[quote author=gift0123 post=109811879][/quote]
Come Bleep my dick

Keji1012:

Come Bleep my dick

Nope I dunno bleep an uncircumcised dick....

Back then Abuja. Me and my cuz took these two sweet looking and well dressed Egbira girls out. The two of them complete from head to toe. So we were drinking and where i know say wahala dey they both ordered two big size hollandia yoghurt.. no be me dey pay sha. I just focus on my drink and smoke. Later ordered suya dem say na fish. So we were facing the suya while they waited for their catfish to be done. Omor see impatience o these girls done begin para. And when the bar girl eventually brought it they both almost tore her to shreds. Na fight we come dey separate oo. And I done quick collect digits. Guy those girls were tigers. My mind just begin race to different scenarios of me and her fighting.. The moment we dropped them off I deleted her number. How woman go dey fight because say fish no come on time. Wetin she go come do if i come go fuckup by mistake

chatinent:
We go Crunches. What will you eat?

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Bae: “Do you have fowl?”

Wait.... crunchies.. do you stay at aba?

Hismasterpiece:


Wait.... crunchies.. do you stay at aba?

It happened in Aba.

arthurwillia

InsanePsycho:


Women can't get pregnant during menses.

Basic biology

People tend to think that they know it all, when in fact they know nothing. I’d have attached some things but Google is your friend, go and learn.

Deffjam:
where in lokoja??

Left lokoja to kabba this morning. Still stranded bro. U can still help with 1k pls

Poleski:
After fucking the girl well, I laid down face down, trying to recuperate for a second round.

The next thing I felt was a tap on my shoulder. I turned, saw she was wearing a trap-on d*ildo, and she yelled softly, "It's now your turn."

You don't want to know what happened next.

Comrade, What happened next abeg??

CuteEmma:
arthurwillia


People tend to think that they know it all, when in fact they know nothing. I’d have attached some things but Google is your friend, go and learn.

Go and sit down oga

CuteEmma:
arthurwillia


People tend to think that they know it all, when in fact they know nothing. I’d have attached some things but Google is your friend, go and learn.

This your Nigerian frustration wrapped reply tough o

I already replied the guy that first corrected me and I did the research.

But since you dey find activity, do you think it is healthy to suck the vjayjay during menses?

My Google is not working

arthurwillia:


Go and sit down oga

The cuteemma dude seems to have a crush on you

InsanePsycho:


The cuteemma dude seems to have a crush on you

Jesus is lord.
I forbid bad thing oo
Ha haha

chatinent:


It happened in Aba.

Oh ok

Not the worst thing thou but surprising ,
She held my arm like we already know each other for long at some point people started starring at us cause she's damn too light. You'll hardly see a dark skinned ibo girl..

[quote author=Jesusdiedhaha post=109781722][/quote]


U are free to direct ur monthly tithe payment to me, my new church sponsors our honored members to Tokyo & Osaka comic Con yearly... invest in anime crusade Bros

gift0123:



Nope I dunno bleep an uncircumcised dick....

Mine is circumcised dear.. it’s a lollipop for the oloshos like you

braine:
She ate 8k Pizza all by herself.

I never spoke to her again.

Ha! In one sitting?

Humanace:
na so I meet this very cute girl that year for satalite town, ...parked and collected her number,at first she seemed really cool and I enjoyed the vibe before asking her if she was in a hurry so we could chill somewhere and fit to know each other better,she accepted and suggested we chill at "BIG FISH"(those of u staying in festac and environ will know) I accepted .
my shocker was when we got there she picked up her phone and called her friend to come saying she was on her way to meet her friend when I met her,I accepted.I not asked her what she wanted while we wait for her friend,na so this girl pick up their menu card and ordered for a special big fish 2 plate saying her friend was coming ...GOD so kind I just say make I look the menu na so I see #15,000 for one plate of fish 2 #30k...before I go analyze finish her friend don land.for thief mind they don see Maga they now started whispering. na so this girl call waiter make her order without consulting me as a sharp delta boi, I call the waiter say make him bring drinks join...excused my self from the ladies go meet the waiter for back explain things give am say this girl want embarrass me but can't happened and told him what to do .
I came back the waiter washing hand water for them they come sit down they wait for fish while I dey sip my drink they look them.while they were laughing at their sef say they don catch maga. if the fish go come na next year ..lol....they vex say make we change location (location KOor action Ni)

