
COMPULSIVE LIABILITY DISORDER in which when they see someone that looks like he's doing well not necessarily doing well persay all they start thinking of is how to get one thing or the other from the person.

So this friend of my dad called me and told me his son needed somewhere to stay for a couple of days being someone I hold really high I couldn't say no so I allowed him.

It's a month now and the guy is still here, this shouldn't be a problem naturally but let me break it down for you this guy has been chased away from 5 different places so for someone that has been chased away from 5 different places I don't need to tell you again anything about the kind of person he is.

The most painful part is everybody that heard that he wants to come and live with me WARNED ME STERNLY against it but mumu me I was saying to myself why are people so wicked shebi it's just to accommodate the guy for a couple of days let me be my brothers keeper. Now I understand better why it looks like people no one dey help.

My message to everyone reading this is NEVER ABUSE ANY PRIVILEGE OR HELP YOU ARE PROVIDED WITH, DON'T BE THE REASON SOMEONE WILL STOP ASSISTING FELLOW MEN, because now it will be difficult to provide accommodation to anyone again.

Very simple ...... Would come at a removal cost and embarrassment.......

Step 1 - Organise a landlord figure to embarrass you, whilst he is within the premises

Step 2 - Receive a date of eviction

Step 3 - Organise a removal vehicle

Step 4 - Make pseudo calls, in his presence organising to squat with friends

Step 5 - Book a hotel or AirBnB

The rest is history.........

Ask him when is he living?

You can even form a story of one of your relatives coming to stay for sometime.. Are you not chairman of your own house/room abi you be tableman

Ask him when he's living..Although you should have agreed on this from the onset

Ballack1:
Ask him when he's living..Although you should have agreed on this from the onset

That's the problem can't cope with his presence any more

HONESTFACT101:
always play dbulls song in his presence
trust me he will beg to go home

Nah Ogun go chop your yansh

Anything family favor usually doesn't end well, their entitlement mentality is top notch, they over-feel at home that they annoy you with almost all their doings, putas.

Try to connect with the 5 people he had previously stayed with, and ask them the method they used. You may have 5 possible options to choose from.
Mr good Samaritan! You have got burnt, ntooo!

Tajbol4splend:
Anything family favor usually doesn't end well, their entitlement mentality is top notch, they over-feel at home that they annoy you with almost all their doings, putas.

You said it all

Human beings

[quote author=Iamdbull post=104537929]
That's the problem can't cope with his presence any more

Then tell him your landlord is complaining about his presence in your house

Tell him you are travelling and you need to lock up everywhere

[quote author=HONESTFACT101 post=104538298] always play dbulls song in his presence
trust me he will beg to go home[/quote ] advice no be curse ���

[quote author=Ballack1 post=104541768][/quote]
Told him already but he looks like he won't leave

Tell him ur woman is permanently moving to ur place nd give him some cash to find his way out. Simple.

During my undergraduate days i had a frnd who came to stay wit me, he promised to stay for a week buh he spent a whole semester. I had to tell him my girlfriend was moving in wit me cos i value my privacy. I gave him a little cash to get an hostel accommodation.

Oga, all these one you dey Yan for here, go to him, sit him down and give him of bottle of beer and tell him he has 5 days to leave, cos you weren't expecting him to stay this long that you had projects u put on hold because if his coming over and now you wanna start the project and his stay would obstruct you, find small change like 5k give am, make he take guard him side

Apart from my siblings & gf
I can't LET ANYONE STAY WITH ME FOR MORE THAN 2DAYS
I AM NOT A TOLERANT PERSON BY NATURE
MY SPACE IS VERY VERY SACRED