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My First Time To Use A Condom by IamKizzbrown10(m): 10:01pm On Dec 04, 2021 |
MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3 condoms, looked at them curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them. The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a cond*om? Do you know how to put it on?'' I blushed and said,"No!" The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as an example. "This is how you wear it. You have to make sure its tight!'' I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an innnocent young man. She noticed how shy and confused I was. "You must be a virgin," she said teasingly. "Have you ever had s*ex?"... She asked.. l said, ''No!" Then she looked� around the shop; there was no one but just the two of us. She called me behind the counter, opened the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in. She quickly locked the door,told me to hurry up... "We don't have time!" She said. She pulled her short skirt up, her pa*nty down,opened her le*gs and layed her back on a table. Then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had told me. I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes there I Was right deep inside her w*et sweet flesh. ...... But Oh My God no, in just two minutes �inside it was just too much and I cum, aaa tsaaa tsaaa saaaa twii twii tsaaa ziii.!! The lady feels it too, she feels the hot fluid inside her,and asks me, ''Did you put the cond*om on like I told you?" "Yes I did. Just like you told me!" I replied. She says, ''Lets see�!" (I showed �her) "Oh sh*it!" she screamed. "You are supposed to wear it on your PEN*IS not your THUMB, you fo*ol...!!!.. . That's how I became a dad I am off to buy pampers Please how much is Pampers In your area..am looking for cheap one JOIN MY TELEGRAM CHANNEL HERE TO READ MORE FUNNY ROMATICS JOKES ����� https:///kizzbrowntv 1 Like |
Re: My First Time To Use A Condom by Bigredmachine: 10:02pm On Dec 04, 2021 |
Ok |
Re: My First Time To Use A Condom by Nobody: 10:21pm On Dec 04, 2021 |
Lols |
Re: My First Time To Use A Condom by Vinnie2000(m): 10:24pm On Dec 04, 2021 |
Lolsss.. Very Funny Story! You guys are damn Mad! |
Re: My First Time To Use A Condom by Nobody: 10:51pm On Dec 04, 2021 |
Ewo!!! 1 Like
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Re: My First Time To Use A Condom by errigdee: 6:48am On Dec 05, 2021 |
lol funny |
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