peter8535:
If i no go church 2dy...@dodo na u causem

Haha Boss

Hungerbadoo:
Make i no hear say the origin finish before i land oo

E choke but come with 2 crates

First Sunday Service in the Nee Church Building
Church service in session:

Choir:

BabaGod, I believe you, i beleive everything wey you say, as you talk am o, you go do am o Baba God I beleive you.

Nobody fit big like my Godiiio
Nobody fit be like my Godiio
Nobody pass my Goddio
Nobody fit cheat my Godio

Oya sarewagbor let me show you,
If you never know make i yarn you,
Oba ni m ijo ota mi’ngbe mu
Bimoshen mujo mi o memu.

Everyday all the way i give praise to the lord
God e dey e noor dey fail his blessings no dey late i oo

Ma joo mayoor majoo this na gospel vibes

Ah emi koor olorun ni oooo


So the lead choir led the praise songs, big man songs, songs that were soft to move to in a rhythmic no stress way, sons that were not too hard on the rich people that lined up in the front seats of the such so they could see the swagger Boi pastor. Abi dem dey wyne. From outside the church building, i swear you gon thing, they played songs from an mp3 cd. My type of church. The keeper is here. Codedly, i even added “the keeper” under my name.

Pastor James
Genersal Overseer
A.k.a
The Keeper.

So my church too referred to me as the keeper as, if someone was sick and they brought him before me, they’ll say, Papa, (young boi naim dem dey call papa lol)

So

“Papa, this woman has been chair ridden for 8 years, she can’t walk and can’t seem to stand on her legs.

They bring the woman before me, i look her in the eyes from where I’m standing, i act like I’m very serious and kinda concerned. They put a mic to her mouth, and i ask her:

Pst James Aka the keeper:
Woman!!! (Then i tell a lie because why, i know i have the powers to make her walk. But i need to create a story around he situation to awe the church/congregation)

your inlaw is behind tour predicament. The enemy is within!!

Your husband’s mother is not happy that your husband bought you a car (i know this because i can see it, i have the powers to envision things that has happened before in a persons life just by looking at them)

Lame Woman:
Yes yes yes Pastor!! Yes Pastor!!

Me:
And you keep having dreams about her??

Lame Woman:
Yes yes pastor..

Me:
and your husband, (then i pause for short) where is your husband? Is your husband here?

Woman:
Yes pastor..

Me:
I mean is he in this gathering??

Woman:
Yes Yes Pastor.

Then the husband starts running from wherever he is to the front of the altar.

(Continues in a bit).

We see it happening live everywhere around the world...ride on bro.

next pls

Following both stories bumper-to-bumper. More knowledge and more ink to your pen i pray.

Bukolaberry:
After update

heave u reed my litrature book best selleir book call can u toast salad? is out in the plublick for sell. can i send i a copies & can i have yor nomba please hurry?

Mad ooo!

MrCork:




heave u reed my litrature book best selleir book call can u toast salad? is out in the plublick for sell. can i send i a copies & can i have yor nomba please hurry?

Are you normal atall?

amzee:

Are you normal atall?

son cant u see am tryin to toast babe bukolaberry...pliss go bakto bed or go & play wit lego toy sir!!(no oofeinse)

MrCork:


son cant u see am tryin to toast babe bukolaberry...pliss go bakto bed or go & play wit lego toy sir!!(no oofeinse)

Happy toasting oo

Everything u narrated in the live of a broke Yahoo oy is almost 100 real, like you had the first hand experience and survived it, now this

Your imagination is wild and sharp, keep it up brother, you are doing well, smoke some parcel of Canadian loud in my name comrade

Dodoatirice Baba you da always deliver


Twale

Gadafii:
Everything u narrated in the live of a broke Yahoo oy is almost 100 real, like you had the first hand experience and survived it, now this

Your imagination is wild and sharp, keep it up brother, you are doing well, smoke some parcel of Canadian loud in my name comrade

Haha thanks and for sure

Twelvedemon12:
Dodoatirice Baba you da always deliver


Twale

Evening Baba

Dodoatirice you are covered.

dodo peperempe thanks for the update, you want to open another cancaworm that's fighting against the body of Christ hmmmmm I dey with you miracle everywhere.

