Mk dem no use Bomb kill us 4 Abj oooo

Heard police headquarters just got bombed? Any casualities?

Well dunno yet
bt m sure everyth s unda control

Geejuzz Kwa-ist!
I've wasted 19days of my life on NL.
And hey!, guess what guys? , Orton just bagged his 2,000th post! . . . .up me!!

Mtchew! Just 19days? A mere 2000posts? What then shall we say of Okon dat has spent 364days with 30k+ posts

Iya, how many decades have you spent on Nl?

**Grabs two handful of itchy groins laughing **

Okon is useless . . . .

Hey mzdream, wats shocking you? @ phate, just some cool 39days, 15hrs and 53secs 20 days older dan kwashiokor on dis freaky forum

iyatrustee:

Hey mzdream, wats shocking you? @ phate, just some cool 39days, 15hrs and 53secs 20 days older dan kwashiokor on dis freaky forum

lmfdo!!!
Btw, Iya na who you dey call kwash. . .?
I go corner you v.soon!

who dey cabarn
iyatrust u stil dey do vigilante here ni

I dey here 24/7

Orton1_0:

lmfdo!!!
Btw, Iya na who you dey call kwash. . .?
I go corner you v.soon!

aw dat wound?

Orton1_0:

lmfdo!!!
Btw, Iya na who you dey call kwash. . .?
I go corner you v.soon!

aw dat wound?

Oh my God, anna has caught d double posting virus!

Is any one aware of the casualty count @ d police hq bomb blast

No official figure released yet!

iyatrustee:

Hey mzdream, wats shocking you?

Na orton dey shock me,him dey confirm say him kini get crawcraw

Ko ko ko ko*ringin d village bell*
kere o*ppl listen 2 dis pub announcement*
Okon wont b wit us 4 smtym
Hi kwashi. . . *fingers*
na 4 nyt u go c Kabiru n Innocent

Yeah lets have one round of sex before them kids show up on here.

Gotcha! So dis is realty's dic afteral? @dyt, How sure are u? Was he banned? He's got millions of spare usernames remember? Ever heard of 190ispised? Angry190, tata190, -190- to mention just a few from the 190series

We no dey c white hair 4 early lyf o
Innocent in d buildin?
Dats unbelieveable
Well Iya lets c wat happens

Damit are u a witch why can't me and dyt have some freaking privacy here  

REALITY101:

Damit are u a witch why can't me and dyt have some freaking privacy here  

one minuite man!

Ok sure I will wait a minute for u to get UnCloth right?

I am no witch. Its just dat u made too much noise wen u were cuming that atracted me. For a split second, I tot an earthquake had happened on nairaland!

na empty vessel na!
Where okon na?

annawhite:

aw dat  wound?

E still dey pain me!
Shey you go bath me dis evening?

mydreamz:

Na orton dey shock me,him dey confirm say him kini get crawcraw

**Scratches head**
 

@Dyt,

. . .who be kwashi finger
**bursts into laughter**

Oya i don show

iyatrustee:

I am no witch. Its just dat u made too much noise wen u were cuming that atracted me. For a split second, I tot an earthquake had happened on nairaland!

That's what happens when I bang 2 hrs 23 mins and 30 seconds none stop ~like playing~ Pop that p*ssy pop that p*ssy pop that p*ssy don't stop

iyatrustee:

I am no witch. Its just dat u made too much noise wen u were cuming that atracted me. For a split second, I tot an earthquake had happened on nairaland!

. . . .Buhahahahahaaa. . .Iya go kill person . . .hehehe