The fight was between my beautiful identical female friends back then in Uni.
I was in my hostel room when Taiwo came visiting. She left with two packs of indomie noodles to be cooked on reaching her hostel as everyone don reach 'ado igbeyin' (a term used by Eksuites to describe being broke). I later went to her room, met her eating while Kenny was dressing up to go to church. Na me go find trouble o cos I asked why Kenny wasn't eating. She said 'don't mind Taiwo, she's stingy' Taiwo replied her 'shey you dey ok, no be you nor dey chop small indomie? Which one be I stingy............'
Na so the fight take start o, I enter middle as a good friend, wanting to separate the duo, that was how I was getting hit front, left, right and center. My head started aching me. I just kuku siddon for chair dey look the babes display their commando skills. Their neighbors had to break in and separate them o, I cannor coman die.
They gave me PCM and advised I lay on the bed for a while. At this point, they were still throwing jabs at each other o. I was drifting to sleep when I heard 'Taiwo, this my skirt don tear wetin I go wear go church laidis?' Taiwo stood up, went to their cloth rack, brought out her own skirt and replied ' wear my own na'. I just jejely stood up and went to my room cos I was shocked. This two almost rendered me handicapped.
Ever since then, if you dey fight, I go dey front dey separate. I cannor coman die on top being 'olulaja'
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