She is planning on how she will visit me.. All the way from jos to east.. Its been 3 years of our relationship. . Only calling and chatting. Now she has decended to visit me and i don't knw which lia i will tell my people.


Pls help a brother. What will i tell my people in case they ask me...


i love her, and she love me too. I have even concluded that i will marry this girl. She has been tellin me that no one has love her the way i did..

PLS HELP ME, WHICH LIA I GO TELL MY PEOPLE

Comrade you never wise this 2022


Why you allow this mindset follow you enter naaaa

Your people won’t ask you. We don’t unnecessarily ask for people’s ages except she’s looking really old.

Three years of chatting and calling? Na d girl wan marry you. No be you wan marry her.

This is 2022

Ohh Lord, make us get sense this year

Only calling and chatting. Now she has decended to visit me and i don't knw which lia i will tell my people

she is 2 years olden than me, thou i love her, and she love me too. I have even concluded that i will marry this girl

Three years of dating and you are still living with your people and planning how to marry her?

Chief, it's well.

Let her come. She means no harm. Maybe after two years of her staying and she conceiving three kids, you'll understand better.

By then, the veins coming out from your hands due to the heavy menial jobs you'll be doing will be enough to wire Badagry.

Dem say all road leading to Ohafia far no mean say people no dey go there! Be ready for marriage before claiming you are man enough.

I don't want to hear my wife this and that on Nairaland. Get sense. Onye gbara awo okwu nyere ya lift.

TeddyJammy:
She is planning on how she will visit me.. All the way from jos to east.. Its been 3 years of our relationship. . Only calling and chatting. Now she has decended to visit me and i don't knw which lia i will tell my people.


Pls help a brother. What will i tell my people in case they ask me...


she is 2 years olden than me, thou i love her, and she love me too. I have even concluded that i will marry this girl. She has been tellin me that no one has love her the way i did..

PLS HELP ME!

Help you with what exactly?

This one is still simping around. This is a new year and you've refused to change!

She's obviously coming over so you can bang her na which kind advice you need again? Take her to an hotel and bang her there na

U already know what to do.

Beebah2000:
U already know what to do.

. . Guy man like me. I jux wanna hear some advice. . ,

TeddyJammy:



. . Guy man like me. I jux wanna hear some advice. . ,

Really?



Is it what I'm thinking??



Wait......Jos.....?



Something is not adding up here.... I thought......it seems you or a particular somebody has been whining yourself or herself or yourselves or what exactly is happening like this??

Lodge her in any Police station close to your house

Accommodation is free there , your folks won’t know what’s up

Go and rent hotel now dating for 3years and calling eweh emi ika ti oo da , one month is okay

WAHALA FOR WHO NO GET TEETH TO CHEW MEAT.

GoodHardDick:
This one is still simping around. This is a new year and you've refused to change!

She's obviously coming over so you can bang her na which kind advice you need again? Take her to an hotel and bang her there na

TeddyJammy has started dropping ........ Teddy lines again...... Maybe he's trying to.........



TeddyJammy..... what kind of advice are you finding ....... you didn't ask for advice when you were chatting with Miss XYZ.. towards getting her to your house so that you will complete your ambition....now you're asking .....is it for Bleep styles abi what kind of manifestation is this on another day of twists and turns?



Tell her to come and see me instead if you don't know what to do abi which method of communication do I use?


Should I use equations in Chemistry or laws in Mathematics??





Maybe, we need to apply the Da Vinci code..... Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Vishnu and Mother Mary....



I don't know how else to put it.......

fati2001:
WAHALA FOR WHO NO GET TEETH TO CHEW MEAT.

Do you think life makes sense?

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HellVictorinho3:




Do you think life makes sense?

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Is this Op normal?

chatinent:


Three years of dating and you are still living with your people and planning how to marry her?

Chief, it's well.

Let her come. She means no harm. Maybe after two years of her staying and she conceiving three kids, you'll understand better.

By then, the veins coming out from your hands due to the heavy menial jobs you'll be doing will be enough to wire Badagry.

Dem say all road leading to Ohafia far no mean say people no dey go there! Be ready for marriage before claiming you are man enough.

I don't want to hear my wife this and that on Nairaland. Get sense. Onye gbara awo okwu nyere ya lift.

Something is ....... somehow...16 years old...... Blood of Elijah!...... I must be getting my Mathematics ..is it wrong.... maybe I need to check my calculations again...



Ok.... it's time to watch another scene in this drama called life.....as in ..,.. this one pass ..thriller.... this is reality.

fati2001:
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Do it again....

HellVictorinho3:




Really?



Is it what I'm thinking??



