The dogzz... Lolzzzzzz. Funny name. Please, dear, post the next. We're waiting

Jaylynn:
The dogzz... Lolzzzzzz. Funny name. Please, dear, post the next. We're waiting

no problem sit tight

My sincere apologies for posting this in your thread. I need help with selecting 2 winners from a giveaway that I have going on here. I want unbiased and neutral voters to help me go through the plans each of these contestants (four of them) have on how they will utilize the fund. The best 2 plans will win the prize money of 50k each.

I created a thread for it here, I will appreciate all the vote I can get to select the eventual winners:

https://www.nairaland.com/6894416/should-win-50k-business-intervention#108478073

Kontinud
Two and a half hours ago
During the guard duty, Funny was paired with another dogzz member it has been thirty minutes that everyone left for the party. The other guard was angry and mad after listening to the moaning of James. The only thought is that Jabark would get Jessica before him and the only moaning he wanted to hear was hers and he is here calmly listening to a man a freaking man moaning but he has to think of the chain dogzz bite to their enemies.
“is there no way to make him stop talking he is blaring” T-bite told Funny. He just laughed as he looked at him. T-bite was freaked out about it as he knew he should not have accepted no double crossed to stay with Funny to guard the prisoner. “If you were tortured like he was you may not have a voice to ‘talk’ as six foot under will be your address” Funny replied.
“I don’t appreciate that statement. He thinks he would be free but the dogzz bite and bite hard so I would not allow myself to caught as I would be defeat all who come after me” T-bite said. Funny has heard Onye Igbo speak a lot so he said to him,” No matter how the fan blows it can’t cool the roof, so your talk is trash and plain nonsense.” Funny stated
T-bite brought out is gun instantly and walked to the position of Funny and placed the nozzle of the gun at his forehead but Funny did not flinch neither did he tremble. T-bite was shocked as all who he had pointed this gun sweated, wet themselves and begged to be spared but now no reaction was given to him.
“Samuel Colt who created this guns we see today was good. He could have put the shape of it into anything that he could think of but he made it into the shape of a man’s penis and made the bullet react like a cum sperm. Maybe it was the times but what I do know is that everyone that wields a gun is holding the iron version of Colt’s penis and I do not shiver to the dick of another man as mine is bigger. So I don’t carry a gun but use my fists” Funny told him before he knocked the gun off his hand and beat him up. He finally banged his head unto the prison bars and he became unconscious.
He quickly opened the prison and was about to pick James but he was no longer moaning and he quickly checked his pulse and found he was alive but barely. He went to the person he beat up and collected his shirt and wore into James. He was planning to get James out of the prison to Heist grounds and help them take down Chain dogzz. The big men won’t like it as they groomed them to help them chain people but they have to accommodate them.
He dragged him for fifty feet throughout the base to get with its twists and turns then when he was tiring out he piggybacked him and he was asking himself why he didn’t do this from the start. He reached the gate when he heard cars outside then he knew he had messed up. So he went to the chain lounge and left kept James No. 1’s seat and he sat at no.2’s seat and faked sleeping. Some minutes later the gang entered to see an abomination.

