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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by sorepco(m): 8:33am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Singleone461: 8:36am On Oct 30, 2021 |
silvoclaira:Erected nipple 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Theokolez: 8:41am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Me dey get erection everyday of my life� |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Angelfrost(m): 8:42am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Fedrick100: Tight and restrictive clothing around the genitali@ (whether shorts or pants) can lead to build up of heat, which consequently leads to death and dearth of sperm cells... Ergo fertility issues! 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by folake4u(f): 8:43am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Anytime you're having an erection in public, just think about Bobrisky and James Brown together and kissing them, trust me, your dick will go flaccid. I've given this idea to my friends and it worked for them. Thank me later. ![]() 12 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by OgunkeelAllMod: 8:43am On Oct 30, 2021 |
ipain:are you sure ![]() ![]() ![]() 8 Likes |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by ORLAHOLUWA(m): 8:44am On Oct 30, 2021 |
E dey happen to me if I dey play rough play with ladies the one wey nearly put me in disgrace na d one wey I dey follow d girl dey talk for main road she cum dey use those emotional words and calm voice dey follow dey talk and I was sighting her yellow paw paw breast inside her bra naso big John arise and I was wearing a short naso I use style bend dey use style dey scratch my foot to let baba soft back 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by ProphetJeroboam: 8:44am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Mine was during church service, an all night to be specific. It was 2am and we were all seated. Guest preacher was preaching and I was enjoying his preaching but the devil didn’t like that. I was 19 and I had just recently gotten into pornography. All of a sudden my mind became filled with images of the last porn video I watched, an Asian girl with big t*ts getting rammed by an Asian man with a small p*nis, this is one of my go to section when I surf on Xvideos. I tried to fight but a voice told me, this man is probably going to preach for longer than this so why not enjoy this and take it a step further by imagining these young teenage choir girls naked ,that was when I knew I was finished. My d*ck became hard as rock! Then a familiar voice jolted me back to reality, it was the preacher. He pointed at me and said “you come” . Like how on God’s Earth!!! I froze! My d*ck was still hard as rock! He said to me again “Rise up” , at this point the whole congregation turned heads to my direction. I knew there was little I could do to salvage the situation but I had to think fast. I could feel my parents glance dancing all over me like “Stand up now” , All of this was happening in 1-2 minutes but my brain was processing the event at 5000 nanoseconds. If I acted like I was possessed, I risked ruining my reputation especially amongst the young choir girls I was trying to catch them young. Then all of a sudden a thought came “stomach ache” , I stood up slowly and bent down, everyone was looking at me, Preacher asked “Usher help me find out what’s wrong with my boy” , when the usher came , I whispered that I was having stomach pains and I couldn’t stand erect. Usher gave the message to preacher and preacher left the pulpit to where I was, laid his hands on my abdomen and prayed for me while trying to use his hand to straighten my posture but for where! I no gree! It was like I was on viagra that night. After praying, he anointed my head and asked me to sit and service continued. Mehn I was so relieved! I can still remember the scowl of disgust on my parents face but I no send oh. When we got home in the morning, my dad woke us up for morning devotion and I was the whole topic of morning devotion preachings. I was the disobedient child who embarrassed his parents! My mom didn’t spare me either. They both attacked me and scolded me so much I felt like I was going to give up on Asian girls with big t*ts porn getting rammed by men with tiny dicks. Your guess is as good as mine, this is 2021 and I still watch it. 48 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Dmeji4444(m): 8:45am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Hmm yea, on a sunny day on campus, it was quite embarrassing as my Johnson was growing uncontrollably, I never had it strong like that before that day, like a rock, I left the class covering that part with my backpack heading to the rest room but I met queue. I skipped that class and went home straight holding that thing via my pocket to bus stop, cab and till I got home. What happened was that i took juice of some leaves for couple of days to cure pile, after getting better I just decided to continue taking it to ensure I was fully better. Now I just take it for 3 consecutive days in 3 to 4 months to clear body but if I notice Jedi jedi, na straight 7days I dey am. Anyways, I didnt get into any trouble 3 Likes |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Getdabag: 8:45am On Oct 30, 2021 |
placeofallure:you they whine them, they were simps if I were that childhood friend I would havw been the one to disvirgin u aswear that guy na usleess simp |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by foleskay(m): 8:48am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Guys who usually board campus shuttle will definitely been familiar with many erection. From girls using thr beewst to rub ur arms to others using their feet to make contacts with urs. ... Back then in eksu,that was how I boarded a bus from iworoko to fajuyi,seated beside me was a dark slim babe,initially I noticed her eye contact on me,I guessed it was normal,then later she started using her head to lean on me I was like wtf ![]() 15 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Getdabag: 8:50am On Oct 30, 2021 |
