The eleribu omo no even get handwriting
Maybe it was the reason the guy no hug am

Goalnaldo:
Them go soon label you misogynistic

E no go show for my results
And e no stop to dey fall em hand

theamazonguru:


Very funny.
English no be our mother's language jare.
It's only a 2nd language. Yes it is our official language. Our agreed lingua franca.
Once you can communicate and the other person understands, English don do her job. Case closed.
The rest na shakara level. Forget, Syntax and lexis.

Which language does a man from China speak? Chinese right ?
Which language does a man from Germany speak? German right ?
What language does a man from France speak? French right?

These guys communicate in their mother's tongue.
They are not seen as illiterate or less developed or less humans because of that.

I have a friend, a Nigerian, Who schools in China. She told me all their text books are written in Chinese.
Her first job is to translate that Chinese to English before she understands anything.

So tell me why those guys won't understand what they are being taught in their mother's tongue.
But we for Nigeria we sabi English pass Oyibo self, Lori iro. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew.
My wife reads her Bible in her language (Ibo). I no blame her ooh. As long as it helps her to connect with what she reads. In fact me sef don start to dey do same. Imagine I can read 4 different translations before I understand some verses. No be the same English them take write those translations? They are just playing with words from one version to the other.

My boss is a French man, who hardly speaks English. His English is below average. I can say on the scale of 10, I will; rate him 2/10. But this guy is a genius. He just landed in Nigeria 2 months ago. You need to see the innovations he has brought in, new IT system he has built for adoption in our operation.
This is the same organization I have worked for the pass 10 years, all of us just dey speak grammar Lori iro.
We sabi speak. Yes. We know our job yes.
Come and see our reports, choiiii so so grammar.
But he no pass that level.
E no translate to nothing.
French guy came in and saw what we all never saw in years. Na only to dey spot each other's error we sabi.

Oga free the young girl.
If you sabi, good for you.
Hope the grammar is taking you to great heights and helping you achieve incredibly awesome things.

Na that one be the Koko.

For your information, I had A in English, when waec was still waec , not today that miracle center is everywhere.
My comment is not coming out of hatred for the language. Not at all.

Too much respek for u.

Namdeenero:
That English there is enough reason not to forgive her even if she buys a private jet for him.. People still write “Am” instead of “I am” or “I’m” in this age of smart phones and autocorrect

I'm sure you done buy the latest Lexus with your English..

PIOFFESSOR..

Wicked bobo

Zainabthegirl1:
Wicked bobo

The guy do d ryt thn

My own daughter no fit dey this kind situation.

I trust myself.

Look at the ghetto trash of a BF..like attracts like.

Children of evil generation, this is what your parents sent you to go and learn in school

If this was a movie The title would be : Never Wife A Hoe na only that one go make dem vex enter the room.. see how the other guy dey match match all the balloons.. The banny do their guy strong thing

There's a way pocohantasss describe this kinda people that gives me joy.

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OloshoMan:
See the ugly trash she's dating b'cos of yahoo money... Seems he's cashing out at the moment that's why she's stuck with the emotionless rhino-looking nigga,

and how's she comfortable in a room full of touts

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Shut up man
You talk too much

Lol. It's the guy stomping on the balloons for me.

You see organized scenario, you come go de burst Ballon.

Loreettaa:
Tomorrow, one simp will marry this, and say "I'm lucky to have her."

Words on marble

You're so on point! The guy has simply moved on

SmartPolician:


The guy is probably a Yahoo boy and she doesn't know that her womb has been used to renew his subscription.

The guy is no longer interested in the relationship because his mission has been accomplished.

siofra:
Why will you kneel down to apologize to your boyfriend?

some boy friend pass husband o, girl can do anything as long as comfort n money is involved the stupid girl may not be kneeling for her father At home like that

younglleo:
Nwata nwoke yahoo, na nwatanwanyi iberibe! Stupid love!
These are the type of girls after being useless in school, the start looking for one useless simp to marry!

mama nkechi!
give this dede one crate and ten plates of pepper soup,
I'll pay

Owo Abu

Money dey na


If i get money eh.....



I go date all the women..cos am on a mission

Omicron007:
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This man. Mr.Tunji, is it your knees?

theamazonguru:


Very funny.
English no be our mother's language jare.
It's only a 2nd language. Yes it is our official language. Our agreed lingua franca.
Once you can communicate and the other person understands, English don do her job. Case closed.
The rest na shakara level. Forget, Syntax and lexis.

