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Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by mcdon024(m): 4:57pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
As seen Hello Mr David. Sometimes I feel like Killing my 4 yr old son. Since that child was born, I haven't been able to have Sex with my wife at home. He doesn't allow it. I am not joking. I have not had sex with my wife at home since his birth. We plan to have sex outside though. In hotels and on short trips during weekends, without the boy. But not in our own matrimonial bed. 4 yrs ago, I was anticipating my son's birth. Mr Dave, meeting my baby for the first time was one of the most memorable experiences of my life. Becoming his father was a big adjustment for me, but I did not know was also going to encounter unexplainable hatred for him in addition. He is always holding his mother's breast 3 months after the gift of fatherhood, it hit me that I wanted to resume having Sex with my wife. The urge was so Strong ,I wanted it ASAP.I discussed it with my wife and we were both on board. The moment we started kissing, he started crying. My wife had to move to him. That evening, when I tried removing my wife's underwear, he started to cry again. Ah. The thing bi say, the moment my wife attends to him, she totally forgets about me. The crying during attempted sex continued for a week. One day,I asked my wife not to mind him and rather let us have sex. She was a few seconds in giving me hot bj when BOOM, something fell. We rushed to check and it was our baby. He had fallen from his court. He cried so hard; my testosterone level dropped from 9 to-2055. My libido dipped for 4 months straight. I went on a guilt trip because I thought it was my fault. When he was 6 months old, I tried to have sex again with my wife in our bedroom. The moment the baby sensed his mother's vibe with me, he started his drama. We locked our bedroom door. But he stopped us 5 minutes later. He swallowed a coin and almost died. The evil boy has swallowed or tried swallowing TV remote battery, pins, crayons, buttons, pepper, broken glass, wood, metals etc. just to prevent me from having Sęx with his mother. He broke my TV when he was 2 yrs, cut himself with the knife to bleed, turned on the gas cooker and almost lit a match. In a nutshell Mr Dave, I am tired of practicing patience with that evil child.I don't know what to do. Now that he goes to school, I still can't have sex with my wife at home because our phones ring and it's his teachers. Anytime we want to have s he collapses at school or swallows something sharp and bleeds.Am I the only parent with such a child? Help push to FP the person might be here looking forward to your advices.. |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by habsydiamond(m): 5:00pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Op.. Welldone.. Ur write up is too good to be true. Just like one Indian movie wey I watch years back. Hope u didn't beg for ur son from one of ur village shrines.. E never spoil try taking him for deliverance that's if u think he's possessed. 7 Likes |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by chatinent: 5:01pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Can a fool be wise? 2 Likes |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Ebubechuwku(m): 5:02pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
This Op dey vex me.... ![]() ![]() ![]() Una just waste my precious time ontop trash 4 Likes |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by dawnomike(m): 5:05pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Yhis is hilarious... I don't want to believe it. 3 Likes |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Nobody: 5:06pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
2022 is fast approaching, una no go stop all dis una mumu mumu fabu stories? ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Nobody: 6:39pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Beta get rid of him b4 he stopss u ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by BigDawsNet: 6:56pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
mcdon024: Don't be upset with you son because of absence of sex... Just try and keep the boy at the daycare And have a better sex You can do this as much as you both need it |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Petoski7: 7:20pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Bro WTF?..Am really trying hard to believe this but wtf?. Is this mere coincidence or some kind of spiritual shit? ![]() E be like say that boy evil oo |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by MufasaLion: 7:27pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Bullshit! Concocted shit by a bored guy. 2 Likes |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Lilsameey: 7:29pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Nigeria don scatter. |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Benbisco(f): 7:32pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Ebubechuwku: Waste person time and the data wey we use read the crap. I dey vex now sef. 3 Likes |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by yorubarere: 7:39pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Op na fake story but thanks for making me laugh out for this harsh economy ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Godada(m): 8:08pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
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Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Isaacpromise1(m): 8:36pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Damn funny …… haven’t laughed like I just did for a while! Choose a day for your next adventure; buy the boy favorite drink and put enough sleeping pills make sure he drinks it all; as for your wife buy correct viagra for her too …… BOOM!!! the floor is yours! |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by dan9ice(m): 8:46pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
At least make we laff small Bubu done do us strong thing |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Nicepoker(m): 8:57pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Selfish man. Carry the boy along may be as spectator. |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Ihuomanice1(f): 9:05pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
You better tell your son what you want to do with his mother , I guess he will understand you and give you a breathing space for it..... Than you stealing it� 1 Like |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Nobody: 9:05pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Almost believed. . Buh the story appears to be true. . |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by okoroemeka(m): 9:07pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
MufasaLion:haahaaa!!looks very likely a fictional story,I don't believe a woman would want sex and a baby will deprive him that,she will give the baby cough syrup or piriton the baby will sleep off like a baby and allow the adults to entertain themselves |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by MufasaLion: 9:09pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
okoroemeka: Right! |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by ObiOkpor(m): 10:24pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Ihuomanice1:He is now stealing what he paid for?� ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Zico777(m): 10:29pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
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Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Truvelisback(m): 10:41pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Baby's day out Movie. 1 Like |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by OKOATA(m): 12:10am On Dec 10, 2021 |
Force an ounce of colorado or cocaine into his mouth or nostril and watch the evil child sleep off for weeks or even months sef. 1 Like |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Ihuomanice1(f): 10:09am On Dec 15, 2021 |
ObiOkpor:Before nko..... Maybe is what the man did too |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Pumpumking: 10:13am On Dec 15, 2021 |
mcdon024: kaiiiii..brother any way i can help sir? ![]() |
Re: Help I Haven't Had Sex With My Wife Since The Birth Of My Son by Lordedifice1: 12:51pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
I laugh Made up stories Wow what a good writer ![]() |
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