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Thank You Honey by UZORY007: 9:35am On Jun 09, 2011 |
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.” “My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.” |
Re: Thank You Honey by Dyt(f): 10:18am On Jun 09, 2011 |
Smiles n chuckles moda kisses d hubbys assss yh |
Re: Thank You Honey by cynthoney(f): 10:21am On Jun 09, 2011 |
where is the joke? |
Re: Thank You Honey by Ubiero(f): 12:57pm On Jun 09, 2011 |
cynthoney:The joke here is that her mother (the husband's mother-in-law) is indirectly kissin his ass. |
Re: Thank You Honey by lysaa(f): 12:59pm On Jun 09, 2011 |
Not like she's not aware. .duh |
Re: Thank You Honey by cynthoney(f): 2:54pm On Jun 09, 2011 |
Ubiero: u think im that daft not to kw that? besides he kisses his own a.s.s too lysaa: Dnt mind him jare! e think say na night school i go |
Re: Thank You Honey by bayleaf(m): 3:52pm On Jun 09, 2011 |
cynthoney:so which school u go, na morning abi na afternoon school? |
Re: Thank You Honey by cynthoney(f): 4:13pm On Jun 09, 2011 |
bayleaf abi na curryleaf?!!!! u no go leave me? i dey my own jeje ooo na u dey look for my trouble now wetin concern u wit the school i go? abi na u pay my school fees |
Re: Thank You Honey by bayleaf(m): 4:28pm On Jun 09, 2011 |
Cynthoney abi na cyntsugar, why u no dey fit answer simple question? me i go evening school, so i be wan know which one u go, maybe i fit know you that time. abi na akara school you go? |
Re: Thank You Honey by zikclassiq(m): 12:02pm On Jun 10, 2011 |
Wow! |
Re: Thank You Honey by lysaa(f): 12:09pm On Jun 10, 2011 |
Bayleaf ur name sound like u be very dark person. Plus say u in night schl hmm, dem know u at all? |
Re: Thank You Honey by yinkalink(f): 5:37pm On Jun 10, 2011 |
good one! |
Re: Thank You Honey by bayleaf(m): 8:58am On Jun 13, 2011 |
lysaa:actually, i be white man. my parents forget me for niaja naim make me i come be like this. |
Re: Thank You Honey by oderemo(m): 9:52am On Jun 13, 2011 |
cool joke, its nice to read a very subtle one in tha morning like this. nice |
Re: Thank You Honey by cynthoney(f): 8:45am On Jun 20, 2011 |
bayleaf: u wish! white man indeed! u sure say u get body colour as u dey so? abeg make i hear word ooo |
Re: Thank You Honey by bayleaf(m): 8:41am On Jun 21, 2011 |
cynthoney:no o, i no get body colour!!!!!!, na crayon dem take make me. look im mouth like the winch wen dem catch for my village last week. |
Re: Thank You Honey by cynthoney(f): 6:42pm On Jun 21, 2011 |
bayleaf: C bayleaf,if u dey look for the winch wey dem catch for ur village last week, no vex, check dat babe wey u dey kiss naw. i fear u ooo! na so so winch dey ur village? |
Re: Thank You Honey by bright007(f): 7:07pm On Jun 21, 2011 |
joke is funny but replies are dumb,lame $ blind |
Re: Thank You Honey by cynthoney(f): 8:17am On Jun 22, 2011 |
bright007: well, i wouldnt be surprised! i expected dis to come from u u r so FUN-CONFUSED!!! Olodo |
Re: Thank You Honey by bayleaf(m): 8:19am On Jun 22, 2011 |
cynthoney:cyntbitter, with your face like recharge card, you no go carry yourself waka pass make i see road? |
Re: Thank You Honey by mikuz(m): 1:44pm On Jun 22, 2011 |
Oboy! Na wa o! How person face go look recharge? Which kind talk be that self. |
Re: Thank You Honey by cynthoney(f): 7:17pm On Jun 22, 2011 |
bayleaf: abeg abeg abeg! dress back jor! no dey pour me spit!!! c persin wey get liver to insult me i never get ur time,u hear? if i land u one blow,chai! all d winches wey ur village no go save u i no dey drag wit persin wey i fit beat anytime of d day |
Re: Thank You Honey by mikuz(m): 9:22pm On Jun 22, 2011 |
^ true! You no go beg God to help you beat person you know say you go fit really beat. |
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