My maternal grandmother........ Shame go dey catch me sef ........

Always fvckin happens....

obembet:
Has your mum ever priced something in your presence and you start to pity the seller?

See some hilarious comments here and share your experience

Me no dey like story that touches d heart, I dey avoid fish, meat and edibles with her...she go price, devil go fear like wetin na

Crixxx:
If you didn't learn the price and do as if you are walking away skills from your mum then you didn't learn the pricing skills well.

You sabi the matter. I come learn one join during my school days. I go buy mokasin for market square. Seller dey form one thing,one thing. I tell am,not to worry. Early mon mon dey next day.. I go there go price ,oga begin beg Say I must buy o,I be first person to come his shop.. As if me no know before I go.. Las las oga reduce price o. He think say he wise

Yoruba people can prize school fees. They will Even prize something of 7000 for 2000 and when the seller accept the Yoruba customer will look at it again and tell you se ko gba 1500. Very annoying.

obembet:
Has your mum ever priced something in your presence and you start to pity the seller?

See some hilarious comments here and share your experience

lol..lemme share what actually happened few days ago, I helped my mom stay In her shop, a lady came nd wanted to my yam, I told her per shade is 2k nd the lady said 400, I was like are buying one or everything she said everything,I look at her nd was speechless. Some people ehn chai

My mom no really sabi price stuffs, but my eldest sister her, that girl Na ogbana choko. She dey Kaku go dey price something of 2000 for 400

I hated going out with her when I was young.

jaxxy:
Yes several times I can’t even count. It’s cos of where she’s from. They are notorious misers by nature

Where is she from

Did the seller finally sell at the ridiculous amount?
If yes, was it a sale to get rid of the product?
Did the seller actually made gain? Or
Did your do her bargaining very well at the end of the day?

See that abōki sef dey use Twitter *spits

Roflmao
Just the topic killed me with laugh.... The Flash back i got now couldnt hold the laugh! Didnt grow up with my mum na gramz i grow up with. U nid c the woman price market! Kai nairaland n una reasonin eh! Op u just made me laugh today
god bles u
make igo read crazy coments

Ladycewhy:
I am still learning how to price. I like people that can bargain for Africa.

Learn am quick because even things in supermarkets, I go still price am for them to reduce price

Naira hard

jaxxy:
Yes several times I can’t even count. It’s cos of where she’s from. They are notorious misers by nature

Awòn Ijèbu òmò alarè.

Èwèso ooo

Me ehn, i stayed with my grandmum, we stayed at that idi -araba side, anytime we do go to munshi market to get sum fudsturf and price was given, my grandmum will just divide the price into 2 and the price bargain power will just start from there, at times we will just go round the market searching for a cheaper price. The worst of them all is that when u are moving with her and she just drop the first bag with one of the seller ehn, dat day nah 9ite u dey reach house, At times i feel for them.

Lol, my mum sabi price things eeeh, especially clothes and shoes, now I'm doing the same thing, e get as I go price u, u go shed tears

African woman can price eh, even though I don't depend financially on my mom, I can't even tell her the actual price I bought my phone with my own hard earned money, she go just insult me tire

Yes

obembet:
Has your mum ever priced something in your presence and you start to pity the seller?

See some hilarious comments here and share your experience

shantti:


Where is she from

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My mum isn't good at bargaining, come see my dad bargain something, you go even feel like tipping the seller sef.

shantti:


Where is she from

Ijebu woman. Lol

chatinent:
Some husbands will bi like “baby, please you and him to talk price.”

At that moment, ₦100k will reach ₦42k.

lol I nd my bf wennt to get attachment,I wanted to started pricing, babe was like are u the one paying,I just do pim

I even experienced it today before leaving for Lagos, because I travelled. What I did was to stay some distance away from where she was pricing the stuff. Imagine my mom pricing 8 oranges for 50 naira. She eventually bought it 7 for 50 naira, and so many other things.

