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Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 9:47am On Jun 06, 2011 |
TEACHER: IF I GAVE YOU 2 CATS, AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Sir Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven!!! Very angry Teacher: Where the be phuck with do you get seven from?!?!? Very angry Johnny: Because I phuckin have one cat at home |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by skypon2002(m): 11:40am On Jun 06, 2011 |
na true the boy talk nah |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 5:39pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
lol |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 8:28am On Jun 07, 2011 |
you dey mind the teacher |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 8:38am On Jun 07, 2011 |
bobbyray: oh please! do u tink its everyone who doesn't know u're d teacher? |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 8:46am On Jun 07, 2011 |
yinkalink:yinka, me i kno undastand ur english ooo |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 8:47am On Jun 07, 2011 |
i meant i know u're d teacher. simple! |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 9:08am On Jun 07, 2011 |
haha haha yinka, then u av to come enroll in ma scool then |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by Natasha2(f): 9:28am On Jun 07, 2011 |
lolz |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 12:26pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
bobbyray: K i will But to learn wat exactly? Ao to ask stupid questions? Lol |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 8:01am On Jun 08, 2011 |
maybe! everythin it upside down nowadays |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 8:40am On Jun 08, 2011 |
kk so when is school resuming sir? |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by Dangello(m): 12:09pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
Lolzz |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 1:36pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
yinkalink:d question shud have been how much u gonna pay for the fee |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 2:55pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
Ok sir Aw much is my school fees? |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 3:46pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
i'll say 1 weekend bodywork everymonth till the end of the school or its equivalent |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 5:07pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
ok, but its my sweetheart El Guapo dat is goin to pae dont b scared, he weighs just 20,000 pounds u guys should get together just fine |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 6:11pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
now dats a real joke, El wetin?? do u think it is WWF? |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 6:43pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
Lol NEWS FLASH!!! Sweetheart,u‘r in d jokes section |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 7:00pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
thanks for callin moi aback, i was begining to plan for new scool session |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 5:39am On Jun 09, 2011 |
Lol Oya go back to school,start preparing ao syllabus |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 9:35am On Jun 11, 2011 |
Yinkalink: : Come help me with the garden. bobbyray: : What do u think I am? A gardener? Yinkalink: : Come fix the toilet faucet. bobbyray: What do u think I am? A plumber? Yinkalink: : Come fix the door handle. bobbyray: What do u think I am? A carpenter? bobbyray: went out, But when he came back, he saw that everything was fixed, The garden,toilet faucet & the door handle. He asked Yinkalink who had done it? Yinkalink said it is El Guapo, the neighbour, but he gave me 2 options, Either to make him a burger or have sex with him, bobbyray: I'm sure, u gave him a burger! Yinkalink: :What do u think I am? McDonalds?? bobbyray: |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 1:51pm On Jun 14, 2011 |
I went for confession after the holy mass on sunday and here it goes: father forgive me for i have sinned the priest asked me son what is your sin, then i told him that someone sent a pornografik clip to my bb and i watched it, the father said, if you could forward the clip to my fone your sins shall be forgiven |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by frabel: 2:18pm On Jun 14, 2011 |
[color=#990000]I went for confession after the holy mass on sunday and here it goes: father forgive me for i have sinned Embarrassed the priest asked me son what is your sin, then i told him that someone sent a pornografik clip to my bb and i watched it, Cry Cry the father said, if you could forward the clip to my fone your sins shall be forgiven Shocked Shocked[/color] sacrilage |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 5:38pm On Jun 14, 2011 |
bobbyray: |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 7:57am On Jul 22, 2011 |
frabel: who komit am/?? |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by DAVE5(m): 12:36am On Jul 23, 2011 |
me |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bright007(f): 6:10am On Jul 23, 2011 |
*no comments** |
Re: Simple Arithmetic by dani1luv: 7:32am On Jul 23, 2011 |
thumbs up |
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