Wait......Jos.....?



Something is not adding up here.... I thought......it seems you or a particular somebody has been whining yourself or herself or yourselves or what exactly is happening like this??

Skreeeek..



Boom dat my niiqqar.


WTH..!! MAN?



Tsk-tsk..


I'm Outta here mehn.. WTH..?

TeddyJammy:
She is planning on how she will visit me.. All the way from jos to east.. Its been 3 years of our relationship. . Only calling and chatting. Now she has decended to visit me and i don't knw which lia i will tell my people.


Pls help a brother. What will i tell my people in case they ask me...


i love her, and she love me too. I have even concluded that i will marry this girl. She has been tellin me that no one has love her the way i did..

PLS HELP ME, WHICH LIA I GO TELL MY PEOPLE

How old are you
Do you have your own apartment
How's ur account balance


If you pass those questions... Invite her

Use protection pls...
Unless you ready to marry

Goodluck

TeddyJammy:




Skreeeek..



Boom dat my niiqqar.


WTH..!! MAN?



Tsk-tsk..


I'm Outta here mehn.. WTH..?

You tell me what's happening....... I wonder ...

Jamesbiodun:
Go and rent hotel now dating for 3years and calling eweh emi ika ti oo da , one month is okay

skreeeek..


WTH..?


Damn.. Niiiiqqa. What tha hell are u sayin?

TeddyJammy:
She is planning on how she will visit me.. All the way from jos to east.. Its been 3 years of our relationship. . Only calling and chatting. Now she has decended to visit me and i don't knw which lia i will tell my people.


Pls help a brother. What will i tell my people in case they ask me...


i love her, and she love me too. I have even concluded that i will marry this girl. She has been tellin me that no one has love her the way i did..

PLS HELP ME, WHICH LIA I GO TELL MY PEOPLE

Don't take my question the wrong way but how old are you, please?

HellVictorinho3:




TeddyJammy has started dropping ........ Teddy lines again...... Maybe he's trying to.........



TeddyJammy..... what kind of advice are you finding ....... you didn't ask for advice when you were chatting with Miss XYZ.. towards getting her to your house so that you will complete your ambition....now you're asking .....is it for Bleep styles abi what kind of manifestation is this on another day of twists and turns?



Tell her to come and see me instead if you don't know what to do abi which method of communication do I use?


Should I use equations in Chemistry or laws in Mathematics??





Maybe, we need to apply the Da Vinci code..... Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Vishnu and Mother Mary....



I don't know how else to put it.......

What Tha Heck..! Are u sayin?


Boom that my niiiiqqa. . Dafuq wronq with u?


TSR-TSR..



Damn.. WTH.. I'm Outta here mehn..

BigDawsNet:


How old are you Do you have your own apartment How's ur account balance

If you pass those questions... Invite her
Use protection pls... Unless you ready to marry
Goodluck

BOOM.. My niiiiqa. .

One of the most relevant comment here..

Nice idea brotherly

Skreeeek..!!

TeddyJammy:




What Tha Heck..! Are u sayin?


Boom that my niiiiqqa. . Dafuq wronq with u?


TSR-TSR..



Damn.. WTH.. I'm Outta here mehn..

Me trying to figure you out....... like damn.... I give up...... you cannot be calculated.

Opeyemiextra:
Don't take my question the wrong way but how old are you, please?

WTH..?


A Niiiiqqa will be 26 dix year.


Tsk-Tsk.. WTH.. ?

TeddyJammy:



BOOM.. My niiiiqa. .


One of the most relevant comment here..


Nice idea brotherly


Skreeeek..!!

I don't really think those things are meant for anyone to teach you but what do I know...... such is life..... attraction happens by chance and that means you may not have certain things put in place when the attraction happens.......



But if you're certain of the preparedness of Miss XYZ,why the thread.......?

TeddyJammy:



WTH..?



A Niiiiqqa will be 26 dix year.



Tsk-Tsk.. WTH.. ?

Jesus!


Mohammed!


Budda!





My calculations are far from the truth......... celebrate your passionate moments ........ I have no idea what's happening.....




But I will keep assessing .....

HellVictorinho3:






Me trying to figure you out....... like damn.... I give up...... you cannot be calculated.

WTF.. You tryin to fiqure a niiiiqqa?


u can't fiqure me my niiiqi..


Bro boom dat..


WTH..?


Skreeeek

TeddyJammy:




WTF.. You tryin to fiqure a niiiiqqa?


u can't fiqure me my niiiqi..


Bro boom dat..


WTH..?


Skreeeek

In this case,.... it means you're not being sincere/transparent...



I'm taking note of your lack of straightforwardness.