*1.* "Never fight a man under GRACE, because the GRACE he carries will DISGRACE you!"

*2.* "No African girl will choose Six packs over six Cars.. So my sons stop the gym and work hard!"

*3.* "Beware of the naked man who offers you clothes!"

*4.* “The death of a lion cannot be announced by a goat”.

*5.* “When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbor’s soup gets suspicious”.

*6.* “The future belongs to the Risk takers, Not the Comfort seekers!"

*7.* “The words of the elders do not lock all the doors, they leave the right door open”.

*8.* “A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple!"

*9.* “Coca-Cola only sold 25 bottles the first year but kept going. Never give up!"

*10.* “Let not what you cannot do tear you from what you can do”.

*11.* “A child who asks questions does not become a fool”.

*12.* “The first person you think of in the morning, or last person you think of at night, is either the cause of your happiness or your pain!"

*13.* “Be careful who you trust! Salt and Sugar are both white!"

*14.* “To Make A Difference In Life, You Don’t Have To Be Brilliant, Rich, Beautiful, Or Perfect. You Just Have To Care!"

*15.* “Kindness is like butter, it works best when you spread it around!"

*16.* “The walls don’t only have ears, they also see!"

*17.* “The leopard is beautiful, but has a bad heart!"

*18.* “Everybody is a nobody, trying to be somebody!"

*19.* “Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face, and sometimes, fake behavior. Yet, a woman will say she needs a real man!"

*20.* “Never open the door for an Armed Robber. Let him break it, its part of his Job!"

*21.* “Sometimes, you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fools who think they are fooling you!"

*22.* “One Man’s food is every other man’s food. Just because one idiot refuses to eat it doesn’t make it a poison!"

*23.* “If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where her prayer has not already been!"

*24.* “The only person that reads the terms & conditions is the one who writes it!"

*25.* “The Chief who doesn’t know what to say, says that his friend has said what he would have said!"

*26.* “Just because you met them at the church doesn’t mean they’re the ones. Demons go to church too!"

*27.* “A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful, when her lips are closed!"

*28.* “No matter how long the night, the day is sure to come!"

*29.* “A woman’s greatest perfume is the fragrance of her man’s success!"

*30.* “A wise person knows that there is something to learn from everyone!"

*31.* “It requires wisdom to understand wisdom. The music is nothing, if the audience is deaf”!

*32.* “No matter how rich you are, you cannot pay for your sins”!

*33.* “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win!"

*34.* “Give them a chair, if they can’t stand your success!"

*35.* “Be careful about the rumours you hear about a lady. It either comes from a man who can’t have her, or a lady who can’t compete with her”!

*36.* “None of us is as smart as all of us. Work together achieve more”.

After reading through, numbers 8,12,18,19,21, 24,27 & 33 gave me reasons to think about life

Good morning.