You people are talking about your mothers but this thread has my wife's name written all over it

When I was a teenager i followed my mother to lagos island to buy ingredients for soup. She priced one piece of fish to the extent that the seller coursed the soup she will eventually make to be bitter. Lo and behold the soup was so bitter; tasting like chloroquine. I reminded her about the course from the seller at the market but she said it was a coincidence.

PlayMaker14:
Mine happened years ago during the yultide season, she called me to the kitchen to bring my feet for her to measure with a broom stick. After the measurements, she went to Igbudú market, I was super excited knowing that a brand new shoe will follow her back home.

She came back from the market with only my sister's shoes, seeing how my faced changed to a Gambler who lost a ticket of N4mil because of one game, she said she will take me to the market the next day.

We got to Igbudú market very early and went straight to the shoe stand, my mom immediately point to one black shoes that looks like canoe and started exhibiting her bargain prowess. This went on for 30mins as both of them tried to persuade each other.

I heard when the seller was telling my mom that the last price is N2000 from an initial selling price of N3,500, and in her words; "Madam, your pikin go use this shoe taya"

My mom priced the shoe to N1200 and was even making it look like she's doing the seller a huge favor by adding the N200 on top.

The seller, with a swelled up face, reluctantly agreed and gave the canoe looking shoe to my mom.

I felt pity for the seller though, it was as if my mom targeted her that day.

We went home and all my homies started calling me "Mr. Canoe" because of the funny looking shoe which I wore for Christmas and New year pararding the streets of Warri visiting homes of Uncle's and Aunty's so they can "Do Christmas" for me.

That was when i was younger. Now I know how things be.
I dey try compete to outdo her, but I no fit

I give my mum an award for that she sabi do am for Africa

PlayMaker14:
Mine happened years ago during the yultide season, she called me to the kitchen to bring my feet for her to measure with a broom stick. After the measurements, she went to Igbudú market, I was super excited knowing that a brand new shoe will follow her back home.

She came back from the market with only my sister's shoes, seeing how my faced changed to a Gambler who lost a ticket of N4mil because of one game, she said she will take me to the market the next day.

We got to Igbudú market very early and went straight to the shoe stand, my mom immediately point to one black shoes that looks like canoe and started exhibiting her bargain prowess. This went on for 30mins as both of them tried to persuade each other.

I heard when the seller was telling my mom that the last price is N2000 from an initial selling price of N3,500, and in her words; "Madam, your pikin go use this shoe taya"

My mom priced the shoe to N1200 and was even making it look like she's doing the seller a huge favor by adding the N200 on top.

The seller, with a swelled up face, reluctantly agreed and gave the canoe looking shoe to my mom.

I felt pity for the seller though, it was as if my mom targeted her that day.

We went home and all my homies started calling me "Mr. Canoe" because of the funny looking shoe which I wore for Christmas and New year pararding the streets of Warri visiting homes of Uncle's and Aunty's so they can "Do Christmas" for me.

your mum is the real original Nigeria woman... blessing follow her

Shellsploit:
Its going to be a thread...
Back then IN 2008, i used to follow my mum to agege ojurin market. On that particular day, she wanted to buy meat from her customer and the following ensues...

My mom: customer how much be meat
Meat seller: na N2000
My mom: picks meat and surveys it, drops meat. How much last
Meat seller: oya bring N1900
My mom: drops meat, u no gree N1500
Meat seller: oya come take am for N1700
My mom: u no gree N500
Meat seller: Na dis big meat u dey price 500, alaroro oshi, abeg comot for shop make i dey see road.
My mom: ah ah, u no know customer again.


Naso shame just catch me. After that day i no dey follow am go market again.

Hahaha...... lolzzzzz....

debbydams:
lol I nd my bf wennt to get attachment,I wanted to started pricing, babe was like are u the one paying,I just do pim

Bf 1 - 0 You.

Not my mum but my wife

chatinent:


Bf 1 - 0 You.

I dont get