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I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by BegAt40: 12:05pm On Feb 06, 2022
I always challenge myself to get better at things I do. So I challenged my self to mastu-rbate for 5 straight hours around 10 years ago, that was the last time I ever tried that deadly-pleasurable thing.

At around 4hrs 45 mins, I started to shake and few seconds later, I became stiff and I couldn't breathe; everything turned blank. I recovered after few seconds and I resumed duty once again so I can make it up to 5 hrs I intended. Oh boy, just few seconds after resuming duty, I started to feel that same way gradually again. I just sharply commot hand, wear clothes and left my apartment. I booked a flight to another country to keep me busy and I was able to knack one flight attendant the next day. cool
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by Kriss216: 12:07pm On Feb 06, 2022
Reduce hand for weed, abeg

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Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by Ijoh(m): 12:07pm On Feb 06, 2022
FEDERATED UNION OF RIVERS IJAW STUDENTS ( FURIS)WORLDWIDE.
This is to inform all students of Ijaw extractions in Rivers State from these LGAs:
Abua/Odual, Andoni, Bonny, Asari-Toru, Akuku-Toru, Ogu /Bolo, Degema, Okrika, Opobo /Nkoro, Egenni in Ahoadawest, Omubaraibi in etche, and Port Harcourt south.
That, there is a students body for all Ijaws in Rivers State to unit ourselves for the common goals in our learning institutions.

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Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by Ijoh(m): 12:07pm On Feb 06, 2022
Note :Oyigbo LGA students association that are agitating to join FURIS should visit the FURIS executives to settle that issue with them.
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by DaudaTheSexyGuy(m): 12:20pm On Feb 06, 2022
Toto wey full everywhere

Why do you people even waste time and energy on that stuff?
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by BegAt40: 12:24pm On Feb 06, 2022
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Toto wey full everywhere

Why do you people even waste time and energy on that stuff?

Na Nigeria I dey that time. And na since 2011 I don stop to dey Bleep Nigerian girls
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by toujurs: 12:25pm On Feb 06, 2022
Kriss216:
Reduce hand for weed, abeg
The guy is cursed, this one pass weed, he sees his face me i face you apartment as a five star lodge, poverty na bastard. grin

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Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by Nobody: 12:28pm On Feb 06, 2022
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Toto wey full everywhere

Why do you people even waste time and energy on that stuff?
A broke, single man in his forties... He trolls here with a dozen accounts... What creature would fu** him? undecided
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by Nobody: 12:28pm On Feb 06, 2022
I SMELL LIES
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by frozen70(f): 12:29pm On Feb 06, 2022
BegAt40:
I always challenge myself to get better at things I do. So I challenged my self to mastu-rbate for 5 straight hours around 10 years ago, that was the last time I ever tried that deadly-pleasurable thing.

At around 4hrs 45 mins, I started to shake and few seconds later, I became stiff and I couldn't breathe; everything turned blank. I recovered after few seconds and I resumed duty once again so I can make it up to 5 hrs I intended. Oh boy, just few seconds after resuming duty, I started to feel that same way gradually again. I just sharply commot hand, wear clothes and left my apartment. I booked a flight to another country to keep me busy and I was able to knack one flight attendant the next day. cool

Why not take your rehabilitation drugs daily instead of skipping it

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Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by illicit(m): 12:36pm On Feb 06, 2022
Did u cum


undecided
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by BegAt40: 12:37pm On Feb 06, 2022
illicit:
Did u cum


undecided
Nope. had bruises all over my dihk. Bathing afterwards was painful as fck
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by BegAt40: 12:40pm On Feb 06, 2022
frozen70:

Why not take your rehabilitation drugs daily instead of skipping it
I don't take them anymore. I'm in love with my mental problemS.
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by frozen70(f): 12:44pm On Feb 06, 2022
BegAt40:


I don't take them anymore. I'm in love with my mental problemS.

Congratulations
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by Goldbw122(m): 12:51pm On Feb 06, 2022
BegAt40:
I always challenge myself to get better at things I do. So I challenged my self to mastu-rbate for 5 straight hours around 10 years ago, that was the last time I ever tried that deadly-pleasurable thing.

At around 4hrs 45 mins, I started to shake and few seconds later, I became stiff and I couldn't breathe; everything turned blank. I recovered after few seconds and I resumed duty once again so I can make it up to 5 hrs I intended. Oh boy, just few seconds after resuming duty, I started to feel that same way gradually again. I just sharply commot hand, wear clothes and left my apartment. I booked a flight to another country to keep me busy and I was able to knack one flight attendant the next day. cool
My guy you get lucky, don't every try that every again.
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by illicit(m): 12:55pm On Feb 06, 2022
BegAt40:

Nope. had bruises all over my dihk. Bathing afterwards was painful as fck

Ok next time, cum

Swallow ur cum, rub some on ur bruised Mandingo

It will give u d strength to go on tongue

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Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by Kharol1234: 1:06pm On Feb 06, 2022
grin grin grin grin grin Who send you work?
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by BegAt40: 1:10pm On Feb 06, 2022
illicit:

Ok next time, cum
Swallow ur cum, rub some on ur bruised Mandingo
It will give u d strength to go on tongue
so you do this every day? shocked buhari no do good o.
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by Haakeem(m): 1:15pm On Feb 06, 2022
illicit:

Ok next time, cum
Swallow ur cum, rub some on ur bruised Mandingo
It will give u d strength to go on tongue
ahh!! U get experience wella
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by illicit(m): 1:15pm On Feb 06, 2022
Haakeem:
ahh!! U get experience wella

tongue
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by illicit(m): 1:16pm On Feb 06, 2022
BegAt40:

so you do this every day? shocked
buhari no do good o.

grin

Na when I still get mental problem I dey do am
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by Haakeem(m): 1:17pm On Feb 06, 2022
op you are a dick!angry
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by Emmanuel224(m): 1:49pm On Feb 06, 2022
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Toto wey full everywhere

Why do you people even waste time and energy on that stuff?
no be everybody fit just lie down ontop any random woman
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by ruggedboych: 1:59pm On Feb 06, 2022
You're insane and need help
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by TheWolfen(m): 2:01pm On Feb 06, 2022
You waste your male vital energy when you masturbate. Since you have no USE for it the demons know what to do with it.

Male sexual energy is the creation energy and the most powerful energy.

Check your body. You will find strange marks all over your laps and legs. It is common with people that masturbate.
This ain't ordinary life bro


BegAt40:

rubbish


If only you will ask about the marks on the body of people that commonly masturbate. I will tell u.
Yes this rubbish is the Truth
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by Nobody: 2:13pm On Feb 06, 2022
BegAt40:
I always challenge myself to get better at things I do. So I challenged my self to mastu-rbate for 5 straight hours around 10 years ago, that was the last time I ever tried that deadly-pleasurable thing.

At around 4hrs 45 mins, I started to shake and few seconds later, I became stiff and I couldn't breathe; everything turned blank. I recovered after few seconds and I resumed duty once again so I can make it up to 5 hrs I intended. Oh boy, just few seconds after resuming duty, I started to feel that same way gradually again. I just sharply commot hand, wear clothes and left my apartment. I booked a flight to another country to keep me busy and I was able to knack one flight attendant the next day. cool

John..
Re: I Almost Died While Mastur-bating by yuping(m): 2:22pm On Feb 06, 2022
undecided they try mix your alcohol with water.

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