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The Test On My Lady Friend by Danielkelly: 12:04pm On Nov 24, 2021
[b]I WAS HIGH ON LIFE, FEELING GOOD ON THE SOFT MATTRESS OF MY BED YESTERDAY WHEN MY LADY FRIEND SHOWED UP, SHE SAID IT HAD BEEN LONG SINCE WE'VE SEEN EACH OTHER WHY DIDN'T I CARE TO CALL HER. I TOLD HER I'VE BEEN BUSY THIS DAYS SHE SHOULD UNDERSTAND BETTER. SHE COMPLAINED OF HEAT AND THIRST THE WEATHER IS NOW BECOMING SOMETHING ELSE O, SO I WENT TO GET HER WATER TO DRINK I DECIDED TO TEST HER BY PRE7ENTING HER WITH 3 DIFFERENT WATER: A SEALED TABLE WATER, A SACHET WATER AND A REFILLED BOTTLE WATER SERVED ON A SLIVER TRAIL SHE WAS SURPRISED, IF IT WAS YOU WHICH WOULD YOU DRINK?
FASTFORWARD I OBSERVED HER WITH THE CORNER OF MY LEFT EYE WHILE SHE OBSERVED THE WATER FOR AT LEAST (30sec) BE4 PICKING THE SEALED BOTTLE WATER AND GULPED IT DOWN TO HER SATISFACTION.
The lessons i learnt from her actions are:
1 BE THE BEST MAN AMONG OTHER MEN
2 BE EXPENSIVE
3 BE CONSEALED
4 BE IN THE MISDT OF THE OF THOSE WITH VALUE
5. BE SCARCE
6. BE WELL PACKAGED.
NOTE: DEY ARE ALL WATER BUT BY DEFAULT PEOPLE[/b]
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Re: The Test On My Lady Friend by Danielkelly: 12:50pm On Nov 24, 2021
Value them more. Because of its qualities stated above.

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