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Re: Naughty By Choice by Zamar: 9:19am On Sep 25, 2022 |
Nice update. |
Re: Naughty By Choice by BigBasher: 7:33am On Sep 27, 2022 |
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Re: Naughty By Choice by ThrillPlus: 1:27pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Go on. |
Re: Naughty By Choice by SeyiDominion: 7:59pm On Oct 01, 2022 |
And that’s assuming she’ll answer it at all! My mother might just drain me dry of information, like a CIA interrogator at a black site, and then decide I don’t need to be the go-between for some strange woman. What if she demands to meet this woman?” “That’s off the table,” said Princess, weakly. “So I tell my mother that meeting this woman isn’t going to happen, and to never mind. Now she’ll watch me like a hawk. I wouldn’t be able to meet with you for months, for fear of her swooping in, yelling, ‘Aha! I’ve caught you with the mysterious woman!’” “That’s a little dramatic,” said Princess. “You don’t know my mother,” grunted Bobby. Princess sat for a few minutes and then took out her phone. She started tapping the surface. “What are you doing?” asked Bobby. “I’m going to just call a lawyer’s office and ask the question to them. They’ll either answer it or they won’t.” “And the first thing they’ll write down is what’s on the caller ID screen,” he said. “Now some lawyer’s office knows that Princess Johnson, wife of the high school principal, is thinking about crime and divorce. Gee, nothing can go wrong, there.” “Well what the Bleep am I supposed to do?” she shouted. “Shhh,” he said, looking around. There was nobody in sight, within fifty feet of them. “What am I supposed to do?” she asked, her voice normal again. “Are you sure you can’t talk to your mother?” He sat, thinking. “I can’t,” he finally said. He looked at her. “But maybe you could.” “Me talk to your mother,” said Princess, her voice flat. “What are you thinking?” Her question was rhetorical and filled with sarcasm, but Bobby answered it. “Look, if I talk to her, that will seem weird, for all the reasons I already mentioned. But if you talk to her, it will just be one adult woman talking to another. She won’t ask you all those questions, like she’d ask me.” “So I’m supposed to just show up at your house and start asking questions?” scoffed Princess. |
Re: Naughty By Choice by BigBasher: 8:55am On Oct 02, 2022 |
Nice update. |
Re: Naughty By Choice by SeyiDominion: 8:16am On Oct 08, 2022 |
“So I’m supposed to just show up at your house and start asking questions?” scoffed Princess. “Of course not. I can introduce you. All I have to do is tell her you approached me at the hardware store and we talked about old times. You were one of my substitute teachers, you know, and she knows that. And I tell her you remembered she works for a lawyer and you have some very private questions you need answers to and you asked if you could come over some evening and ask them, woman to woman.” “So then, instead of some anonymous lawyer knowing Princess Johnson, wife of the high school principal is thinking about crime and divorce, your mother will know that,” snorted Princess. “No. You tell her you have a friend who has this problem, and you’re trying to help the friend.” Princess frowned. “When you tell someone you have a friend who has a problem, that’s code for the fact that it’s really you who have the problem, and you just don’t want to admit it,” she said. “It is?” “You’re young,” she sighed. “You haven’t run into that problem, yet.” “I ran into that problem about ten minutes ago,” he argued. She sat, thinking, and was silent long enough that his attention strayed. “You’re really pregnant?” he said. She finally had something to smile about. “What did you think would happen? You’re like a bull. You mounted me a dozen times and flooded me with your sperm.” “Wow,” he sighed. “I’m going to be a father.” He frowned and looked at her face. “I’m not ready to be a father! I don’t know how to be a father!” “You’ll be fine,” she said. “I wouldn’t have let you do this if I hadn’t been convinced you’d be a good daddy to our baby.” “Do you know how to be a mother?” he squeaked. “I’ll learn. I have nine months to study up. You do, too. It’s not an emergency, Bobby.” “It sure feels like one,” he said. “I wish we could be talking about this in bed,” she sighed. “Me, too,” he said. “Um ... since you’re pregnant and all ... does that mean we won’t ... um...” “Do it anymore?” she finished for him, using a valley girl accent. Then she changed back to regular Princess voice. “I love you, you dope. As insane as it seems, we’re a couple now. I didn’t intend for that to happen, but it did. You’re going to make love to me many more times.” “That’s good,” he sighed. 1 Like |
Re: Naughty By Choice by Zamar: 8:02pm On Oct 08, 2022 |
Cool |
Re: Naughty By Choice by Saturn101: 6:38pm On Oct 11, 2022 |
Cool. |
Re: Naughty By Choice by Saturn101: 10:34am On Oct 15, 2022 |
Go on |
Re: Naughty By Choice by SeyiDominion: 3:38pm On Oct 30, 2022 |
“You didn’t let me finish,” said Princess. “I waited, and when he got off of her, she asked him how many more times she had to do this before their agreement was finished and he wouldn’t tell her parents.” “Tell them what?” “That wasn’t discussed, but it was obvious he had something over her and she was there under duress.” “Oh,” he said. “So, what did you do?” “Well, Mandy wasn’t hurt, or crying or anything. He’s cut, so he can’t get her pregnant. I decided I needed evidence, hard evidence, so that when I took action, he’d pay big time.” “Okay,” said Bobby. “So I set up a nanny cam in his office. It’s in a book on his bookshelf. He keeps those books there for show and never opens them.” “And?” “I have video of him porking four different girls,” she said. “Bleep me to tears,” he blurted. “Not just yet,” she said, calmly. “I have the evidence to get him arrested, but I want revenge.” “Having him sent to prison isn’t revenge?” he asked. “I want a different kind of revenge,” she said. “And what is that?” “The best kind of revenge is served on a warm, naked body,” she said. “I don’t think that’s how the saying goes,” he said. “He’s cheating on me. I’m thinking I should cheat on him,” She said. “I’m going to turn him in and divorce him. But before I do, I want to take a lover. Then, after the divorce, he’ll find out that cheating can work both ways.” Bobby had a fertile imagination and it started kicking out fantasies about Mrs. Princess Johnson ... cheating. And about who she might cheat with. Not that they were serious fantasies. There was no way he would be involved in anything she did. He had no idea why she was including him in her ... scheme ... but it wouldn’t be in the role of her lover. That was for sure. “Okay, so why are you telling me all this?” he asked. She blinked. “I know what your grades were like. You were a good student.” All this did was make him more confused. 1 Like |
Re: Naughty By Choice by Awesome05: 7:29am On Oct 31, 2022 |
Nice update. |
Re: Naughty By Choice by Awesome05: 7:34am On Nov 11, 2022 |
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Re: Naughty By Choice by BigBasher: 7:36am On Nov 18, 2022 |
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Re: Naughty By Choice by BigBasher: 11:25am On Jan 25, 2023 |
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