1._-_when am bored i always call the police just to tell them that: "i know who killed jesus"
2._-_marriage is like JAMB you will be admiring uni-lag and later end up inibadan poly.
3._-_ i don't like people who can't let go the past. especially people am owing them money.
4._-_only in nigeria a person will buy#50 super glue just to gum #20
5._-_please who bring the idea of buying bread when returning from a journey.
6._-_how network provider usually attack people this days.: to copy this tune for free press 1 (after youpress 1) dear costumer the free tune have finished the 1(one) you press subscribe #100 tune for you. thank you for choosing this network.
7._-_egg is now #100 in nigeria, please i want to know if the fowl lay the egg through operation or in labour room?
8._-_being hated is not something new to me, i once appeared on the list of noise makers when am absent from school.