1. To know how to say 'I love You' without actually saying 'I love you.'

2. To tell your boss 'Bleep you' without actually saying 'Bleep you.'

3. To be armed with opening lines other than 'your hair is beautiful.'

4. To not see sending birthday messages as a pain in your ass.

5. To know how to say 'pain in your ass' another way because it's a f*cking cliché.

6. To be able to say f*ck and a*s and not get lynched.

7. To learn to say twice with half the words.

8. To win arguments without raising your voice.

9. To not say you're a jack in your bio and not knowing.

10. To not always be a photocopy machine online.

Bonus:
11. So people fall in love with you and not knowing why.