A woman overheard her husband praying:

"Father, I thank you my wife Mary. I also thank you for comfort, for peace, for joy, for grace, for favour...."

The woman on hearing these names, barged into her husband's room and angrily shouted:

"Daddy Akpan, who is joy? Who is favour? Who is peace? Who is grace? So you have the audacity to thank God for your extramarital affairs, abi?

Her husband shook his head and took a deep sigh.