1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

10) you know what your right
Sometimes when the women tells you that in a argument then she just trying to shut you up and cut you off.

@ Advocator, Lovely post, Cant stop laughing, Exactly true of all the women i know

Well quite funny but I don't really recognize myself in it, oh yes maybethis "5 minutes" lol anyway if you want us to be on top you need to be patient.

Wow! Livedit is going to have to agree with a majority of what you wrote. You broke it down. As iice stated, whenever I use "whatever", it usually means just that or "okay".

I totally agree wit d poster. "Whatever" is another way for saying "I don't giv a ish" or "To hell wit u". I find it extremely annoyin.

11. LOVE

when a woman says she luv u sorry u re a mugu and she luv ur MONEY.

@poster
now, this is a man after my heart, he'd always get it right! No more stunned, suffering, frustrated, exasperating, ''What do women want''

You watch way too much white people TV. I don't know one black chick who pulls that lame ass passive aggressive ish.

How are these words ~DEADLY~?

Jackasilous anuofia

REALITY101:

How are these words ~DEADLY~?

ever heard of catchy titles
he probably meant the implications of those words, he's still on the right track

iice:

I use whatever but i mean it in the okay e don do. I don dey bored, no talk again.

@ topic
i am guilty of most of them

Then you need a therapist

find me one

OP you're very right. I know a babe that is guilty of ALL of them. 

mukina2:

find me one

You got one here already NL friendship discount.

OAM4J:

OP you very right. I know a babe that is guilty of ALL of them.

Me too