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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by AoifeNightfall: 1:57pm On Nov 07, 2021
pejuakinab:
What are the weirdest things you've ever hear your partner say when in a closed door romantic session.
For me:
1. One girl will keep shouting "destroy it, smash it... grin
2. Another one I met was begging me to "scratch it" I did not understand her at first but I later did hahaha

So what did she mean by scratch it?

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by bukatyne(f): 2:07pm On Nov 07, 2021
CaptainAyub:

You be gambler, you be fornicator, you be ashawo man cos you dey ashawo thread!
This heavenly race wey ppl de run,you no dey interested?

Hahahahahaha cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by mu2sa2: 2:22pm On Nov 07, 2021
ChiefSosa:

If you're going to lie, at least change from the (f) in your moniker to (m).
You caught this one red-handed. Bloody liar, bloody cheat!
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by pejuakinab: 2:43pm On Nov 07, 2021
Figger:
One particular girl, her own is always "harder harder" wetin!! Shey u wan kill me?
She no no say straffing na work.
Men dey suffer for this level
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by pejuakinab: 2:45pm On Nov 07, 2021
AoifeNightfall:


So what did she mean by scratch it?
She wan me to use my fingers scatter the junction. Shey u get?
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by ahmthankgod(m): 3:28pm On Nov 07, 2021
Miracood2:
As I was digging with my 8.9inches..

She was creaming my name, then she went into two orgasmic spells in succession..

She squirted about a litter of Virginal juice.. and kept screaming my name..
After 30 mins she passed out.

Typing...
Lynus you be transgendered?
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by techgeniusworld(m): 3:33pm On Nov 07, 2021
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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Nobody: 4:11pm On Nov 07, 2021
she said to me
'Dried me up like the Sahara desert
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by kkins25(m): 4:19pm On Nov 07, 2021
Kissiemu:
One Igbo girl kept shouting " Kimon!...kimon!!....kimon!!!" under me

One day I met a girl that like shouting my name from beginning to the end.,. very irritating
Really?? these red pilling stuff be too much for you guys honestly.
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Jeremani: 5:02pm On Nov 07, 2021
Drsnives:
"Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke"

I really wound dea kpekus, i run when the thing come turn river Jordan
Shey na burna boy new song be that? grin

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by NohurryInLife: 5:22pm On Nov 07, 2021
walyx:
Lolz, i wont forget this one.. as d thing enter my head wey load wan comot for bodyna him i tell d girl, i love u so much ur body is so sweet i wanna pour inside u , i even open mouth say if she get pregnant i dnt care.. lolz. na so she say yes pour it.
Omo after pouring na race to pharmacy o to get drugs. And serious prayer, when she tell me say she see her period that month, I say thank u Jesus.
grin grin grin grin
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Fmlao: 5:31pm On Nov 07, 2021
This one was saying

'Fm., Ayinde no dey Bleep me rough like this'


I am Fm

Her fiancee is Ayinde

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by gfaruk(m): 8:35pm On Nov 07, 2021
awesonjr:
she said to me

'Dried me up like the Sahara desert

Aaaah ye shall nt sleep well
Descendant of liars

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Nobody: 12:00am On Nov 08, 2021
walyx:
Lolz, i wont forget this one.. as d thing enter my head wey load wan comot for bodyna him i tell d girl, i love u so much ur body is so sweet i wanna pour inside u , i even open mouth say if she get pregnant i dnt care.. lolz. na so she say yes pour it.
Omo after pouring na race to pharmacy o to get drugs. And serious prayer, when she tell me say she see her period that month, I say thank u Jesus.

E be like say to cum inside dey sweet dem, too. You go hear, "no remove am o, pour am inside, I won't blame you I swear". The story go now change when both eyez clear grin
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Nobody: 5:25am On Nov 08, 2021
gfaruk:

Aaaah ye shall nt sleep well Descendant of liars
grin
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by femi4: 6:15am On Nov 08, 2021
pejuakinab:
What are the weirdest things you've ever hear your partner say when in a closed door romantic session.
For me:
1. One girl will keep shouting "destroy it, smash it... grin
2. Another one I met was begging me to "scratch it" I did not understand her at first but I later did hahaha
Cut it, cut it, I must go home with it.
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by pejuakinab: 9:59am On Nov 08, 2021
femi4:
Cut it, cut it, I must go home with it.
Run for your life
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Cerebellum: 12:55pm On Nov 08, 2021
Ashawosboifrien:
Something like ofe pa mi

You get am grin
Chop knuckle
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by h0pze3: 8:06pm On Nov 08, 2021
SHE SAID sofe pami ni ma do mi pa

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