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Mom by feelgood(m): 5:21pm On May 28, 2011
A small boy is sent to bed by his mother.
[Five minutes later]
"Mom."
"What"?
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water"?
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Mom."
"What"?
"I'm thirsty. Can I please have a glass of water"?
"I told you no! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!"
[Five minutes later]
"Mommm."
"WHAT"?!
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water"?
Re: Mom by Dyt(f): 6:06pm On May 28, 2011
Hehehehehehehe
nice one
Re: Mom by oderemo(m): 7:39pm On May 28, 2011
short, sharp joke. nice one
Re: Mom by mikuz(m): 2:42am On May 29, 2011
WTF?
How on earth is this stuff funny?
Na wa o!!
Dry §hi.t!!
Re: Mom by lysaa(f): 5:30pm On May 29, 2011
Lol. Me likey
Re: Mom by Sophizzy(f): 6:28pm On May 29, 2011
Good one.
Re: Mom by mirob(f): 4:16pm On May 31, 2011
@mikuz,U r d joke on this joke section.
Re: Mom by mikuz(m): 5:35pm On May 31, 2011
mirob:

@mikuz,U r d joke bomb on this joke section.
Re: Mom by lysaa(f): 5:43pm On May 31, 2011
Mikuz dear, why are they all picking on just u?
Re: Mom by mikuz(m): 7:51pm On May 31, 2011
lysaa:

Mikuz dear, why are they all picking on just u?
oh honey darling! please don't blame them.THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS of the both of Us!
Re: Mom by LawChick: 8:18pm On May 31, 2011
funny one!
Re: Mom by lysaa(f): 8:47pm On May 31, 2011
@Mikus pls don't involve me in what i don't know o.
Re: Mom by EfemenaXY: 9:06pm On May 31, 2011
**pretends to be hard at work but is listening intently to the lovebirds - Lysaa and Mickey. . .**

@poster - awww I love that little boy

he's got lots of ice cold pure water from moi!  cheesy cheesy
Re: Mom by lysaa(f): 9:36pm On May 31, 2011
Love pointer. Hope the guage isn't malfunctioning.
Re: Mom by EfemenaXY: 1:40am On Jun 01, 2011
nope - it's insured against malfunctions tongue tongue

but er. . .ignore my presence and carry on

moi is just a 'lil fly on d wall grin grin grin

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