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The University Of Hell by snowwhyte607: 8:19am On Sep 10, 2021 |
*UNIVERSITY OF HELL* *P.O BOX 666, LAKE OF FIRE* Please check if you are studying any of the course or you already have a Degree or Masters in any of the Faculty. The admission form is free of charge. Following are the available Faculties of Studies: *FACULTY OF IMMORALITY* Department of Fornication and Adultery Department of Masturbation Department of Pornography Department of Homosexuality Department of Lesbianism and Gay Department of Lusting. *FACULTY OF WORLDLINESS* Department of crazy Fashion Department of Carnivals/Festivals Department of Pride of Life Department of Secular Music and Vulgar language. *FACULTY OF SOCIAL LIFESTYLE* Department of Occultism Department of Idolatry Department of Smoking Department of Drunkenness Department of Drug Addiction Department of Hypocrisy Department of Fraud/Malpractice. *FACULTY OF WICKEDNESS* Department of Hatred, Malice Department of Anger, Wrath Department of Murder Department of Envy, Jealousy Department of Witchcraft and Sorcery. *FACULTY OF COMMUNICATION* Department of Lies Department of Slander Department of Backbiting Department of Gossiping Department of Tale-bearing Department of Dishonesty, Forgery & Faking. *FACULTY OF MARINE* Department of spiritual wickedness Department of Powers and Principalities Department of Witches and Witchcraft Department of Marine-Spiritism Department of Demonology Department of Household Wickedness Department of evil Oppression Department of Obsession, Possession and Depression. Requirements: Refusal to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal Savior Worldliness. *SIGNED:* *Devil Satan,* *Chancellor UNIVERSITY OF HELL.* Although, you might have been offered a provisional admission into the University of Hell, an opportunity for a change of institution to life everlasting, situated in Heaven has been made available by the Saviour of mankind, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST. Requirements are as follow: Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal Savior Believe, He came to this world purposely because of you, died vicariously for your sake to redeem you and to pay the debt you are already owing the University of Hell. Confess your sins, all your iniquities, all your transgressions, all your shortcomings. Repent and Forsake them all. Decide to live a holy life henceforth Keep on looking on to Jesus, as the Author and Finisher of your Faith. Upon graduation, Revelation 20:10-15 says And the devil, the Vice Chancellor of the University of Hell and his graduating students would be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone... And they shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. *If you see any reason to give this posting a wide publicity so as to sensitise those who are daily applying for a admission into the University of Hell that the end thereof is eternal damnation, please don't hesitate.* 1 Like |
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