A store dat sells husbands just opened in Lagos, where a woman may go 2 choose a husband. Among d instructions @ d entrance is a description of how d store operates. You may visit d store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and d attribute of d men icrease as d shopper ascends d flights. There is, however, a clause, U may choose any man 4rm a particular floor, or U may choose 2 go up a floor, but U cannot go back down except 2 exit d building! So, a woman goes 2 d husband store 2 find a husband. On d 1st floor, d sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love d LORD. The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord and love kids. The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled 2 keep going. She goes 2 the 4th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop - dead good looking and help with house work. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop - dead gorgeous, help with house work and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012th to this floor. there are no men on this floor. Thank you for shopping @ the husband store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

And the woman suddenly burst into tears,

It's like nobody feels me on this one!

i feel you

Thank's dearie.

the joke is funny, i like it, i feel u.

this joke is everywhere, pls try something new.

Hazel-eyed:

this joke is everywhere, please try something new.

Thank you for the info. Why don't you post one so we'd see if it's fresh from your brain and how funny you can get. Or better still if you'd not end up posting some jokes that have been told by other people?

rubie
pls ignore this people methinks your joke is da bomb.keep it up