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Did You Pass Your Jamb by chumakk: 9:23am On Jun 18, 2011
For those who do not know what JAMB is, It's the University matriculation Examination in Nigeria.

it's popularly known as "UTME".

Did you pass or how many times you write cool What is the mark grin

Is bad or good experience angry sad cheesy Let's rewind our brain for today only smiley
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by chumakk: 9:47am On Jun 18, 2011
None of you guys wrote Jamb
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by EfemenaXY: 3:11pm On Jun 18, 2011
**Yawns. . .** undecided
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by Goldieluks: 3:24pm On Jun 18, 2011
what is jamb?
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by EfemenaXY: 3:26pm On Jun 18, 2011
^^ he means a door jamb grin
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by bright007(f): 3:50pm On Jun 18, 2011
Efemena_xy:

**Yawns. . .** undecided
**abeg cover ur mouth**
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by oladayo042: 6:13pm On Jun 18, 2011
bright007:

**abeg cover your mouth**
yawn dey travel over the cyberspace?
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by EfemenaXY: 9:46pm On Jun 18, 2011
bright007:

**abeg cover your mouth**

Lol!! Leave me jor - oya come help me close am grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

oladayo042:

yawn dey travel over the cyberspace?

My dear - in this day 'n age. . .anything's possible! cheesy
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by chumakk: 3:37am On Jun 19, 2011
The joke section is one disorganized group i have ever been undecided undecided I asked a question but it is turned into

I see that none of you guys wrote jamb. Professional jokers grin grin
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by EfemenaXY: 10:56am On Jun 19, 2011
^^ I'll take that as a compliment! grin grin grin

Something sounds creaky here. . .

er. . .d'you need to replace your door jamb though?? tongue
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by chumakk: 12:23pm On Jun 19, 2011
Goldieluks:

what is jamb?

For those who do not know what JAMB is, It's the University matriculation Examination in Nigeria.

it's popularly known as "UTME".

do i repeat it again angry sad
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by EfemenaXY: 12:38pm On Jun 19, 2011
No.

So, is the reason you ask - because you er. . .

need to replace your door jamb?

I can recommend a good carpenter for you if you like? lipsrsealed
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by bright007(f): 2:09pm On Jun 19, 2011
**lame,deaf,crippled,blind,epileptic,anaemic $ dumb thread.
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by EfemenaXY: 3:47pm On Jun 19, 2011
lol!!

but you're still here now grin grin
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by StudioCFR(m): 3:56pm On Jun 19, 2011
chulmakk. . . Wia is tha joke?
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by bright007(f): 4:04pm On Jun 19, 2011
Efemena_xy:

lol!!

but you're still here now grin grin

**why efe dey laugh sef? abi na laughing gas the aboki man give you we u go buy pure water 4 outside?
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by EfemenaXY: 4:15pm On Jun 19, 2011
^^Roger Moore - since when does N2O resemble H2O? tongue
Re: Did You Pass Your Jamb by chumakk: 7:28pm On Jun 21, 2011
Studio CFR:

chulmakk. . . Wia is tha joke?

Where is Studio CFR? So all this joke no belly-full you? Ask again

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