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Once Beaten Twice Shy by snthesis(m): 9:14am On Jun 24, 2011 |
A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realised that all his hats were gone. He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The hat seller sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to his mind. He took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back. Fifty years later, his grandson, Studio, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor. He woke up and realised that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grandfather's words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather' s idea, Studio threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats. Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said: IDIOTA ! U think say na only u get grand papa ! |
Re: Once Beaten Twice Shy by emmynweke(m): 10:12am On Jun 24, 2011 |
YOu be the bad guy |
Re: Once Beaten Twice Shy by mikuz(m): 1:01pm On Jun 24, 2011 |
Nice one! You try. |
Re: Once Beaten Twice Shy by Kunbee: 12:15am On Jun 25, 2011 |
You try |
Re: Once Beaten Twice Shy by EfemenaXY: 2:06pm On Jun 25, 2011 |
I like the 1st half of the story - not the 2nd half |
Re: Once Beaten Twice Shy by lysaa(f): 8:17am On Jun 26, 2011 |
I like the whole joke, makes more sense when u ght the destination. |
Re: Once Beaten Twice Shy by EfemenaXY: 2:38pm On Jun 26, 2011 |
Yam 'n Oil madam I don hear |
Re: Once Beaten Twice Shy by MattEdozie(m): 4:22pm On Jun 26, 2011 |
That's cool, guy |
Re: Once Beaten Twice Shy by lysaa(f): 4:55pm On Jun 26, 2011 |
Efe leave hapu'm aka! Lol |
Re: Once Beaten Twice Shy by mikuz(m): 5:13pm On Jun 26, 2011 |
Hey! Lysaa kedu kwanu? Idi kwa nma? |
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