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My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by ossyla(m): 6:46pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
Will I Ever Marry Like This? Dear Diary 21-11-2021. 10: 58 Am Though i take proud in my bachelorhood, there are people's daughter i'm eying religiously. Since attraction moved from height, biceps and muscles to the weight of a man's pocket, it has never been easy for my gender who are still at the lower level of the ladder - needless to talk about those of us insisting on some inbuilt specifications like common sense. Nevertheless, man must push. Just like David patrolled his upper court and sighted Bathsheba; i patrolled my neighborhood this Sunday morning and sighted a lady i have always craved her indulgence. Unlike Bathsheba, she wasn't bathing but tottering to refill her gas. I waited for our eyes to meet and when it did happened; I launched my first attack; i flashed her a quick smile. She mirrored my behaviour. "Can i help you with that?" I asked still smiling. "Yes, please!" She responded. That was the beginning of my omen. I carried her blue 12kg cylinder exactly the way i suspect Arsenal club would carry any trophy if they ever get close to one. I trashed that 'One Step at a time' rule of engagement and went all out to pour my heart. The connection was quick that before we arrived the gas filling point, we were already bonding like Lai Mohammed and his inseparable affection to lies - read as Lai's. She said it was mutual. "Oga welcome." A middle aged man greeted. "Good Morning." We responded. After a brief chitchat, he began refilling the cylinder and i continued my love sermon. Her depth amazed me. I already felt that relationship vibe not until the man beckoned on me that he was done. There was this momentary pause then i realized that the society awaits me to prove myself a man and consolidate my love. Aunty acted oblivious of the moment and continued with our gist - I played along. Again, the man called. "Oga, your money na 10,800naira. 1kg na 900. Na you dey pay or your madam." He asked I couldn't tell if it was the annoyance about the hiking of gas price or the assumption of us as couples or Jessica's silence over the payment that set me off. I ranted about gas price hiking, APC, Buhari, Nigerian politicians and a background story of how i just began talking to the lady few minutes ago and about to spend 10, 800naira. This country will not drive me insane. Jessica paid for her gas and insisted she has to carry her cylinder. Right now, i don't know how to resume the Love Sermon with Jessica. E no go better for this administration. ©CHUKS-OSSYLA (2021) 15 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by Godada(m): 6:47pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by Sonnobax15(m): 6:49pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by Viridis(m): 6:52pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
Nah true life story? 3 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by dawnomike(m): 6:52pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
Maybe you should just have waited still after she had filled the gas before approaching her 6 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by Gudbadguy: 6:52pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
U did well vy not paying 5 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by Nobody: 8:02pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
OP you bin won pay for the gas before?? And just so you know... Only a fool buys something for a girl in order to "prove his manliness" Which stupid manliness is that one 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by Palazee(m): 8:13pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
Op u get doings Why should u pay for her Maka gini 7 Likes
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Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by Danjikanbauchi: 9:09pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
Mhen this story just sweet me oga op God bless you with more wisdom to play with words 2 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by soundOsonic: 10:49pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
Resume the sermon by using style to enter her house and tell her your gas finished and you want to use that 10k gas she bought that day to cook beans 8 Likes
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Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by muheeb01(m): 11:01pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
You pay or you no pay lol Check my signature and my profile for my work |
Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by HeOrShe: 11:01pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
You see someone carry expenses on her hand and you offered to help and have the mind to even profess love.. Where una dey see this king or morale.. |
Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by Exkandayee(m): 11:27pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
Haha this your story funny gan,are you a cute guy op,if you are The gal is yours, another day just approach her collect her digit,then start from there, since you and her don vibe wella |
Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by lilyheaven: 12:26am On Nov 22, 2021 |
But you are not wrong, she was on her way to..... You didn’t budget for that... She is not serious if she was expecting you to pay her bills. Or I guessed you have bragged how rich you are 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by padi94(m): 5:37am On Nov 22, 2021 |
Ah ah... Women are smarter them men. This proves 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by Tokskob2008: 8:12am On Nov 22, 2021 |
That lady is a horrible human being.. |
Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by Boogyman557: 8:45am On Nov 22, 2021 |
Holly Gram real matters. WTF MAN |
Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by Nicklaus619(m): 4:31pm On Nov 22, 2021 |
Op there are unwritten rules on the street. You don't bear a burden of a lady who you intend having something serious with, by so doing, you are making her love you for the things she could get from you, but if it is a fling then it's okay as far as you can part with the money without feeling duped. You should have left her when u noticed she was struggling with a gas cylinder, it was obvious she was going for a refill, My people say bush meat way escape trap still dey inside Bush Don't be a simp op 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by jornwhite: 6:12pm On Nov 22, 2021 |
Op you are not serious o ! infact in ladies voice; you are not a real man you beta no shoot any shot cos it will just bounce back @ you
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Re: My Experience With A Lady In My Neighborhood by Frenzy01(m): 6:44pm On Nov 22, 2021 |
Una still get mind dey toast girls for this kind period Contact me for your swift buying and selling of any Dog breed. Pet care and boarding services also available |
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