Well I don't like to be proud or talk about my adventures. I have always been a super star and always had my shows on TV, Radio, Facebook, YouTube and different social media platforms.

Late last year, some nairalanders wanted to meet me but I kinda shelved the get-together due to my busy schedule. I don't get to stay in one place because I am always on aeroplane first class business flight.

So Yesterday, I was visited by many nairalanders and this nairalander, an igbo girl was crying and trying to hug me. At first I thought someone beat her but I realised it was the joy of meeting me and my aura that is making her cry.

My security details, on 6th floor, wanted to throw her out of the window but I told them to chill and let the Igbo girl come closer... She hugged me with tears of joy in her eyes.

The other nairalander, a Yoruba boy, kept prostrating and thanking me as if I helped his father impregnate his mum with twins ..The Hausa guy who was also a nairalander knelt down and was shouting, "nagin-sheyka, nagin-sheyka ... He offered me 7 bags of dates and breadfruit. Then he also offered me his sister's hand as a gift/wife and also promised to build a statue for me when he gets back to Northern Nigeria.

He promised to build 6 statues in 6 different northern states for me. Thank you nairalanders for the love, thank you for believing in me.

Yes. And Tinubu came to me asking why Bihari doesn't support his presidential ambition, and I told him it was because the yam havest in Benue, Nasarawa and Niger States was poor this year. Joker.

Pls post this on politics section and don't bring your tribalism to my kingdom..

Who are you framing up lies for..you expect a sane person to believe this tale?
Clown..

Bipolar disorder- mania

Pele op

In Ebenezer Obey's voice "Oro e lowo Oluwa lowa o"

DrFunmisticGlow:
Bipolar disorder- mania

You this unknown quack auxillary nurse
Why are you following me up and down?

FaAbokiWithSuit:

You this unknown quack auxillary nurse
Why are you following me up and down?

every mention after this will prove my point

DrFunmisticGlow:
every mention after this will prove my point

Regardless, you are still toxic.
How is that your ugly boyfriend? Jabudu or whatever

FaAbokiWithSuit:
Well I don't like to be proud or talk about my adventures. I have always been a super star and always had my shows on TV, Radio, Facebook, YouTube and different social media platforms.

Late last year, some nairalanders wanted to meet me but I kinda shelved the get-together due to my busy schedule. I don't get to stay in one place because I am always on aeroplane first class business flight.

So Yesterday, I was visited by many nairalanders and this nairalander, an igbo girl was crying and trying to hug me. At first I thought someone beat her but I realised it was the joy of meeting me and my aura that is making her cry.

My security details, on 6th floor, wanted to throw her out of the window but I told them to chill and let the Igbo girl come closer... She hugged me with tears of joy in her eyes.

The other nairalander, a Yoruba boy, kept prostrating and thanking me as if I helped his father impregnate his mum with twins ..The Hausa guy who was also a nairalander knelt down and was shouting, "nagin-sheyka, nagin-sheyka ... He offered me 7 bags of dates and breadfruit. Then he also offered me his sister's hand as a gift/wife and also promised to build a statue for me when he gets back to Northern Nigeria.

He promised to build 6 statues in 6 different northern states for me. Thank you nairalanders for the love, thank you for believing in me.

You really tried not to brag

I actually thought this thread was created by airforce1 or dbull.

But I was disappointed.

Link WTF MAN

Where's my KALA let me blast this MANCHI left BLOKOS?