marshalcarter:

And you dinor call me this kyn heartbreak is unforgivable....reap the seed of what you sow with your running stomach

FlowerGirl040:
Hahahaha

marshalcarter:

Oya i forgive you based on say na op birthday... come sip magic moment with me let love lead

FlowerGirl040:
Lol I have op to thank then. Thanks for the offer.

taretoofine:

This Dorin dey like story ehhhn

dorin27:
Abeg lemme jare. After a stressful day, person need something to calm body and soul.

This na my own way of doing so.

Oyinmiebiagric:
I greet all of una,wow!!! Promiseland245,I see your maths.

Flowergirl040,Only you dey eat,na when you finish you dey tell us,you no dey call person when you want start?

Tflashogee: Na my wife flex me,she no buy that one for me. How I go fit collect am?

To every other person, I really appreciate you guys a lot. Let's keep shining.

To those wey pm me,make una no vex my e-mail, I no sabi the password again.

For guys that wants to tap OT here,make una no vex,no be OT class we dey. All cult groups orientation are online, you can search for it there,mostly ayes own. In my place of work, a guy is always playing LP,he told me he downloaded it online.

To those that wants to ask one or two questions, just wait till I finish what's on my head,then you can ask your questions,if I never touch on am then. Once again I greet everybody.

Oya make we go continue wetin we dey do.

Oyinmiebiagric:
Men don move ahead, Ifeoma begin reason wetin Festus talk,girls can be very funny. I told her he was joking, but na lie,she has believed what Festus told her. If its not true why is that other guy saying he cast you for my front.

Me: Those are my closest friends in Enugu, they know how to play nonsense play. That evening Esther came around and took us to polo park, she flexed us. One thing with Esther she's not jealous, maybe because she knows she doesn't have future with me or that is her nature. Ifeoma was trying to make her angry by getting romantic with me where we sat,Esther just mind her business dey drink dey go,we left there,I ensured Ifeoma didn't take more than two bottles, Esther and I drank four bottles, she took us to Mr Biggs and bought us rice and ice cream. I don't know where she from get money,but she spent almost 3k that day. She left us there and went home.

Ifeoma: Is this girl your girlfriend? What is she to you?

Me: I'm using her to pass time here in Enugu.

Ifeoma: You are using her or she is using you? Can't you see she's not emotionally attached to you? What kind of girl will come and spend her money on her guy and his wife to be. Before you and I will have sex you will go and do test,I don't want to carry viral infection. I've not seen this kind of girl before.

Me: I look like person wey get infection?

Ifeoma: You look like person wey dey cult or get gun,abi that Esther looks like someone that keeps gun for people? Tomorrow we will go and do culture test.

Me: Which one be culture test? (I've not heard anything like that before,that was my first time).

Ifeoma: It will detect any infection in you,we will do HIV test also. Until we do the test don't think of sex with me.

Me Before I go for lectures tomorrow we'll go and do it. I can't miss the opportunity of bleeping this girl as much as possible.

We went to the place that we will run the test that morning, for the both of us 2200,including HIV. We finished from there I went to withdraw 5k. I have almost 70k in bank,I'm still a big boy. Ifeoma followed me to class that day,I introduced her to my course Rep, that was how she was following me to school for the one month she spent in Enugu.

We were walking to the canteen when my head saw me,my elder make we align

My head: My cp no get chance,I no know if you fit help us consult, make we know how cotty take burst that ground. I no sabi why cp never go consult, he don dey go two weeks, zonal head don control me I no sabi wetin I go reason am.

Me: No wahala, but na kaluba things o,once the kaluba ready I go move. I planned not going anywhere till Ifeoma leaves Enugu but who am I to turn down my head. I am also interested in knowing how that ground take cast Wednesday morning I must move so I go reach Enugu before four.

My head. I go call my ihaza make una two go be that. Og

Ifeoma: Who is that guy,he's your people abi,I saw the way you shook his hand. See this girl, she don know when men dey bi....

Me: Is it everything you want to know? You no dey see things comot eyes?

Ifeoma: Those your friends in Lasu that is how they use to shake themselves. I change discussion

Me: There is an assignment that we are doing as a group, my course Rep told me it will be on Wednesday morning, so I will leave home early, so we can start, we finish by eight, so I will come back and we go for class. At least she no go ask me questions when I dey dress comot in the morning.

That evening I took her to base,come see as men they shout,those that were thinking I'm inside crench, we all went to our joint and drank beer. I've reduced my smoking of weed, I don't know how Ifeoma will feel if she knows I now smoke cigarettes let alone weed. She was sitting with men and some Janet when I enter backyard go smoke with Festus and other men,take tom tom,begin drink make the smell comot for my mouth.

Ifeoma: Let's go home,I don't like this place,how do people manage to stay in this ghetto?

Me: That is why it is called base.

The next day after school, we go collect test result, we were both free. I know I will be free because its only Esther I bleep without condom.

Me: Now that I am free of any infection can we now start bleeping?

Ifeoma: That is the only thing you know, but don't get me pregnant before i return to Lagos. Kai the word turn my head on,so me Oyin go begin bleep Ifeoma,I no fit wait for us to reach house. No going anywhere this evening, from lab direct to house. Oy so you wan tell me say you no get any infection?

Oyinmiebiagric:
I got to my sister's place and picked my necklace, she no sabi say wetin dey inside that thing pass anybody. My chief didn't give me any money, neither did he buy food for us,so I ate here,before I went to meet Ifeoma. She just dey open body down, but no want me to bleep. I no be small pikin again wey go touch body na. If you want us to bleep, bleep me,if you no want,use hijab cover body na.

Ifeoma: You stayed long,I was worried, how is everything?

Me: Sorry, we had quiz and we had to run to school, before I'll miss it. I am OK,how are you?

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loosecanon50:
This is my seventh year on nairaland and I'm yet to come across a story as captivating as this.

The way the OP describes all happenings effortlessly makes me feel like I'm watching a seasonal movie. I can literally picture how everyone in the story looks and how their voices sounds....especially the ladies with their chicken brain

Oy, you should consider writing a book on your cult journey, this story is gold on paper. This will help upcoming youngsters not to tow the same path you did. Thanks for sharing your story with us!

I'm glued to my phone waiting for more updates.

Samrid:
Let's discuss something. As this story is going, can Ifeoma and Oyin marry each? Maybe it is only Oyin who can provide answer to this.

Doctee:
oga ó aya délé