A young man goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him.
Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't
believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with!  Why, they actually have a program here at college that will teach our dog BHOVA
how to talk!"
"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that program?"
"Just send him down here with R15,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the R15,000.
About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out,   The boy calls his father again.
"So how's BHOVA doing, son," his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"
"READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?"
Just send R18,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the
money.
The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find
out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog. When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited.
"Where's BHOVA? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, BHOVA was in the living room kicking backin the recliner, reading. the morning paper, like he usually does.
Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messin'
around with that little girl who lives on Oak Street?'
The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a b*tch before he talks to your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"

Hehehe

Wonders they say shall never end.

Dyt:

Hehehe

y u dey laff

^^ I chuckled

^^wetin Chuckwu do

U had ur bfast?

nah just dinner

Tot as much
bites him

you be real virus,still laughing a ha ha ha ha ha ha dd dd dd

should i laugh?

^ Another option is to morn the death of that innocent dog. Lol

lovely

nice one

that is a really nice joke right there.
nice one.
ire ohh.

Awesome!

Hilarious.

Very appropriate Subject

lol! nice one poster! keep it up

Cynthy where've u bn?

lysaa:

Cynthy where've u bn?

lysaa darlyn i dey ooo

na work no gree me c road.

them even been block nairaland access for sometime sef

so i couldnt access d site but now its back on,i can browse as long as i want

how u dey?

I'm good o. . Staying away from NL at any moment for me is optional. My accumulated additiveness drops by the day cos now i only log on when i'm jobless. So how's work n everything going with u?

very good ooo!

im glad to c u

whats up wit efe and studio?