please forgive for the late update

I de feel ur update bro keep it up

Chimexplosiv:
Kontinud
Two and a half hours ago
During the guard duty, Funny was paired with another dogzz member it has been thirty minutes that everyone left for the party. The other guard was angry and mad after listening to the moaning of James. The only thought is that Jabark would get Jessica before him and the only moaning he wanted to hear was hers and he is here calmly listening to a man a freaking man moaning but he has to think of the chain dogzz bite to their enemies.
“is there no way to make him stop talking he is blaring” T-bite told Funny. He just laughed as he looked at him. T-bite was freaked out about it as he knew he should not have accepted no double crossed to stay with Funny to guard the prisoner. “If you were tortured like he was you may not have a voice to ‘talk’ as six foot under will be your address” Funny replied.
“I don’t appreciate that statement. He thinks he would be free but the dogzz bite and bite hard so I would not allow myself to caught as I would be defeat all who come after me” T-bite said. Funny has heard Onye Igbo speak a lot so he said to him,” No matter how the fan blows it can’t cool the roof, so your talk is trash and plain nonsense.” Funny stated
T-bite brought out is gun instantly and walked to the position of Funny and placed the nozzle of the gun at his forehead but Funny did not flinch neither did he tremble. T-bite was shocked as all who he had pointed this gun sweated, wet themselves and begged to be spared but now no reaction was given to him.
“Samuel Colt who created this guns we see today was good. He could have put the shape of it into anything that he could think of but he made it into the shape of a man’s penis and made the bullet react like a cum sperm. Maybe it was the times but what I do know is that everyone that wields a gun is holding the iron version of Colt’s penis and I do not shiver to the dick of another man as mine is bigger. So I don’t carry a gun but use my fists” Funny told him before he knocked the gun off his hand and beat him up. He finally banged his head unto the prison bars and he became unconscious.
He quickly opened the prison and was about to pick James but he was no longer moaning and he quickly checked his pulse and found he was alive but barely. He went to the person he beat up and collected his shirt and wore into James. He was planning to get James out of the prison to Heist grounds and help them take down Chain dogzz. The big men won’t like it as they groomed them to help them chain people but they have to accommodate them.
He dragged him for fifty feet throughout the base to get with its twists and turns then when he was tiring out he piggybacked him and he was asking himself why he didn’t do this from the start. He reached the gate when he heard cars outside then he knew he had messed up. So he went to the chain lounge and left kept James No. 1’s seat and he sat at no.2’s seat and faked sleeping. Some minutes later the gang entered to see an abomination.

more update op, na half chop you dey serve sooo

Continuation


Time checked: 7:15


I woke up feeling pangs of headache that could pull down the walls of Jericho, I could feel my whole body jerking uncontrollably due to what I passed through the previous day


Ignoring the excruciating pain I felt, I gradually stood up from my bed and head towards my wardrope to check for some pills that could help to relieve the pains


Luckily for me I saw a pain relieve pill, without thinking twice I immediately threw in two pieces of the medicine into my mouth and chew it (a habit that has been part of me)


I sluggishly went back to lay on the bed.




Just then I realized I haven't gain access to my phone, I immediately head back to the same wardrope this time I opened the second case and searched for the phone, luckily for me I saw it lying behind heap of my clothes.


I switched on the gadget and allowed it to boot, I was welcomed with missed calls and 2 unread messages


One of the messages were from kola and the remaining one were from an unknown person, immediately clicked on kola's message thread . * Bro it's been long I have heard from you , I hope you are safe well I have been trying to reach you buh you weren't picking my calls, everybody is worried due to the news that has been going on in our department, well our exam commences on Thursday, hit me up when you read this message*

I became alarmed not just because of the news that was going on in our department buh for the fact our exam is coming up tomorrow

I immediately dialed kola's number and he answered almost immediately...........



Make una manage this small episode peace

Continuation



I dialed kola's number he picked and he picked at the second ring, i knew so many questions would be asked so even before he said hello i began the conversation with my own questions


''aboi hw fa na, wetin dey sup for college?'' i said into the phone


''bro college gbun, we just dy prepare for our exams'' that's one thing i like about kola , he would be the first to start preparing buh end up gluing up on you for bombs ( expo).

'' you just scarce for class, abi na because of the gbele u get with the doggz na im make u no dy near school?'' i tried searching for the right answer for his question buh ends up getting none.


''for now i still dy on low key i never know who be my enemy'' i finally replied him


'' so how u wan take do the exam na?''


'' na im make i call u, make u find way run am for me'' i said to him


There was silence almost for thirty seconds at the the other end, it seems he was contemplating on something, he finally spoke almost after thirty five seconds of the silence


''u go need machinery wey go help u run the exam clean,and after u go tip some rubs ( money).


I tried reasoning the idea it seems good buh what if he gets caught,that was the question that came across my head so i had to voice it out to avoid the word 'had i know'


''what if the guy gets caught at the process'' i asked him


''It means you would be present to sort things out like the guy would need ur matric number and school i d'' he replied me


''Ok let's meet at udara junction today, and don't forget to come with the guy'' i said in a finalizing tone


''no p, when u get there hala me for phone'' he replied me

I ended the call


I reached out for my wallet and checked for my school i.d ,it was still very much intact.


