Ofodirinwa:
How come Nigerian journalists, who never leave their laptop and father's living room, always have detailed confessions whenever an Igbo 'suspect' is 'caught'?

Do the police call the bloggers/journalists and put the phone on speak while said 'suspect' starts vomiting information?
do the police get this direct quotes, then start DMing bloggers with the quote?


The minute anyone in Nigeria sees a handcuff the next thing that comes out of their mouth is "We kidnap people to take control of oil, our leader is a native doctor, he lives in Enugu, he has a wife and 2 children, he supports Man U but he used to supposed Chelsea, his blood type is O, he is a virgin, I am a cannibal, Nnamdi Kanu sent me"

even pictures is always present

Abdul05:
still human flesh eaters...

Just like the suya prepared by nothern almajiris from vultures and dead bodies.