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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by AsampeteNwaanyi(f): 11:12am On Nov 23, 2021
they wan use am eat gbegiri

ndị IGR cheesy

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by fergie001: 11:13am On Nov 23, 2021
Crystalom3:
Have you seen to some villages before? Some people will never see the four walls of a clinic till they die bro.

That's how it is for most folks. The only immunization some people know about are those people walking about with bags on their arms in green shirt
Very true.

That is a failing of the LG system. Naija is anything goes.
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by roddick995(m): 11:14am On Nov 23, 2021
You should have had the courtesy to blur out the faces bro. That is basic journalistic ethics.

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Ykc2(m): 11:15am On Nov 23, 2021
80s na ghana p people wey full nigeria that time their woman go dey do ashawo their man go get babing salon later all of them manage to get nigerian passports dem use am travel dem full Holland today
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by slowice(m): 11:16am On Nov 23, 2021
In Nigeria you can actually pay for anything you need.... Everything is for sale and everyone wants to be give tip for doing their jobs, it's just draining living here.
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by sherif4owo(m): 11:19am On Nov 23, 2021
I believe there is enough sensitization for women in the rural areas about the immunization thingy.

Crystalom3:
Have you seen to some villages before? Some people will never see the four walls of a clinic till they die bro.

That's how it is for most folks. The only immunization some people know about are those people walking about with bags on their arms in green shirt
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by IMASTEX: 11:20am On Nov 23, 2021
chatinent:
How did I get to Nigeria!
Wrong deployment. But you can correct it and settle your scores with the angel that did the job hereafter. grin grin
Nigeria is a mess. No sector is working except corruption from federal to local government. Public to private. Religious to freethinker. Yong to old. Male to female.

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Adebayoo421: 11:25am On Nov 23, 2021
All these corruption's are caused by our leaders......
Most of them happened to be in position with fake documents, and whoever that is being caught among them will not be punished, all there attention will now comes on the graduates looking for the way to get legit job...after many years on campus with wasting of age strike
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by otokx(m): 11:26am On Nov 23, 2021
They told us 3500 in Port Harcourt, all these papers that may not be linked to a central database system.
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by nick50(m): 11:30am On Nov 23, 2021
It's common in yoruba land , u see how tinubu was parading his oluwale birth certificate claiming he is 67 yrs old

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by chloride6: 11:30am On Nov 23, 2021
You could have kept the officials anon.
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by folake4u(f): 11:32am On Nov 23, 2021
Kabir Adejumo did a brilliant job on this piece. This is a clean investigative journalism. kiss
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by billyG(m): 11:33am On Nov 23, 2021
wpadmin:
A country ruled by people without vision. Like, they don't think at all.

The Nigerian police does not have a digital record of criminals.

The Nigerian Government does not fund NIMC properly, a vital organisation that could help profile every Nigerian, hence the reason NIMC stopped issuing plastic cards.

A country where courts and government secretariats issue affidavits and reference letters without due diligence.

It is so easy to commit a crime in Nigeria. You can transfer money from another person's account to another bank account without getting caught.

You can rob a bank in Kwara State even if the Bank is beside a police station because the Police does have the right resources to protect itself not to talk of a bank.

You can duplicate someone's project in the same school and the school will never detect that the project was plagiarised.

You can produce fake drugs in this country and never get caught.

You can travel out of Nigeria stuffed with cocaine and it won't be detected at the airport.

Original WAEC certificates can be duplicated instantly at SHOMOLU.

You can get transcript and certificates from some Nigerian universities or Polytechnics without attending that school.

You can even get a degree,diploma,doctorate without going to school...even professorship in cybersecurity if you got d money.

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by PrinceGallant: 11:35am On Nov 23, 2021
wpadmin:
A country ruled by people without vision. Like, they don't think at all.

The Nigerian police does not have a digital record of criminals.

The Nigerian Government does not fund NIMC properly, a vital organisation that could help profile every Nigerian, hence the reason NIMC stopped issuing plastic cards.

A country where courts and government secretariats issue affidavits and reference letters without due diligence.

It is so easy to commit a crime in Nigeria. You can transfer money from another person's account to another bank account without getting caught.

You can rob a bank in Kwara State even if the Bank is beside a police station because the Police does have the right resources to protect itself not to talk of a bank.

You can duplicate someone's project in the same school and the school will never detect that the project was plagiarised.

You can produce fake drugs in this country and never get caught.

You can travel out of Nigeria stuffed with cocaine and it won't be detected at the airport.

Original WAEC certificates can be duplicated instantly at SHOMOLU.

You can get transcript and certificates from some Nigerian universities or Polytechnics without attending that school.

For you to have known all these, I think you can help us in delivering our services. We will soon visit you. Hope you assist us. EFCC.
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by billyG(m): 11:37am On Nov 23, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
...a country where DEAD PEOPLE are appointed into political offices by the C-in-C himself.

...a country where SOLDIERS abandon duty posts to escort 911 Trailers fully loaded with Yams.

...a country where SENIOR CUSTOM OFFICERS supply recovered Bags of Rice to bandits in the forest, ensuring the bandits arr fed well.

...a country where FRSC issue DRIVERS' LICENCE to Blind and Dead People with impunity.

...a country where someone on an admission in an ORTHOPEDIC HOSPITAL is fit for Military Job.

...a country where some people carry their DEATH Certificates along with them in the streets.

...a country that miraculously converts ABIDEC syrup to MMKPURUMMIRI & Methylated spirit
A country that cannot refine a drop of petrol,diesel & kerosene until illegal refiners came to our rescue.

