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Laugh It Over by fawwyb(m): 11:13am On Aug 01, 2007 |
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the, ?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes, Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life, quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm, ) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. In other words, send it to everyone ! (and God love that pig!) |
Re: Laugh It Over by MrRaheem(m): 12:46pm On Aug 01, 2007 |
You're one crazy fellow, where did u get this from? I almost laughed my head off |
Re: Laugh It Over by abelix(m): 7:29pm On Aug 01, 2007 |
i just absolutely love your lines gracias .i am in stiches |
Re: Laugh It Over by oge4real(f): 10:03pm On Aug 01, 2007 |
hmn, |
Re: Laugh It Over by jayjaylux(m): 10:22pm On Aug 01, 2007 |
Wow dat wuz cocastic, tell me where u gt dat 4rm (I won't tell), i'm definitely gonna send it 2 everyone on my messenger list |
Re: Laugh It Over by clemcykul(f): 11:30am On Aug 02, 2007 |
jayjaylux its not only cocastic but fantastic, pepistic, teemistic, lafistic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Laugh It Over by Garen(m): 4:13pm On Aug 02, 2007 |
THINGS TO PONDER Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss World Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? |
Re: Laugh It Over by RichDad1(m): 4:26pm On Aug 02, 2007 |
@Garen, I can't stop wondering about this ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Laugh It Over by jayjaylux(m): 7:01pm On Aug 02, 2007 |
To answer dis qstns brov we need albert einsten |
Re: Laugh It Over by Showgoh(m): 9:05pm On Aug 05, 2007 |
i must tell u, that was really something. pls post more ofthis things on net so people can really have food 4 thot. i'll be sending sumtin in too, soooooooooooooooon. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Laugh It Over by Showgoh(m): 10:09pm On Aug 05, 2007 |
How about ifI drop this! A linguist's house one day caught fire & instead of communicating in a simple manner, he screamed; "Soccour, soccour! Multitude, multitude! A great conflagaration is consuming my domicile, it rages with magnanimity, congregates with rapidity & extinguish with velocity. Oh! my gargantuan edifice has been engulfed in a great, vast holocaust. Succour, succour!". On approaching him & trying to tell him how he shld have expressed himself in a more concise manner and some disgust, he flared up shouting; "Look, I'm tempestous, very temperamental & tentatively terminative in tendency. I can tantalize, tranquilize, toss & turn any turbid or turbulent tarmagant, dt tries 2 impose, dispose, expose or compose any composite component in order to vex, villify or terrify me". I said simply, "super abundance of any performance is always detrimental to the doers". Uhn!. Catch U guys later. |
Re: Laugh It Over by zubbiedan(m): 9:10am On Aug 06, 2007 |
@garen i luv ur post i'm still pondering @fawwyb ur post is also cool,will be praying for you so that next time you come as a PIG ![]() |
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