I made up my mind to meet the gapon and narrate to him the present situation

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I stood up from my bed and head towards the bathroom to wash off with the mind set of meeting the D1 (capon).


In some few minutes i was done in the bathroom, i took some of the clothes from the wardrope and wore it almost immediately and dashed out from the room.


In no sooner or later i reached the magnificent building of the capon, i passed through the corridor,the building harbours nothing more or less 8 rooms and the capon's room was literary the last oneI knocked twice before someone slightly opens the door without revealing his whole body, i could visibly recognise his face, he is one of the guys that was assigned to my initiation


He allowed me in without hesitation, the room was quite spacious with a king sized bed that is situated at the far corner of the room, it seems they were really in some kind of discussion.


I shook hands with some of the guys in our frat way and showed regard to the capon by lifting my left hand to my chest (if u dun gerit forgerit)


I sat on a chair close to thesame guy that let me in.


'' bullet how fa na wetin be the 411'' the capon narrowed his eyes to mine


lest i forget in a confraternity one's name tends to change, that is what they call norwich name and your real name is regarded as your vakantical, there are rules to know whenever one is being observed by another frat men,

Rule number one: as a system man you should always know when you are being observed by another frat men, this is likely for you to use the right words for the right questions

Rule number two: as a system you should always avoid to be jounced, most time frat men ask a cunny questions that could lure a system man into jouncing


Rule number three : never walk alone in an enemy territory


''Coast clear buh i get one small issue at hand'' i replied him almost immediately




I explained everything to the capon not excluding every bit of the conversation i had with kola



He became silent for almost sixty seconds before he finally cleared his throat and ask me if i really trust kola



Kola has been like a brother to me alongside james so i don't see any reasons why he will want to sell me out


So i nodded my head in affirmation


He head into his bathroom and came out almost immediately with a veiled red cloth


I was curious and perplexed at thesame time buh i kept my cool and waited for him to settle down


He unveiled the red cloth and handed a ring to me, i reluctantly strecthed out my right hand and took the ring


''jack and sparrow go escort you reach school, make sure say u dy always wear this ring '' the warning resounded in my brain in a countless times



If only i knew what awaits me.............






Merry xmas to y'all

don't forget to drop comments



thanks y'all

Bro ur story go well, but u no dey update consistently. Na Christmas b today u suppose drop like 4 update . ( in portable's voice) you no show love o. Lol

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09:56



jack and sparrow were regarded as capon's hit men, they are called R.M.O.B (rugged men on board), they are the major hit men of the deck with ranges of rank they have attained.


Jack a formal student of ignatius ajuru university was rusticated from the school in his 200l due to his indulgence in criminal activities in the school


In 2016 he was detained in rumukpani police division for being part of the bank robbery that ensued earlier, he has this smallish stature and bloodshot eyes that could chase away lagos agbero in a minute.


The rumukpani division harbours 138 inmates, and was surrounded with high fence


Jack was kept in cell c with 15 inmates, he was literary silent all through his stay until he met a guy that has almost thesame character with him.


He got to know him more as days surpasses, although the guy didn't reveal why he was been apprehended buh jack knew it could be crime related.


The guy talked almost in parable whenever they conversed , he always talks of the south-south avengers that would come to his aid, this things were not making sense to jack until when the prison was under pandemonium.


Fifty three officers were vehemently murdered in cold bloods and others flee for the safety of their lives, the avengers freed the inmates and took the guy and jack along with them


The guy was later identified as sparrow the hunter.........



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10: 20 am


I got acquainted with the two duo's, we board thesame bus to choba, i love sitting at the front row so i settled at the front with a pretty lady beside me


Through out the journey i had the ring on me unrelently, i noticed jack and sparrow had thesame ring buh it has different colour on it


In less than 60 minutes we reached choba, we got down from the bus and board a bike to aluu

At first my initial plan was to settle with kola and my machinery and head back to mgbuoshimini buh on a second thought i decided to reach my abode and get some of my stuffs and atleast get to see my neighbours


If only i knew what awaits for me...........

