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Different Types Of People In The Kitchen by Haakeem(m): 7:34pm On Nov 19, 2021 |
DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE KITCHEN. 1.THE TASTERS: Just 16 slices of plantains that they are frying.they have already eaten 10 from tasting. 2.THE RUNNERS:These ones are major enemies of hot oil they can't stand and put anything inside the oil they would be displaying taekwondo if the oil mistakenly makes noise temple run activated. 3.THE SACRIFICERS:These ones mostly forgot that they are cooking something until the whole house starts to smell of burnt food . Ordinary to warm beans it would be burnt offering. Thank you o, the gods have accepted your sacrifice. 4. THE YOUTUBE SEARCHERS:These ones cannot cook without going to check for lectures.Hmm ordinary to prepare cornflakes they would go to YouTube and check. 5.THE IG/WHATSAPP/ SNAPCHAT/ STORY ONES:These one would never cook in peace they would use video to injure someone taking me through the journey to cook delicacies that I won't eat is that one not witchcraft. 6.THE SPIRITUAL :These ones don't measure ingredients before putting they just put until one spirit inside of them tells them that it's ok. 7.THE GIST GIVERS:These ones are not in the kitchen to cook oh they are the backbone of the chefs, steady giving the chef gist while they are cooking.Benefits of being a gist giver is that sometimes you will eat free meat and even fish. 8.THE IMPRESSERS:These ones can over do oh cook indomie for 1hr their own must be cuisine standard. 9. THE NON- TESTERS:These ones can cook anything without tasting but they still get the right taste of the food. So which one are you above mentioned just for fun. 1 Like |
Re: Different Types Of People In The Kitchen by Fabulouslouie(m): 9:52pm On Nov 19, 2021 |
Non tester |
Re: Different Types Of People In The Kitchen by Nobody: 4:27am On Nov 20, 2021 |
The Sacrificers . Ive burnt my food so many times as a result of pressing phone. The moment I pick up my phone, I'll forget I put something on the fire. The next thing is burnt smell from the kitchen and I'll just jump up and rush out to meet a black food. The last one made me ashamed of myself. Since then, if I'm cooking I don't use my phone until I'm done cooking. Tasters. I test but it's not really my thing. The only time I taste is when frying meat. One day from tasting, I finished the whole meat meant for a pot of stew. That was how I cancelled cooking of stew that day. I was surprised at myself though. Lol.. |
Re: Different Types Of People In The Kitchen by Rexweaver(m): 4:07pm On Nov 26, 2021 |
Thanks for the interesting topic, made me laugh. My wife is definitely the fourth type who can't do anything without visiting youtube. Even if she has cooked something 10 times before, she will still see if someone else is doing something more interesting. Often in the evening when I come into the kitchen, I see her sitting with her phone, she's constantly saving new video recipes and sharing them on Facebook. She's also subscribed to a bunch of cooking channels. When it comes to those rare occasions when I have to cook, I fall into the third category of "THE SACRIFICERS."I constantly forget about the food I have on the stove, I can't even reheat it without forgetting about it. Great, you made me laugh. 2 Likes |
Re: Different Types Of People In The Kitchen by Vanilla4(f): 10:27am On Nov 27, 2021 |
6 and 9. |
Re: Different Types Of People In The Kitchen by 1F30M4(f): 3:50pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Hahahahahahaha I'm number 2, I go dey for Ghana dey cook food for SA, my hand go long ehn but mek oil splash small fess, Usain Bolt no run reach me, even e remain mek I fly. Number 6 ehnnn, pesin go put something normal normal, e go con be like sey you never put anything, wan spirit go tok "add more", after 5secs "you sure sey e don dey ok, add more now oo mek e follow d water dey boil", after 2mins "d water don dey dry oo, still add small before e dry finish", "ehennn turn am, bring am down". Me that year feeling fulfilled after cooking Jollof rice for the very first time in my life: "Everybody comman eat oo, food is ready".. Everybody: "Mmhmm it sure smells nice, can't wait to taste it".. That spirit telling me to add more cheering me on from where it sat at one corner of the room Me anticipating praises and compliments but you all know how it ended(in hunger ekun egbere slashed allowance and regrets cos I shouldn't have paid attention to that spirit in the first place). 6000years of suffering for that spirit Don't beg me, I'm still in sifia pains oo. 1 Like |
Re: Different Types Of People In The Kitchen by Breastfeed: 9:25pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Lol, hilarious, atleast no one need to check YouTube before knowing how to prepare Golden morn cereal . That's reminds me sef, I need to submit my empty sachets so I stand a chance to win a million naira too in their heritage promo.
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Re: Different Types Of People In The Kitchen by Haakeem(m): 12:52pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
Lalasticlala naaw missyb3 1 Like |
Re: Different Types Of People In The Kitchen by Nobody: 3:03pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
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