ChineduObinna:


Omo how the beard matter dey be ?

Easy matter, bro...send me WhatsApp from my signature

Some cases are like that bro,even worse.My Dad's younger brother left Nigeria for Italy while I was still a toddler.He finally came back last year after 36years with nothing. No Jokes.
Uncle drove their late father's Old 230 benz vboot to my house and I was wondering what happened.
Uncle told me he had to go and fix the car to be driving it about that he suffered in Italy and virtually came back with nothing.
Uncle say make we help am abeg,e say make I help am talk to my dad to help am start up something,after everything Uncle say if I fit help am with 1k to fuel the car because e fit off at any moment,I just weak.According to him,he has grown up children littered every where in Italy but they refused to trace their roots back to Nigeria and he doesn't have a good relationship with them.
I just deleted his number from my phone immediately left.

No be every abroad be abroad

Reasons not to go to north Cyprus to work or study! Read https://www.nairaland.com/1902723/reasons-not-go-north-cyprus

wtf man
Encourage him to go East or south....I'd prefer south tho...

Make I enter Lebanon fess

Na mumu de worry many of them.

You get up to one million. You can't figure a decent business to do you go use am buy visa. Nigeria weh easy die to do business. Average Nigerian na mugu weh just de form know know. Once get going you are gone. You can easily konk thier head for business once you know small pass them. It's allowed. You can Dodge tax, start without registrations. Busically do anything. Just you, your i.q. and small ogbolor for mouth.


Western world don advance even if you are educated you still belike like village boy weh come Lagos relatively. Na just for your eye you think say you sharp. For theirs you are just a migrant from Africa bowl in hand. Them don see your kind tire.

AngelicBeing:
A lizard in Nigeria cannot be a crocodile in Australia, Canada, North Cyprus, Central Cyprus, or anywhere on planet earth

Your logic is very true.
It is important to note that Lizards all over the world have different sizes, and their size crucially determines their position on the food chain.

So Basically, while an African Lizard will retain its normal position in Africa, it will be typically bigger than it's Canadian counterparts, which could move it up some ranks on the food chain in Canada. Therefore your saying can be readjusted to this;

A common Lizard in Africa, is an Alpha Lizard in Canada, Cyprus or Australia (although Australia is a different case).

Bigpundit:
You can turn 80k into 1.2million naira in 8 weeks!

Please visit the link below to read the thread before calling me a Scammer!
https://www.nairaland.com/6883245/2-odds-investment-make-1.2million

And please visit the thread only if you are into betting or understand how betting works.

You will thank me later!

Idiotic scammer. You know how 80k can be turned into 1.2 million and you are coming here to tell us. Why don't you pack all your family members and ask them all to borrow 80k each and then you use your tried and true method to get them 1.2m? Oloshi.

ukboi:

the person brainwashing you doesn't want you to come to UK

Ode I first visited the UK in 1995 before you were born. Me and you no be mate.

What were expecting him to come back with oga. He ran in and the ran him out. Rehabilitate him he has seen a lot.

Exposescammers:
Please how is north Cyprus is it as bad as that. My brother came back after 5 years with nothing to show for his struggle. He couldn’t buy a car at all. Naso e bad reach for there? Anyone with similar experience or something to say about that island

Asides skoling it is an economic desert. If he came back with a certificate let him apply for jobs ASAP. They will take him.

Buliwyf:


Idiotic scammer. You know how 80k can be turned into 1.2 million and you are coming here to tell us. Why don't you pack all your family members and ask them all to borrow 80k each and then you use your tried and true method to get them 1.2m? Oloshi.

It is expected, thank you for the insult.

vickydevoka:

Exactly. If u are in u k u must be hard working if not forget it.

I tire for Nigerians. They think they’ll just enter any country and be catapulted to middle class as if the country citizens themselves na high class and middle class only. They’ll na come here and start ranting that some country better pass another country. When you gather 2M run go another country Dey expect manna from heaven, Wetin you expect? If you don’t have a plan, stay your country.

nairaman66:


The NORTH, always avoid it anywhere! North America, north Cyprus, north Nigeria, north etc!

Flee away from north!

What about North America's USA and Canada ?

Ireland,UK, Germany and Netherlands are Northern Europe

North can't be that bad

Anywhere attached with "north" no dey prosper, google am check

Bigpundit:
You can turn 80k into 1.2million naira in 8 weeks!

Please visit the link below to read the thread before calling me a Scammer!
https://www.nairaland.com/6883245/2-odds-investment-make-1.2million

And please visit the thread only if you are into betting or understand how betting works.

You will thank me later!

You don't need all these stories if you are legit. Just drop your booking code n whoever is interested would play it and believe me if it worked guys would appreciate you. All these your method is bullshit.

This is what happens when people want to “Japa” from, without understanding what they are Japa-ing (escaping ) to.

When they think nothing can be worse than where they are.