Bro stress too much for me but i go try dy update almost everyday meanwhile thanks for following

hardeygbolar:
Bro ur story go well, but u no dey update consistently. Na Christmas b today u suppose drop like 4 update . ( in portable's voice) you no show love o. Lol

Continuation


I decided to let them know my initial plan just incase, they were reluctant about it buh finally agreed and gave me a go ahead when the time comes


We crossed over to the other side of road and flagged down a bike,

''oga your money na #150 o'' i thought i heard the bike man say #50 or so i thought


''oga which one be #150 na? I dy enter bike steady for here, if u no wan carry us tell me make i find another bike'' i said amist anger


''oya make una enter i go collect #100 last from una'' sparrow who has been mute all this while gave me slight nod indicating they were okay with the price, i entered first while sparrow followed and jack last, i was suffocating badly due to the massive kongs that were behind me.


I noticed the bike man rode at average of 50km/h, i was literary dying out of suffocation and felt i might die if don't protest.


''oga sparrow abeg u fit adjust small make pesin pikin no die for bike'' i managed to mutter some words to him


He didn't bulge a bit, are this guys human? I asked no one in particular, its better to die in the hands of the dogzz than squeezed to death.



I made silent prayers hoping for the bike man to increase his pace, buh unfortunately he decreased it to 40km/h , werey (mad man) i said inwardly


In no sooner or later we arrived udara junction, we alighted from the bike and jack tipped the young guy his fee and zoomed off almost immediately in search of another customer


I was about dialing kola's number to inform him where i was, just then jack phone began ringing, he brought his old nokia 3310 and answered the call almost immediately.


He moved aside and began conversing with whosoever he was speaking to on the phone, i scrolled to my contacts and dialed kola's number, i dialed severally without receiving response from the other end.



Jack came handing his phone to me, i checked caller and saw rugged D1 boldly displayed on the gadget.


'' D1 most rugged your regard'' i said immediately


'' bullet how fa na?, shey una dun reach the place abi?'' the capon said to me from the other end


''yes we dun reach i dy try call am buh e be like say im no dey close to his phone''i replied him


''jack and sparrow dy go rumuosi to go meet dakar make dem align talk for james matter, buh them go join you later wen dem finish, make sure say u dy always wear that ring'' i immediately checked my fingers buh couldn't find the ring..............

Hm. Sparrow. That name... lol. More, dear

The name sounds familiar to you

Jaylynn:
Hm. Sparrow. That name... lol. More, dear

Continuation



I felt an adrenaline rush in my spine when i couldn't find the ring in finger, i began reminiscing where i might have misplaced it, could it be the bus we boarded earlier i thought aloud without getting any clue.


I was jetted back from my trance immediately i heard jack's voice.


''we would give you a call once we are done, and incase any problem ensues don't hesistate to beep us''


'' i will'' i answered him.


At that moment my phone beeped indicating that i have a new message, i tapped my messaging icon and allowed it to open


'' bro i dy class and lectures dy on, na im make i no pick your calls buh lectures go end in the next thirty minutes'' i was about texting him back but shoved the thoughts since lectures would end in thirty minutes.


A grey tainted lexus 350 pulled behind us, and the occupants wound down the glass of the car revealing two heavily built guys, i was jittery at first buh remembered i had two guys that could size up to there structure


Jack shook hands with them in our frat way , they conversed briefly before he alerted sparrow to join him.


They joined the guys in the car and zoomed off raising dust, i decided to check my smaller pockets for the ring, luckily for me i found it there i immediately wore it.


I needed to cool my head and relax a bit until kola would finish up his lectures, i crossed over to the other side of the road and head to MEGA BAR, i could remember those days when we will drink our lungs out with udeme.


I settled on one of the chairs there and ordered for my brand ''BUDWEISER'', i brought out my phone from my pocket and logged in my facebook account, just then my phone rang, kola was calling.


''hello, bro how fa ?'' i spoke into the phone


'' i dy outside school '' i checked my watch, oboy time dy fly o i almost said.


''oya enter bike come meet me for mega bar, shey u dy come with the guy abi? I said from my own end


'' i dy go abuja campus make i go check on am buh i go call am now'' i ended the call and sipped my alcohol jejely.


My fingers began hurting me, i checked my finger, the ring was burning me just then i remembered what capon said '' always be on your widas''



Danger is lurking around i could feel it




Happy new year in advance folks !!!

