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| What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Juliusmomoh: 7:41am On Sep 13, 2021 |
Just as the subject above What is the funniest thing you ever did when you still a child? Mine is very funny  When men was still a child living with my parent, my mom woke me up one day for morning devotion. I hurried to the bathroom to pee. Guess what. I start sleeping while peeing i slept of the bathroom floor. Share yours and let's laugh ... 23 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by samuel051: 7:44am On Sep 13, 2021 |
 helped our neighbor's son retrieve their house keys d mugu locked inside by mistake by passing through d window being d smallest among d kids in d compound back den,guy told his mom about it later in the night and their family concluded I and my family use same way to Robb them of their foodstuffs earlier in the week when they were not around. Owu/sapa na bastard I swear, happened 1991/1992.120 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by VoltageDivida(m): 8:02am On Sep 13, 2021 |
I did nothing as a child. Even now as an adult I am doing nothing 38 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by brosom(m): 8:04am On Sep 13, 2021 |
Don't wanna talk about it, It's brings back memories  2 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Juliusmomoh: 8:05am On Sep 13, 2021 |
samuel051: Omo this your own worst o Reason why i stop helping some people 65 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Juliusmomoh: 8:07am On Sep 13, 2021 |
VoltageDivida: Better start doing something o Do something when you are young so you can have reason to laugh when you are old. .. Start doing something bro 44 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Juliusmomoh: 8:09am On Sep 13, 2021 |
brosom:Imagine life without memories... Share let's hear it.. 11 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by samuel051: 8:10am On Sep 13, 2021 |
Juliusmomoh:I dey tell u bros.d beating I receive later wen my parents heard about it was as if I was d cause of our poverty then..how I escaped from been sent to d mortuary dat night is still wat science cannot explain till date 95 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by WinterMinter(m): 8:28am On Sep 13, 2021 |
Man I did shit when I was a kid 1- I and a neighbor (girl) were doing papa and mama Play then,we were on the bed kissing,my junior sister found us and told my father,I had to lie that we were just hitting our heads(funny right?) Papa flog me mercilessly,I still see the girl though,but doubt if she remembers 2 - was in primary school,so during class I will bend down under the desk just to peep at the girls panties, weird right? 3- I was given a thousand naira to give my mum,I spent 50 naira out if it,the trader gave me all the change he had,when I got home I told my mum that's how they gave it to me,my mum rang him he denied it,man them use cane tear my skin And so many intimate thighs I can't post on a public platform, sometimes when I remember them I find them hilarious,just a curious young and dumb me. 57 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Sonnobax15(m): 8:34am On Sep 13, 2021 |
I think I should be around 6 years old then.....One fateful day,I came home with my friend (vwede) when my mum wasn't around....we entered into her kitchen, opened her pot of rice and ate everything....So when my mum came back and was screaming at us,na once my younger bro open my nyash for mumsy say na me carry my friend come chop..... mennnnnnnn,you need to see the kind of smack down and panel beating wey I receive that day from momsy.....I can't forget that day 42 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by samuel051: 9:02am On Sep 13, 2021 |
Around 08,my cousin call him papa malu..he father chokeslam am for chair,use those chairs pillow follow am up,press big big konk for him head,convert my guy head to tegwolo own..e no funny/over funny dat day ...D boy was around 3years old,very stubborn. 50 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Juliusmomoh: 9:11am On Sep 13, 2021 |
Lalasticlala make we laugh small na |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by ifytrik(m): 9:43am On Sep 13, 2021 |
VoltageDivida:you are a typical excample of GENERAL MUHAMADU BUHARI 43 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by ifytrik(m): 9:45am On Sep 13, 2021 |
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| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by ifytrik(m): 10:04am On Sep 13, 2021 |
Juliusmomoh: your is funny o, this is omine (1) i used to sleep early, so one faithfull night mum cooked late, when they woke me up to eat, the dish was akpu, i started eating while my eyes was still closed, instead of using the akpu to fetch soup, omo na so i use akpu fetch sand put for mouth, no be small laugh dem laugh me that day24 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Fakbrown: 10:34am On Sep 13, 2021 |
Couldn't remember what happened but I gats form faint to avoid beating. 1 Like |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by VoltageDivida(m): 10:50am On Sep 13, 2021 |