When they have an ignorant and/or idealistic picture of going abroad.

When they don’t realize that in 2021, the entire world is in a state of flux and there is really no easy country to live in, especially as an immigrant.

Not saying don’t migrate, but don’t leave your sense behind in the process.

Emmypure:
Why is anything associated with north always bad news.

Even the Bible said fear north.

Yeah like North America (US, Canada and Mexico).
Bible is right, terrible place.

But South Sudan and South America are paradise...

daddytime:
Place wey Borno State better pass?

Celebrate his coming back alive.

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#3k each..

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I’m currently in north Cyprus. This country is not fun to be in. Don’t let ur enemy come to Cyprus. Fucking expensive shit country. I entered here 3 months ago and I’m planing of coming back next year January if need be. A country that uses TURKISH LIRA and pays you in TURKISH LIRA but when you want to pay for house rent you pay in dollars and in pounds. Their currency is devalued now and their shops stops accepting TURKISH LIRA. Prices of things changed to dollars. I will advice anyone planning of come to north Cyprus to rethink. Most Nigeria guys are moving to south to seek for asylum. Mind you guys north and south Cyprus are not the same. North is purely Turkish and their language is purely Turkish and it’s not an European country. Don’t be mislead. South on the other hand is Greek speaking country and they are part of Europe. North is hell, as long as you are working and waiting and paying bills in north Cyprus, you can never achieve anything at home unless u are into fraud. North Cyprus is not a where you can sell drugs either so don’t even think u can come here to sell drugs. They are purely racist country. Also know you can’t pay one month house rent in north Cyprus. It’s 6months above with rent as high as 300$ above per month. Instead of coming to north Cyprus, use the money and go to Abuja and leave a comfortable life. Only people that makes it in Cyprus is Nigeria girls that comes for runs. A country where dog, cat and mosquito is higher than the citizen is north Cyprus. Nigeria mosquitoes they learn for where north Cyprus Dey ���

Blogolojj:
Interesting

Block this account mods or I'll report nairaland on all reportable platform .... are they paying you to post without ban?.. you block my account twice for nothing... Please people nairaland doesn't care about you they are money oriented...

Maybe he's not destined to make it there. Let him repackage himself and dtart new life. He should forget about the past. Another angle to this is that some people are jailed there and deported immediately after being released,hence such a person won't have anything. Try to help him out. He's not a failure. He just need to relax and restrategise.Most importantly,he should give his life to serve God.

nairaman66:


The NORTH, always avoid it anywhere! North America, north Cyprus, north Nigeria, north etc!

Flee away from north!

canada and USA are in north america

Some people just don't have sense. Northern Cyprus is under international embargo, only Turkey recognise it as a country, which means that any degree from that place won't be recognised outside Turkey and Northern Cyprus.

The country is so tiny, Only Oshodi is bigger than it in population. Yes its in Europe, but not Europe proper. Can't some people just read before jumping to an unknown country? Ignorance is expensive, and this is an example of it. I'll rather waste millions yearly, than waste five years of my life in an unknown country cut out of the outside world.

Sad thing is that in the desperation to say "I'm based in Europe", more Nigerians will still troop in there. The sad thing is that the country hates Nigerians. For example, all nationalities don't need a visa to enter North Cyprus for 90 days, except Nigerians, Syria and Armenia (Turkey's historical enemy).

Isn't it foolishness to spend years of your life paying for a degree that won't be recognised when you're done? Can one be consciously this foolish?

lyriclekidd:
Yahoo done hard like this, he probably made some money and spent it all there, thar Cyprus sef dy carry money go, especially those mgbekes for there. Anybody wey go north Cyprus na 2 work dem get, if na girl na ashawo, boy na yahoo. Minus the serious ones that actually went there to face school sha.

Baba na truth u talk jhaweer nothing for Cyprus na only Yahoo naija boys dey go do there

I get friend for there

Shellsploit:
Experience from a licenced penetration tester.

Hi i have wanted to enroll for ethical hacking so i can become a certified pentester but lacked the necessary info. Can u help? As per the cost, where i can do it, duration and everything i will need. I stay in Abuja

But e came with an accent? If no!

He came with his full lives

Exposescammers:
Please how is north Cyprus is it as bad as that. My brother came back after 5 years with nothing to show for his struggle. He couldn’t buy a car at all. Naso e bad reach for there? Anyone with similar experience or something to say about that island

He sha gained exposure he can apply to become the president of Nigeria who knows

Nigeria isn't easy with all your degrees and home advantage, how much more a place you enter without work permit and solid connection

People wey no get 24/7 electricity think they get voice for a country wey get electricity steady...Nigerians can be funny

specimenv:
Hi i have wanted to enroll for ethical hacking so i can become a certified pentester but lacked the necessary info. Can u help? As per the cost, where i can do it, duration and everything i will need. I stay in Abuja

Check out New horizons website. They have a learning centre in abuja. Cheers