ibkaye:

Lmao, you no serious

I serious no be small.

Infact, as I dey here now, my soul and spirit dey Zaria with you. My body go soon join dem as soon as my Helicopter show.

Okija_juju:

I serious no be small.

Infact, as I dey here now, my soul and spirit dey Zaria with you. My body go soon join them as soon as my Helicopter show.

for ya mind abi

See this girl o!! So you wan tell me say you no dey feel something wey just dey pull you towards my direction??

You sef look am well. You dey Zaria (North) = North Pole
Me I dey Port-Harcourt (South) = South Pole

North Pole + South Pole = Attraction.

Okija_juju:

See this girl o!! So you wan tell me say you no dey feel something wey just dey pull you towards my direction??

You sef look am well. You dey Zaria (North) = North Pole
Me I dey Port-Harcourt (South) = South Pole

North Pole + South Pole = Attraction.

Chai, see cheesy line o, attraction ko

Oh Lawd

segzi cres:

I'VE READ THIS THREAD FROM TOP TO BOTTOM AND 99% of the ladies have described me. check out my profile to see for yourself.k. if you're satisfied call me or text ur on 08064741372 or 07089838084 I'M WAITING!!

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See as you dey blow your own trumpet.Put your picture na,abi you dey fear?

ibkaye:

Chai, see cheesy line o, attraction ko

Oh Lawd

Na so!!

Cheii!! I don die. Infact I no dey dey attract to you again. I don switch polarity.
Na me you just dey form for like this??

What magnet has joined togerther, let strong head not put assunder o!!  

Okija_juju:

Na so!!

Cheii!! I don die. Infact I no dey dey attract to you again. I don switch polarity.
Na me you just dey form for like this??

What magnet has joined togerther, let strong head not put assunder o!!

See your mouth, assunder ko, chamunga ni

@Bettes click on my name and my name will appear iN my profile.

@Bettes click on my name and my name will appear iN my profile.

Chei, what will happen to the our short brothers now? No chicks for them abi? Eh, Dem don suffer

Ur right,i wonda wht bcomes of d short dudes!

The shorter man will have to acquire a lot of money to attract them ladies. i'm i right?

oooooh Baby Holatnini, in that caze u have no problem
cuz here is a guy that has all qualities u demanding
plus aditional once,
can i now be ur pal ?

what ever they will say they almost always go for the highest bidder

This might sound like a cliche. . . .but it worked

a)personality
b) attitude to everything
c)humor
d) facial appearance. . . .duh
e) intelligence
f) ability to apply common sense (What's a brilliant man without common sense?)
g) did I say humor?
h) hygiene. . . . is he clean? (nails, hair, breath etc)
i) fashion sense
j)Does he clean his house?
k) can he cook?
l)humor

turn offs are: pot belly, bald head, short stubby fingers, brown teeth/bad dentition, yellow eyes, big nose/wide nostrils, bad skin, bad breath, empty pockets, empty bank account, empty brain, ugly feet, okoro legs with serious 'yams', bicycle-seat head, bad english (especially 'h' factor)  etc etc

only u,
ebi like say na u go create ur own man like BABA GOD

-good sense of humor
-intelligence
-neatness
-good fashion sense
-pleasing to the eye

Ebony-Silk:

This might sound like a cliche. . . .but it worked

a)personality
b) attitude to everything
c)humor
d) facial appearance. . . .duh
e) intelligence
f) ability to apply common sense (What's a brilliant man without common sense?)
g) did I say humor?
h) hygiene. . . . is he clean? (nails, hair, breath etc)
i) fashion sense
j)Does he clean his house?
k) can he cook?
l)humor

lol

Muza:

lol

What's funny?

It's hard for you to believe it because you're not one of them.

But it's ok sha.

Ebony: How are you gonna notice all that? Just from meeting him once??

chika98:

Ebony: How are you going to notice all that? Just from meeting him once??

lol
Ebony you will not crack my ribs.

Me ma i wonder o,how does she expect to know all this?

chika98:

Ebony: How are you going to notice all that? Just from meeting him once??

am psychic duh!! lol jk

Those are what I find attractive in a man. WHat makes me stay. . . . .

What attracts me to him:
a)personality
b) attitude to everything
c)humor
d) facial appearance. . . .duh
e) intelligence
f) ability to apply common sense (What's a brilliant man without common sense?)
g) did I say humor? Tongue
h) hygiene. . . . is he clean? (nails, hair, breath etc)
i) fashion sense

Obviously, once you start talking , you'll notice a-i

Muza:


lol
Ebony you will not crack my ribs.

Me ma i wonder o,how does she expect to know all this?

follow follow oshi!

Go back to politics Stop jealousing my [i]imaginary [/i]man

Ok at first sight nko?

chika98:

Ok at first sight nko?

a) Of course his looks. Is he good looking?
b) Charisma, the way he moves
c) I hateeeeeeeeeeee long hair. . . .is it clean and shaved
d) clean face. . . .shaved
e) non-MUZA like
f)good fashion sense
g) cologne

Ebony just dey dream

I look at his face
What he's wearing
Haircut
Then lips
Nails
Shoes
If he's wearing a watch or not

chika98:

I look at his face
What he's wearing
Haircut
Then lips
Nails
Shoes
If he's wearing a watch or not

abi o

but why the shoe? well, as long as itz not cabu cabu

chamotex:

Ebony just dey dream

My dream dey come true, pinch me

Ebony-Silk:

abi o

but why the shoe? well, as long as itz not cabu cabu
My dream dey come true, pinch me

I just love to see nice shoes on a man. Ugly shoes or beat up shoes are a HUGE turn off!

@Ebony Silk
na wa ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.but then i have d followin qualities.
good sense of humor
am neat to some extent.
am tall.
crazy abt fashion.
kinda handsome.
apply common sense to al tins.
wat else do u want?

chika98:

I just love to see nice shoes on a man. Ugly shoes or beat up shoes are a HUGE turn off!

rotflmao!! Girl, I understand!!

chika98:

I look at his face
What he's wearing
Haircut
Then lips
Nails
Shoes
If he's wearing a watch or not

Is this like a school inspection or something?

Ebony-Silk:

abi o

but why the shoe? well, as long as itz not cabu cabu
My dream dey come true, pinch me

or Igbobi shoe