Happy new year

You dun abandon me na bro

aprilwise:
Happy new year

Frank25:
You dun abandon me na bro

I was on ghost mode

Happy new year folks!!!

We made it

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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU




Continuation


The hotness of the ring were intensed, which means the danger is closer, i immediately unlocked my gadget and opened my messaging app and typed in message.



I was about sending the message buh was distracted with an incoming call, i swiped to the green icon and heard the voice of kola


''we dun reach udara junction, where you say be the place you dey''


I exhaled deeply and got up from my sit to check if i could see them.
Buh unfortunately they were not in sight


''just cross to the other side of the road bro, '' i replied him


I gulped down the remaining drink and head straight to the counter to make my payment.


I shoved the thoughts of alerting jack and sparrow, since am not sure of what the danger may be. So i saved the message details in the draft.


I re-dialed kola's number immediately i dashed out of the bar, the alcohol were doing some zazoo moves in my system.


Kola answered at the second ring. '' frank shey u wear ash jersey for up''



'Yea' you dun see me ?


I turned to the road directly adjacent to the bar and saw kola marching forward with a guy, i shooked hands with the both of them and gave a slight pat at kola's shoulder '' my boy how u dy na''


''Shey werey ni, u dun forget ur man na?'' he replied me amidst smiles



'' abeg no reason am e get as how things dy now'' i said in a finalizing tone to avoid answering much questions


''have you explained everything to the manchi?''


''sure, i no dy waste time, make una two yarn na'' he moved aside and the guy stepped forward


'' so how much u go carry run that stuff?''


''baba oya give me 25k make i take use run the whole papers''


''25wetin shey my papa dy work for mortgage bank abi? Guy i go give you 15k, if you no like am leave am'' i said in a finalizing tone


''no wam na give me your school id , your school fees receipt and your mat number''


I withdrew my wallet from pocket and handed him the needful, he proof checked the stuffs and was satisfy with the information it bears


I part paid him the money we agreed on and we shared contacts, he dismissed himself from us and board a bike to school road


kola and i conversed briefly before announcing his departure.




Just then the ring began burning immensely.............!!!!!!

your critics and comments are highly needed


one love folks

I dey follow you sah

It’s not easy to survive as a system man in campus.

Op i hope this thread never finish ohh

I go return back buh meanwhile i get another ongoing story if u no mind make i mention you for my next episode

Daboboy:
Op i hope this thread never finish ohh

Frank25:
I go return back buh meanwhile i get another ongoing story if u no mind make i mention you for my next episode

Boss mention me abeg i dey enjoy this thread

Op abeg no neglect this story o

continuation



i could sense danger lurking around, i realized i have been on a particular spot for a couple of minutes...., i withdrew my phone from my pocket and immediately retrieve the draft message i had saved earlier and sent the message contents to jack's number.



i crossed to the other side of the road,,,, i made to board a bike that will convey me to my abode but on a second thought i decided to trek it down as usual. i just felt like following my instincts at that moment.., normally i would have followed udara junction which would take me a maximum of thirty minutes before i would reach my compound but i decided not to display my face in the streets until the whole saga is settled or so i thought.



i withdrew my cap from the medium bag i strapped and wore it, atleast it shielded most of my face..., the sun was damn scorching, i could feel my legs burning into barbecues,i increased my pace and in no sooner than later i arrived my place.



i noticed something unuasual about the compound..., firstly was my compound is likely a secured environment.., we hardly leave the gate open , as expected everywhere was in complete silence.



i proceeded towards my room and found a giant key used in locking the door...., i thought as much. i proceeded towards the back of the building and found a rod , i immediately held the rod and advanced towards the door of my room.


i stroked the key hard and it paved way, i narrowed my gaze towards my room, as expected it was so messy..., i proceeded towards my wardrobe and turned the knob


i carefully selected most of my clothes and neatly arrange them in a bag, i took my valued school documents and placed them on the floor, just then my phone beeped.


i withdrew my device from my pocket and checked the notification.., it indicated new message, i hurriedly tapped the message icon and it opened within minutes


i scrolled down and saw the message was from jack, i realized i sent a message to him concerning the danger i felt was previously, i made to read the message but i was met some guys on my door front.........




next episode on it's way