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Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by AntiBalaka: 12:44pm On Aug 29, 2021 |
Caving from the ever screeching sound of yelling feminists from around the globe and with the old hag, Nancy Pelosi constantly breathing down their necks with heavy whiskey breath, the Taliban has finally agreed and passed a bill of rights for women and females. Here is what they passed: 1. A woman is defined as anything with a vagina. 2. All women are guaranteed the right to work alongside other women in the kitchen. 3. All women are guaranteed the best veterinary care that is available to all livestock to meet their medical needs. 4. All women have a right to accept the hand of a Muhajadeen who demands their hand in marriage 5. All women can refuse to milk the goat that her husband is having an affair with. 6. Women are allowed the freedom to choose between black and dark black the colors of their burqa 7. All women are entitled to education as long as it is limited to studying the Koran and how to raise and keep sheep. 8. A woman can request divorce as long as the man permits. Leaving a moustache. not bathing or keeping good hygiene or deliberately messing dinner to encourage divorce from the husband will lead to lashings. |
Re: Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by epondudu: 12:47pm On Aug 29, 2021 |
Op is maaaaaaaad 1 Like |
Re: Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by tempest01(m): 12:48pm On Aug 29, 2021 |
Dumb terrorist posting nonsense |
Re: Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by incogni2o: 12:49pm On Aug 29, 2021 |
Did this come out of your Head? OP 1 Like |
Re: Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by Northernblood3: 12:51pm On Aug 29, 2021 |
Lol op, Islam is cancerous to human existence. They must enjoy their Islam in full, pigs |
Re: Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by khadaffi(m): 12:56pm On Aug 29, 2021 |
Please this news should be taken to the jokes section. For a moment I thought it was real. |
Re: Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by Xscape1993(m): 1:17pm On Aug 29, 2021 |
I need an interpreter please. |
Re: Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by MufasaLion: 2:26pm On Aug 29, 2021 |
Watch how the gullible ones will consume a fabricated story. |
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