Husband runs along to the fine altar area, i look at him, and i ask him

Me:
Where’s your mother?

Husband:
She’s in the village

Me:
I’m going to heal your wife, but bring your mother to the church!!! The Holy Soirits wsnts to have an encounter with her. Do you hear me??

Husband:
Yes pastor, thank you Daddy.

Me:
(Facing the woman)
Le shakiobobo manduzick mack zukaberg,
Elo Elo shinndara Banto linka
I command every stagnant demon in you life to leave and be cast into pigs. As it is written in Matthew 8:28-34) He said to them, “Go!” So the demons came out and went into the pigs, and whole herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and died. I command ye spirit of stagnancy this very moment, come out and go look for a herd of sheep so that you may posses them and have them die in the steep bank of the lake. Then in my mind i backed it up with one of the brotherhood lines that processed ever command you gave.

All these while, the whole chirch had been silent and they all gave rapt attention to the miracle.. the church, a circus, myself, ring master.. the lady who needed miracle and her husband , circus animals for experimenting. Pepl in the church wnted to see signs, but i will make sure they get wonders as an extra package.


So at that point, thoughts in my mind while i was speaking to the demon:

Abawon ni ti esu. I then did an awkward dance around the said woman and gave her one hot slap on the neck.. wahii. She crashed on the floor as the slap was too sudden to her. One minute she laid there immobile. Then i touched her on the fore head and she came to life again. And this time Walk!! I said and walk she did!! Church went into a frenzy..

wow thanks

We die here

next pls, the mack zukaberg caught my attention

Praise Da Lord!!
The whole church at that moment stooped looking up at God in that moment of signs snd wonder. But they focused their attention on me and looked in awe.

Me:
This is thenLords doing. Hehehehehheehheheheheheheehheheheehehehhe
Woman i say walk, jump, roll, dance, the King fo Kings has healed you today…

Le sharababa sanmboribobo rhamani Jhago
Mutuli sandaka simorantoni eloh eloh maradonani

I touch the womans husband on his head, he falls yakata to the floor, he himself thinks he’s fallen under the anointing. But my touch had been infused with temporary dizziness that ran at a timeout. Na work wey i don do for my handkerchief because i had no time to be delaying. I’d touch my handkerchief, then anyone i touch your papa must fall..

People want signs and wonders. E plenty for my arsenal yakata.

And because of these miraculous works, church respected me alot and whenever i preached, they always paid rapt attention.
Now one of the things that made my chirch more interesting was the way i preached and interpreted the word of God with the use of slangs and vulgar words. And that in itself was a different controversial topic.



Me:
Nigha, you have to stay guided.. you have to be steadfast in these thing,

Be stead fast in your prayers
In your faith,
In your Christian life

As well as you need to be watchful.
Ehn ehn, the world doesn’t like you
Ehn ehn, they world aint give a shit about you.
From the day you were born,
Everyone be out to get you so you have to be watchful
In your homes, with friends, in your family, in your buisness, among work associates and whatever connection that takes you from point a to point b.

Imagine, Even Judas had to sell Jesus out.
Inagine, that niggar get mind..

The werey dey carry father Jesus trabaiye wtf??
Judas iscariot don go smoke Egyptian iggboo.. if not
How person go carry savior sell?? Na saviour cheap like that??

(Church erupted into laughter)

No seriously.

(I then walked from the area of the altar that i stood and went to one woman who always sat elegantly in the front.. (the richest in the church currently)

Abi mummy, shebi yo u read that part in your bible right??

(She gestures okay by nodding her head in a rhtymic way as response chai rich people)

Peter!!!!!! Even Peter sef done smoke mkpulumiri, the werey tokk say Him no dey hang with the saviour 3 fucking times.. ajeh.. Jesus try chai..

next pls

Dodos abeg drop another one..abeg

Some pastor coming to my head while reading this hmm �

Abeg I just got glued to this 30mins ago..now am here...
Plzzzz update ooooo

No b small thing!

Happy Birthday @ bukolaberry

Chai

Bukolaberry:
wow thanks

long life in good health... Bukkyberry!