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by ALFADOS(m): 11:37am On Nov 23, 2021
Nigeria as a nation has futuristic agenda so we are just leaving cikena gbagam
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Nobody: 11:40am On Nov 23, 2021
Na wa
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by ALFADOS(m): 11:40am On Nov 23, 2021
ALFADOS:
Nigeria as a nation has futuristic agenda so we are just leaving cikena gbagam
we are waiting for heavenly Father in the right direction. We teh for garage
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by bodejohn(m): 11:41am On Nov 23, 2021
Only few people do the right thing in Nigeria but sadly we believe the country is what it is because of the actions and inactions of our leaders only.

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by BigDawsNet: 11:44am On Nov 23, 2021
Yes, Correct!! But it's useless because she or he will not get a Nigerian passport...
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by benedictuyi(m): 11:46am On Nov 23, 2021
Religious people have killed this country
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by ambale(m): 11:47am On Nov 23, 2021
wpadmin:
A country ruled by people without vision. Like, they don't think at all.

The Nigerian police does not have a digital record of criminals.

The Nigerian Government does not fund NIMC properly, a vital organisation that could help profile every Nigerian, hence the reason NIMC stopped issuing plastic cards.

A country where courts and government secretariats issue affidavits and reference letters without due diligence.

It is so easy to commit a crime in Nigeria. You can transfer money from another person's account to another bank account without getting caught.

You can rob a bank in Kwara State even if the Bank is beside a police station because the Police does have the right resources to protect itself not to talk of a bank.

You can duplicate someone's project in the same school and the school will never detect that the project was plagiarised.

You can produce fake drugs in this country and never get caught.

You can travel out of Nigeria stuffed with cocaine and it won't be detected at the airport.

Original WAEC certificates can be duplicated instantly at SHOMOLU.

You can get transcript and certificates from some Nigerian universities or Polytechnics without attending that school.


Tales of a failed nation and that's where the real corruption is, the system is just too rotten.

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by LeeSantos(m): 11:47am On Nov 23, 2021
Something they sometimes take from door to door. Got mine for ₦300 in Ogun around 16/17

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by BigDawsNet: 11:48am On Nov 23, 2021
chatinent:
How did I get to Nigeria!

I believe you dint meet up with the required cutoff mark... So they gave you Nigeria as option...

Be glad.. some received Yemen and afghan

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by VEE2010(m): 11:52am On Nov 23, 2021
It's sad and kudos to the undercover journalist for his due diligence. I hope the government will pay attention to issues like this to clean up our public service, from the federal level and down to the LG level.

I had a similar experience years ago when I was assaulted by my landlord's son. I went to the police and got a note to visit the general hospital for a medical report; I was only asked by the doctor who was supposed to examine my body to understand the degree of injury suffered to help the investigation, I was surprised, everything he wrote as a report was just based on my explanation on how I was feeling. He was so concerned about the money I had to pay to get the document, not a single sympathy about my condition.

We have degraded deep within our country and nothing less than at least four decades of consistent reorientation can remedy the situation. That is, if we can start now otherwise, we still have a long way to go.

Jobs in civil and public services are not meant for those without political networks. The LG has become a dumping ground for politicians relatives and thugs. We cannot continue this way if we must have a decent country. Politicians are elected for a maximum of 8 years but sadly these bad eggs will stay in the service for good 35 years and frustrating the efforts of even the politicians who may actually have the political will to impact the public lives positively.

A listening government would understand the essence of placing moles in every parastatal to assess the level of rots in the service.

What a shame of a country!

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by VEE2010(m): 11:54am On Nov 23, 2021
VEE2010:
It's sad and kudos to the undercover journalist for his due diligence. I hope the government will pay attention to issues like this to clean up our public service, from the federal level and down to the LG level.

I had a similar experience years ago when I was assaulted by my landlord's son. I went to the police and got a note to visit the general hospital for a medical report; I was only asked by the doctor who was supposed to examine my body to understand the degree of injury suffered to help the investigation, I was surprised, everything he wrote as a report was just based on my explanation on how I was feeling. He was so concerned about the money I had to pay to get the document, not a single sympathy about my condition.

We have degraded deep within our country and nothing less than at least four decades of consistent reorientation can remedy the situation. That is, if we can start now otherwise, we still have a long way to go.

Jobs in civil and public services are not meant for those without political networks. The LG has become a dumping ground for politicians relatives and thugs. We cannot continue this way if we must have a decent country. Politicians are elected for a maximum of 8 years but sadly these bad eggs will stay in the service for good 35 years and frustrating the efforts of even the politicians who may actually have the political will to impact the public lives positively.

A listening government would understand the essence of placing moles in every parastatal to assess the level of rots in the service.

What a shame of a country!
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Newboss(m): 11:55am On Nov 23, 2021
Nothing new.

So many loop holes in this country. E go shock you say a black foreigner can obtain International passport in this country. Just look at the requirements for obtaining some of these documents, you go faint.

This country na joke, las las
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Johnholmes: 11:59am On Nov 23, 2021
In as much as I support the op on his write up ,I don't see the need of showing d faces and mentioning real names of the officials.
We are all products of a failed system and people are just looking for a way to get by .
Ure not a saint urself .
Haven't you ever bribed a policeman or collected incorrect change or cheated in an exam ,amongst other things.
If the system works ,people will behave.
A country where criminals (rotten politicians) , mediocrity( like bbnaija ) etc are celebrated,what do you expect?
So you can't blame a poor man or woman who cuts corners just to put food on the table.
Take ur investigative journalism to aso rock and not d common man
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by jikins(m): 12:01pm On Nov 23, 2021
Chai! they just cast these people. We need more reporters doing this

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