ifytrik: Hahahahahahahaha Bros I hate Buhari's handling of the country in every aspect. But then, I would count as my greatest achievement if I ever get to reach the height the man has attained. 15 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Juliusmomoh: 11:23am On Sep 13, 2021 |
ifytrik: Oh my goodness Akpu lord 1 Like |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by thatsleepboy1: 12:03pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
When I was 4, i saw s/one wearing the tpye of my mom's cloth, omo I held the woman and I was crying that she stole my mom's cloth until my mom brought her own type before I left her. I was a trouble maker back then and I can't fight so if you touch me lasan, na teeth I go use scatter your body. Worst still, if you report me to my mom, she will rub otaba (snuff) on the spot and it'll pepper the person and they won't come close to me again. In primary 6, I was very small that you'll kick me like a ball, I was pursuing cockroach when I climbed an empty gallon, omo with my small sense I jumped on the keg to kill the roach, na so I land inside baff dey shout mummy eh mummy eh and my mama rush me with beating not until I was shouting my hand that she discovered that I had dislocation. Omo so painful and funny. Till now I no dey use eye see roach, na to kill them ọsịsọ. 32 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Crossroad1(m): 12:04pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Alot of stupid things I remember when I saw ripe pawpaws and decided to climb the tree cos I dey feel oversabi... And man don dey get small biabia for gbola then. Na so I use head carry devil beans, the thing come still scatter for my body.. Na from untop tree I start to pull clothes.. Compound full of female tenants.. Pull everything and was rolling on the ground.. After that ordeal, I couldn't come out for almost a week and if am to come out, I avoid all females or make I bone dem 50 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by MrrGary: 12:04pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Doing same things over and over again, while expecting a different result  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by McOluOmo: 12:04pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
HIDE AND SEEK I nack many girls during this play thing .,(not rape oo') those days sweet. Many of them are married with kids now Guys wey no get girlfriend get peace of mind 7 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Janetjim1: 12:04pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Omo, e plenty o 1 Like |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by ideatoprince18(m): 12:04pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
There was this particular Aunt that likes calling me Her husband..... I was like 8 or so ..... She would go out and buy something and give to me .... When she cooks she will bring out my own and when I come back from school she would give me like she virtually treated me like a husband. I use to see a man then visit her but I thought he was her brother until the day my mom took me to attend her wedding ..... I cried ehn ..... I cried like say tomorrow no day .... People were surprised and they were looking at my mum .... My mum had to take me out of the hall and asked me what is that .... I told her that the brother was taking my wife away.... My Mum was surprised but she just told me that after the wedding she will try and see if I could see the Aunty before we go home . After wedding we waited until the Aunty they were less busy so the Husband and her came outside to greet my Mum. Immediately I saw them, I burst into tears again. I told the Husband that brother u are taking my Wife away .... The man was so surprised that he started laughing even the aunty was surprised and nearly emotional ... The man just carried me and told me that he is not taking her away tht he would bring her back later for me and gave me #50 . Up till now I still dey find the man 188 Likes 12 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by fourboys: 12:04pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
One girl like that beat the hell out of me  the next day in class I started bragging how I nearly killed the girl the girl just dey one side dey look me cos she is a quiet type.. one idiot classmate brought an idea that we should fight again in front of everyone Omo before 5seconds the girl knocked me out again 161 Likes 14 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Dozie32(m): 12:05pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
My mother caught in bed with our neighbors daughter.. My papa flogged hell out of me. 6 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by manuelfolarin(m): 12:05pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
I followed a girl to her house. Unknow to me, my mom was watching from afar. When I eventually got home, come see beating 5 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by phr0nesis(m): 12:05pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
I came with an old man's brain. I was an elder from birth 5 Likes |
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