This is serious. Are ladies really this greedy? A fish that's worth 15k must be a really huge one! So they cannot share it? They want one each! I remember a time I went with my husband for a business conference in ikoyi a few years back... One evening, at the hotel, I ordered a BBQ fish and chips and salad worth 6.5k and my husband wasn't a big fan of fish. Omo, I ate that fish for 3days o! I kept sending it back to the kitchen for them to reheat and refresh the salad and chips but the fish no gree finish! So how does a girl eat a 15k fish all by herself? Bro, I love your sense jare. You did very well.

Keji1012:


Mine is circumcised dear.. it’s a lollipop for the oloshos like you

Why calling me an olosho? You are so mannerless and childish.

Mom007:

Ha! In one sitting?

In one sitting, shamelessly.

Omo, I japa.

gift0123:



Why calling me an olosho? You are so mannerless and childish.

Ok dear .. it’s a compliment

Mom007:

This is serious. Are ladies really this greedy? A fish that's worth 15k must be a really huge one! So they cannot share it? They want one each! I remember a time I went with my husband for a business conference in ikoyi a few years back... One evening, at the hotel, I ordered a BBQ fish and chips and salad worth 6.5k and my husband wasn't a big fan of fish. Omo, I ate that fish for 3days o! I kept sending it back to the kitchen for them to reheat and refresh the salad and chips but the fish no gree finish! So how does a girl eat a 15k fish all by herself? Bro, I love your sense jare. You did very well.

Lol.. it's more than greed. Na just wickedness most of the time. That "I want chop him money" syndrome

Keji1012:


Mine is circumcised dear.. it’s a lollipop for the oloshos like you

Name calling isn't necessary bro

killmods:

Name calling isn't necessary bro

Sorry bro

ORLAHOLUWA:
I swear I dey enjoy this topic my own na shoprite say mak we meet sha

Hahahahhahah

nextstep:
In Abuja... one fine geh like that hired car to come to the spot to meet with me... she told me she had settled the guy and he took us around to several spots that night. Later now, as we drop her off at a street near home (she didn't want me coming to her house because she said her parents, blah blah). Just as she rushed out of sight, taxi guy said, my guy, your bill na 14k. Not that it's a big amount, but mumu me didn't have too much cash on me - because I'd spent it on our evening.

It was later I realized that she was in a bit of a hurry to leave once the night was over. Later I thought she and the guy must have planned this, but because you no know who dey craze for Naija, I begged the guy to let me pay him the next day. Of course I paid... you don't want to be owing somebody and then they chook you bottle. Till today, I've not seen bae again.

Very stupid gender, you need to be spend smart with when dealing with them

Freemasonry:
Really liked this girl and asked her out on a date. The idea was so we could talk and maybe see if we could work. Auntie brought her friends to wine and dine...that's like half of a football team.
Well, I didn't want to embarrass her so I bought them food and bade them farewell, then blocked and deleted her number.

Weeks later, she called with an unknown number and was complaining I'd forgotten her, so I asked her if she and her friends wanted another free meal.
She off phone!

Haha like football team

[quote author=99thEnemy post=109774670]


It might not be fart..

"the vagina can trap air in it especially during sex, and when the air is released, it comes out as 'gas' and sounds a lot like farting, but it is not farting"



But if it was really "Fart", congratulations on your experience

braine:
She ate 8k Pizza all by herself.

I never spoke to her again.

Haha

Waiting for more gist

youmour:
Use her hands to eat chicken and even crack the bone and suck the marrow right there in public, had to break off that 1 week relationship sharpedly

op na that kind girl i dey like..atleast she didnt use forming to waste the chicken