Crazy Definitions!
                                     
Here is how the game is played. I have started first. I have given an example. Now you continue like I did.  Use any word you understand and define it in a personal, insightful, informative, sentimental and hilarious way.
This game is going to be real fun.  Try it. it doesn't have to be as much as mine


You can make comments on the funny definitions of other and then add your own

School: Is a place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life  with a promise that you will die rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It’s an agreement between two persons, whereby a man loses his Bachelor’s degree and a woman obtains her Masters.

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Professors define 'kiss'

*Prof. of Economics*

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.

*Prof. of Accountancy *

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

*Prof. of Algebra*

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

*Prof. of Geometry*

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

*Prof. of Physics*

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

*Prof. of Chemistry*

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

*Prof. of Zoology*

Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

*Prof. of Physiology*

Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of
contraction.

*Prof. of Dentistry*

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

*Prof. of Philosophy*

Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for
the old.

*Prof. of English*

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper,
it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

*Prof. of Architecture*

Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

*Prof. of Computer Science*

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

Prof. of Art*

Kiss is the synchronous stroke of twain moistly veiled lips blended as one exhibiting a kinetic portrait

Government is a system where  followers  expect gains and leaders expect more gain for their investment too.

LOL is a term use for exposing your 32 teeth.

32 is used to exhibit complete dentition whether from the heart or from the backside,  I'm yet to fathom

Lol,a man could be defined as a three legged statue

A woman could be defined as a two-legged creature with an ass-hole.

A bird could be defined as something that flies without a destination ''sometimes'' though.

Dish Rag is the thing that gets dirty to keep others clean.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Aeroplane: A flying room

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the lecturer’s to the notes of the students without any of them passing through the mind of the other.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Pounded yam - Naija missile

Food - Things sentenced to death

Love - an emotion that certifies you as idiotic, stupid and a pushover

Low waist jeans: A device for stylishly displaying butt cracks.

Sorry! I added this late u can also make comments on the funny definitions of other and then make ur own definition

Lord_Reed:

Low waist jeans: A device for stylishly displaying butt cracks.

@Lord Reed is the butt crack now some backside cleavage?


Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Diplomacy: the art of doing and saying the nastiest thing in the nisest way.

Tact - a way of telling you to "go to hell", and you'll actually be looking forward to the trip.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Co-ck-tail party - A party in which no co-ck tail is served. Not surprised, no meat in the tail of a co-ck after all.

Girl - [b]G[/b]host [b]I[/b]n [b]R[/b]eal [b]L[/b]ife

Miser:A person who lives poor so that he can die rich !

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Walahi: A deceitful way of saying na lie!

Marriage: an institution where single people want to get in and married couples want to get out

Less is more: for maximum effect convey minimum effort

Chicken: that bird which refuses to fly,and refuses to be a chick(girl) toh bad!

Women: A hairy bank (for men) where mutiple deposit and credit is allowed with no withdrawal slip on sight. i.e depositor have neither a right of withdrawal nor that of claim. (An Aron)

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Goldieluks:

Chicken: that bird which refuses to fly,and refuses to be a chick(girl) toh bad!

i wish i understand this,

Br[i]e[/i]ast: A natural device for dispensing milk.

Father: A banker provided by nature who gives without interest and expects no returns.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early, the owner of glory and distributor of blames.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after election.

Sychophants: Friends in prosperity, and prosperity alone.

integrity-- saying the truth to yourself

honesty-- saying the truth to others