1. Henry caught his dad red handed with their maid. Dad told Henry "take this #200 and don't tell ur mum pls" the son answered "but dad this is not fair, mum gave me #500 when i caught her with the gateman and #1000 when i cought her with the driver" ah ah daddy add something naah.

2. Real men ask 4 account Num. While boys ask 4 phone number, girls are my communicating.

3. You can't be a nurse and be ugly. I can't come and be fearing injection and ur face.

4. Telling a guy u have a boyfd will not make him leave u alone, just ask his for 5k he will be the one to ask you, don't u have a boyfriend?

5. When you wear suit. American; wow u look nice on suite. Nigerians; hahaha, pastor, pastor we need deliverance.

6. I can't watch Nigerian movies again , can u imagine, how can an angel be putting on bathroom slippers.

7. English; am broke. Pidgen; i no get shishi. Niv; i don't have money. Kjv; hencforth let it be knwn unto thee,that the pocket of my garment consist of nothin but emptiness..

Ride on bro, u gat something to offer us