Which language does a man from China speak? Chinese right ?
Which language does a man from Germany speak? German right ?
What language does a man from France speak? French right?

These guys communicate in their mother's tongue.
They are not seen as illiterate or less developed or less humans because of that.

I have a friend, a Nigerian, Who schools in China. She told me all their text books are written in Chinese.
Her first job is to translate that Chinese to English before she understands anything.

So tell me why those guys won't understand what they are being taught in their mother's tongue.
But we for Nigeria we sabi English pass Oyibo self, Lori iro. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew.
My wife reads her Bible in her language (Ibo). I no blame her ooh. As long as it helps her to connect with what she reads. In fact me sef don start to dey do same. Imagine I can read 4 different translations before I understand some verses. No be the same English them take write those translations? They are just playing with words from one version to the other.

My boss is a French man, who hardly speaks English. His English is below average. I can say on the scale of 10, I will; rate him 2/10. But this guy is a genius. He just landed in Nigeria 2 months ago. You need to see the innovations he has brought in, new IT system he has built for adoption in our operation.
This is the same organization I have worked for the pass 10 years, all of us just dey speak grammar Lori iro.
We sabi speak. Yes. We know our job yes.
Come and see our reports, choiiii so so grammar.
But he no pass that level.
E no translate to nothing.
French guy came in and saw what we all never saw in years. Na only to dey spot each other's error we sabi.

Oga free the young girl.
If you sabi, good for you.
Hope the grammar is taking you to great heights and helping you achieve incredibly awesome things.

Na that one be the Koko.

For your information, I had A in English, when waec was still waec , not today that miracle center is everywhere.
My comment is not coming out of hatred for the language. Not at all.

Honestly I used to be bothered about this "am" thing.

Right now I couldn't care less about its use except in official or academic writing because English is our Lingua Franca, not mother tongue.

This really cranked me up...



See the ugly trash she's dating b'cos of yahoo money... Seems he's cashing out at the moment that's why she's stuck with the

emotionless rhino-looking nigga, (this really got me)

and how's she comfortable in a room full of touts

No disrespect ..nigerian babes are really weird

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Such a daft comment from hole in your face

Loreettaa:
And her parents will tell you "she's in school".
Probably cheated on the young man who looks like a G-boy by the way.
By the time this one's 30, I wonder how many abortions she'd have done, seeing she's ready to do anything to keep a man.
Tomorrow, one simp will marry this, and say "I'm lucky to have her."

The future of marriage in Nigeria will be interesting to witness as the Internet has records of individuals' activities when they were much younger.

That aside, your username reminds me of a Nairalander who was a known feminist - LorettaU.

SmartPolician:


The guy is probably a Yahoo boy and she doesn't know that her womb has been used to renew his subscription.

The guy is no longer interested in the relationship because his mission has been accomplished.

you got it right in

QueenJay96:
Me as a relationship counselor:
So na this guy dey make you cry sef?
E no even fine.

Guy na guy dear, irrespective of anything.

Namdeenero:
That English there is enough reason not to forgive her even if she buys a private jet for him.. People still write “Am” instead of “I am” or “I’m” in this age of smart phones and autocorrect

as in eh

temitope27:
Sometimes it's good to dey smoke Igbo, u go dey reason well, I feel that nigga

I swear.
You confirm

temitope27:
Sometimes it's good to dey smoke Igbo, u go dey reason well, I feel that nigga

you get the point now??

His thoughts was completely different from theirs. Dude is feeling so alright l, needs no bloody apology

ThickSharon123:


Abeg, leave him alone. Doesn't she know she's a woman and she has power. I would never beg a man repeatedly. If I beg you once or twice and you do shakara for me, you're history in less than a week.

What has the power done for all the women living in poverty? Power is relative and there are too many more girls than guys, so it is still the survival of the fittest for girls/ women as you all have to compete among yourselves for thesame few men with resources.
Also, don't confuse power to get a man to sleep with you with power to keep a man after sleeping with you.

OloshoMan:
See the ugly trash she's dating b'cos of yahoo money... Seems he's cashing out at the moment that's why she's stuck with the emotionless rhino-looking nigga,

and how's she comfortable in a room full of touts

Lol.

Did the guy offend you?

This kind of trashy love is unappetizing.