TheKingsmann:
The way he disrespects people on here, he must be banned, how can someone be a troll for more than 10 years? don't he have anything to do with his life? even others dat were clowning everywhere back then have move on, let him move on too and get a life

NitrogenBomb:
Please this will be abit lengthy and direct and please don’t mind my errors. This isn’t joke and I’m so serious here please. I met my current babe early this year, Infact few days after Valentine day in School. We both in the university.

We both in our Early 20s and I’m just older than her with 2 years. We got talking and I noticed she liked me. Anyways we got dating but my intention was to have a taste of the honeypot like 4 times and take off because I noticed she got a banker who is rich and doing well on the Island, He should be around 40 if I guess right and also some other guys and sugar Daddies inclusive.

She’s also from a rich home too and her Dad is into Bereau De Change. Personally I’m not doing bad financially as I do some Project Jobs with an IT firm on the Island as a Casual staff and I can afford some basic things to an extent, but she’s doing financially better than me because of Her Guy, Dad and other Contacts.

I have never been in a relationship for over 6 months, infact once I sleep with a girl I just move on to the next one. But since I slept with this my current babe, I won’t lie since that day till date I couldn’t get over her. Infact it seems I’m liking her the more. She’s Pretty with a very massive ass( honestly I have never seen a ass soo big and that’s what attracted me to her and her honeypot is the sweetest I have ever tasted, don’t know what she put there. I have asked her severally, but she just laughs over it).

One day she told me she has noticed I want to leave her because of her lifestyle but I won’t be able to leave. She clearly told me that I have no Idea who she is and that she doesn’t sleep with a guy for money but just for fun and money can’t keep her.

Truth is, She doesn’t even demand money from me, but instead she wants to be giving me money always, which I don’t like. She told me it’s only when she wants a guy to go, that’s when she will let him go. I notice even her rich guy in Lagos still calls to beg her most times and sends her lots of money atimes.

While in school there was a time I stayed in her Crib and noticed some fetish stuffs in her bathroom. Anyways I took it with a pinch of salt because I’m irreligious and don’t believe in those things, but I’m beginning to think otherwise because I don’t understand what’s happening to me again.

The last time I broke up with her, I found myself going to beg her after two days and she was laughing and saying I won’t go anywhere and I won’t even know when I will put a ring on her finger that she has already chosen me because I have lots of prospects and a future. Infact since I started sleeping with her, other girls don’t enter my eyes anymore. As funny as this sounds, I really want to break away from this girl, but I don’t know how. She always call Water mother when talking atimes. Please Help NLders. I really wanna break away from her.

SmellingAnus:
a troll that adds humour to what he does.... People already live very serious lives outside nairaland, so nairaland may just be another means to unwind... Anyway sha, I understand some persons will always be misunderstood.... I too misunderstood him some years ago on this platform ...

TheKingsmann:
I honestly don't have anything bad against him whatsoever, but he should know his limits, I felt so angry when he told a married lady that he wants to have bluefilm with her, if you were a female would u have love such joke? like I said earlier there are some limits to some things, he can have the liberty to clown around , no one gives a damn but telling someone that's married that he will pay her to have sexual intercourse with her is way bad

RoyalBlu you are free now, I guess he has been banned by the mods already.

TheKingsmann:
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RoyalBlu you are free now, I guess the pumpumking has been banned by the mods already.

TheKingsmann:
The way he disrespects people on here, he must be banned, how can someone be a troll for more than 10 years? don't he have anything to do with his life? even others dat were clowning everywhere back then have move on, let him move on too and get a life

NitrogenBomb:


I will not, just that sometimes I don’t know what I’m doing.

TheKingsmann:
I honestly don't have anything bad against him whatsoever, but he should know his limits, I felt so angry when he told a married lady that he wants to have bluefilm with her, if you were a female would u have love such joke? like I said earlier there are some limits to some things, he can have the liberty to clown around , no one gives a damn but telling someone that's married that he will pay her to have sexual intercourse with her is way bad

RoyalBlu you are free now, I guess the pumpumking has been banned by the mods already.

My brother. so was the deal wit u & Royalblu? are u fokin her sir or u juss friend sir? ....pls let me no so i can movvvvin sir!! (REAL TALK))

Pumpumking:



My brother. so was the deal wit u & Royalblu? are u fokin her sir or u juss friend sir? ....pls let me no so i can movvvvin sir!! (REAL TALK))