1._-I saw a noticed of a missing dog with a number to call when the dog is found. i call the number and said i did not see it.
2._-If you want to know how marriage look like, delete all your songs and leave only one song and be listening to it everyday.
3._-Girl: have you see my message?
Boy: is it the want you say i should sent you money?
Girl: yes honey.
Boy: i did not see it.
4._-_ having a sim card is not the problem, the problem is having text like: dear costumer #100 have been deduct from your account for the plan you tell your friends that you are going to subscribe. kindly go and subscribe to enjoy more.