folake4u:so what makes your less wet when you Hot 1 Like |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Omoluabiii(m): 8:52am On Oct 30, 2021 |
You guys dey disgrace me o. Whats there to have a sudden erection in public? Dont be shy about it. Flunt it, ladies like it. My experience was in a bus,the lady sat beside me, her boobs was just rubbing my right arm too frequently, and the journey was a far journey. As the bus was moving, the tension begin to build, Mr legend begin to rise, i didnt do anything, i just keep my cool, it rose to angle 90 then she noticed it, i kept my cool, at that point, she began to look at it, i kept my cool, meanwhile the breast rub my arm the gbola dey ginger more. It was a funny one. I removed my eye as if i didnt know what was happening. Before you know, everyone in the bus don dey sleep. Na so some nice smootches happen oo. ![]() ![]() 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by MrCuteking(m): 8:53am On Oct 30, 2021 |
That's why the way a lady looks at you when you wear jeans is different from when you wear joggers. Joggers shows the attitude of the ebonite rod. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by tradepunter: 8:53am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Drella: Hahahah I swear bro ![]() ![]() ![]() That soldier don embarass sometimes. But a doctor mentioned it's is reactions to strong fermones from ladies... So men pick up this scent naturally. The ladies are unaware they giving out this scent, it crazy. 3 Likes |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Getdabag: 8:54am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Singleone461:what sight makes ur nipple erect |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Solofresh2: 8:54am On Oct 30, 2021 |
No.And whenever I noticed I am starting to have an erection,I change my thoughts already, so it can get back to normal 8 Likes |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by MrCuteking(m): 8:55am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Obina6295: Were you told not to help your family members? 3 Likes |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Chibudollar: 8:56am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Canvass:this is sexuall harassment nau, are you not ashamed |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Hassanmaye(m): 8:58am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Xenry:Hahahhahahaha 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Noxico(m): 9:03am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Omoluabiii:who smootch who ND where .... complete the story plz 3 Likes |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Chibudollar: 9:07am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Funniest part about all these erection stuff is that sometimes you might not even be remotely thinking about anything sexual but you still get them, it has a mind of it own sometimes ![]() 9 Likes |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by discusant: 9:09am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Lilsameey: They love it. Like this one.
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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Truvelisback(m): 9:10am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Any man who does not get erection needs serious medical attention. Atleast, once in awhile, John Thomas has to stand up and greet b4 sitting down. 15 Likes |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by sweetkev(m): 9:13am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Yankee101:The only thinking of average black man is food and sex. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by femi4: 9:16am On Oct 30, 2021 |
placeofallure:You can't do all that with opposite gender Mon-Fri and expect him not to develop feelings for you 9 Likes |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Imustnottalk: 9:16am On Oct 30, 2021 |
It happened recently to me was not in public but in my room I was using my phone i heard knocked on my door I said come in omo it was one of my neighbors she came to ask for my phone that she wants to call someone and she put on one sexy causal gown like that omo before I go think twice my Thomas don raised like wood and I don't want the lady to notice it I just rush give her the phone and stylish change my position omo this girl still get mind sit on my bed i was just thinking my many things in my mind and funniest thing I was expecting one big bro for my area when Sabi the girl and I don't want him to see her in that position I don't know how to discharge her so fast I just dey pray inside me that she should leave so fast luckily the number she tried wasn't reachable I was happy inside me naso the girl commot for close to 5mins my Thomas was so hard no wonder some guys always rape thank God I was able to control myself that day 8 Likes |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Lilsameey: 9:17am On Oct 30, 2021 |
discusant:,..Yeah, you get am. |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Sermwell(m): 9:19am On Oct 30, 2021 |
folake4u:I use to even Kum whenever I see you!! *Jokes* lol |
Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Toni19: 9:19am On Oct 30, 2021 |
silvoclaira: Don't you know how to read? Take this jaw destroying blow for not reading well
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Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by KingGBsky(m): 9:20am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Imustnottalk: You just spoilt everything with ur crazy thoughts of rape. Must rape come to a guy’s mind because of an erection? 8 Likes |
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