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Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by thaoriginator: 9:14am On Nov 21, 2021

Anywhere weh babes dey with nice yansh. I love tapping yansh inside church cry

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Omniman(m): 9:14am On Nov 21, 2021

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by HardMirror(m): 9:15am On Nov 21, 2021

Doggy

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Cashsteady(m): 9:15am On Nov 21, 2021

Bodmum:
are you male or female?

Male.... Abeg boss

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by HardMirror(m): 9:16am On Nov 21, 2021

BadRadio:
Doggy style

my fav too

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by smokeindasky(m): 9:17am On Nov 21, 2021

Beside the alter at the choir stall

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Nobody: 9:17am On Nov 21, 2021

HardMirror:
my fav too

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by HardMirror(m): 9:19am On Nov 21, 2021

BadRadio:

this thread is proof of how useless church is. Dem no get better thing to talk again, na position remain

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Patrioticman007(m): 9:20am On Nov 21, 2021

The best position of worship is when you place your head on the ground you're created from.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Bola146(f): 9:20am On Nov 21, 2021

I don't sit at the back because of side talks, I always sit at the front

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Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by ominilongest(m): 9:24am On Nov 21, 2021

does it matter u bastards does it really matters angry

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by oluwaseunamos33(m): 9:27am On Nov 21, 2021

Brainard22:
Back
Make I fit press phone

may God forgive you

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by deltateam: 9:37am On Nov 21, 2021

seyz91:
Mine na 10years

Dem dey give award?

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by seyz91(m): 9:39am On Nov 21, 2021

deltateam:

Dem dey give award?

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by bluefilm: 9:40am On Nov 21, 2021

I've not been inside a church for close to ten years now.

How do I answer this question now?

I can't even remember where I preferred to sit in the church...

Or maybe, I think I used to hang outside back in those days... so that I can easily leave and start heading back home when the needs comes

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by philus66(m): 9:40am On Nov 21, 2021

Uyi168:
..
back seat, even when there are plenty free seats in the front

ushers in my church know me very well for this.

and it's being more than five years now since I last went to church.

Olorun!!!

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by tommy20: 9:42am On Nov 21, 2021

Front or second row. I really still don't understand why people run away from the front seat. We aren't in exam Hall now

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Nobody: 9:44am On Nov 21, 2021

me na middle sit I dey like undecided

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by aimmoney9: 9:44am On Nov 21, 2021

Uyi168:
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back seat, even when there are plenty free seats in the front

ushers in my church know me very well for this.

and it's being more than five years now since I last went to church.

See wetin usher cause man no fit enjoy back seat in peace, even in heaven self many people will come last...

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by UndauntedYOCA(f): 9:48am On Nov 21, 2021

Davash222:
Ushers will always want to drag me to front seat, but, back seat got me.

Lol, same here. I prefer the back regardless of how early I get there. Sometimes they try to force to go to the front but na my mood go determine if I go listen or not. grin

Happy Sunday.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Emma1Oj(m): 9:50am On Nov 21, 2021

I just did now now o... Usha say front , I said I prefer back seat.. because I don't want unnecessary attention..

I'm seating at the middle space now.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by seunlayi(m): 9:52am On Nov 21, 2021

UndauntedYOCA:

Lol, same here. I prefer the back regardless of how early I get there. Sometimes they try to force to go to the front but na my mood go determine if I go listen or not.
Happy Sunday.

Try to comply with the ushers

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by ayenale1(m): 9:54am On Nov 21, 2021

Extreme end or Right angle at the mid region the sitting arrangement... If where the ursher direct me no favor me I jus say please no vex I wan sit for that corner...cos at that angle u can view beautiful babes, sleep and press phone and do some side talks with those old men, they like talking politics ... Lol

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Onyiiobi7735(m): 9:54am On Nov 21, 2021

Brainard22:
Back Make I fit press phone

Lol! As in eeh. To press without any disturbance.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by lomprico(m): 9:56am On Nov 21, 2021

stupid irrelevant posts making FP on Sundays.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by UndauntedYOCA(f): 9:56am On Nov 21, 2021

seunlayi:

Try to comply with the ushers

Lol,I try to na but I also want to be happy so I sometimes decline, I also have to be comfortable and happy in the house of God.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Onyiiobi7735(m): 9:59am On Nov 21, 2021

Me I prefer back and middle seats.
But on special days when they are sharing gifts,I prefer front seat to get the best.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by jayice(m): 10:03am On Nov 21, 2021

Back sit so that I fit jakpa if proceedings pass 2hrs

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by pegix(m): 10:05am On Nov 21, 2021

Brainard22:
Back
Make I fit press phone

we gada dey...now now seelf

I dey back

Make God just dey blesss person ni

E dey sweet japa also

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by techWriter3: 10:19am On Nov 21, 2021

my pal, I hate this too.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Silentgroper(m): 10:26am On Nov 21, 2021

Mercychen:
Front. So no body will see my face when I'm scabbashing .

Before some people will now come and go and be saying " hey.. be like say na dis sister case worse pass" hahahahaaaa... .

Abeg my Sunday school teacher yaf come.

I'm out!

Lol. Na wetin be scabbashing abeg?

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